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About Me

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see more crazy cat picsOh, what to say. You know this box is here for you to be able to rant on with how amazing or how sucky your life is. Being that this is myspace though, whether my life sucks or is awesome, you won't hear about it right on my page. Whelp, that being said, I am some age, and I am going to some school for some career. Better than sitting at home and watching the little popcorn pieces in the ceilling fall off. And I work at a place in the Crystal River Mall. Sometimes I dread going to work, but most of the time, as long as all you customers aren't assholes, it's a lot of fun.I like to draw, paint, write stories, watch television and listen to music. I'm pretty much like any other teenager you'll meet that has some half-assed drive to go anywhere in life, without the "I'm six months pregnant with a guy I'll never stay with but I say I'm in love with him anyway." GOD I HATE THAT. I'm sarcastic to a fault, but please don't be offended by it; unless I want you to be. That's just how I am with people.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A giant half-cyborg hedgehog.

Music:

Korn, duh. Also likes: Audioslave, Incubus, Soundgarden, System of A Down, Slipknot, Black Sabbath, Bad Religion, Foo Fighters, Disturbed, Breaking Benjamin, Modest Mouse, Marilyn Manson, Mudvayne, Metallica(when they aren't overplayed)...

Movies:

All the Piratses, Spaceballs, Jurassic Park, Transformers, some others. NOT SAWS. Not one, two, three, four, or fifty eight.

Television:

When the RERUNS are over, I'll go back to watching the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, the Colbert Report, and NINJA WARRIOR! HAH!

Books:

Yes, I like to read. Pretty much a little of everything. I have all the Harry Potter books and the Narnia series. Dean Koontz is good, I have one of the dragon chronicle books "Eldest" which I hear is good but haven't read yet. I also have a 'His Dark Materials' book, "The Amber Spyglass", but have only read about half of that one.

Heroes:

All my friends seem to all have the same cool superpower: cheering me up. I wish I had that power. I probably do for someone, just not for me. They all deserve capes and underwear for their outsides.

My Blog

Comets are not as interesting as NatGeo thinks they are.

Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing, who I am, where I've been or where I'm going. I can't even see tomorrow when it's sitting in front of my face. Moving is a big deal, I'm not trying to prove othe...
Posted by Juicebox Spider on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:38:00 PST

Confucius Say...

So once in awhile, (or these days, once in a great while) I like updating this page to let everyone that I don’t talk to on a regular basis know I’m not dead. I am, in all technical terms,...
Posted by Juicebox Spider on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:04:00 PST

In the advice of my psychology teacher

I'm starting a dream journal, and will record on here what my dreams have been, but shall omit anything I feel needs absence. However, being only dreams, I don't need to hold out on much because of re...
Posted by Juicebox Spider on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:08:00 PST

Harpies

Though I suppose there are reasons for these blogs, my life has been far too involved as of late to take advangtage of them. Besides, it's not like I want all you good people out there in myspaceland ...
Posted by Juicebox Spider on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:04:00 PST

When it hits the fan.

It 'splodes. Just like the tire last week. My bill for fixing my transmission has jumped from 600 to 1700 dollars in one week; therefore I will NOT be fixing it. I'm trading my car in Sunday.
Posted by Juicebox Spider on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:09:00 PST

What is this mischief?

It's in the shop? My Car, something's finally being done about it? EVERYBODY HAPPY DANCE!...
Posted by Juicebox Spider on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:11:00 PST

The bid is cast at one million dollars.

You know something? No matter what changes in you life, no matter who you meet, who you lose or where you go, you are always going to have your music. Even if the band changes, and the music changes o...
Posted by Juicebox Spider on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:22:00 PST

Please don't touch the cadavers.

School's still a pain. Car still not fixed. Still no job. Man. I am such a loser. But life's going good, thanks for asking. Got a new camera today. Cannon. I'm hoping that I'll be able to start ...
Posted by Juicebox Spider on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:20:00 PST

Some kind of update.

Can't take my car out of town. Whatever's wrong with it is terminal, if I don't get it fixed soon. Problem is, I don't have the money for the operation, so I may need to just euthanize it. Time to sta...
Posted by Juicebox Spider on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

My car reeks of death.

I'm starting to hope that something crawled in the engine and died because if not, I don't think there's any fixable explination for why it's smoking and smelling of rotten flesh. I just hope it's fix...
Posted by Juicebox Spider on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST