What’s all da furor? |
l've finally found my true calling and what l want to be and do with my life. l want to be Hitler. So next time you see me l want you to Seig Heil me.
Danke Schoen.
Posted by Smegma on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:17:00 PST |
WHlTE P0WER!!! |
Today l took a foot long dump that was white. l took a couple of pictures of it and once l figure out this piece of shit scanner (no pun intended) l will post them. l called this white shi...
Posted by Smegma on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST |
Behold the disappearance of cheese |
To follow up on another posting of mine, the ltalian deli down the road from the office that used to give out a free loaf of bread with every pound of cheese has went out of business. :'(
Not on...
Posted by Smegma on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:55:00 PST |
Water water everywhere...l think |
A couple of years ago after attending a family function where l ate myself silly, l asked one of my web fitness babes how do l go about losing the plethora of weight l put on. Well, the only thi...
Posted by Smegma on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:50:00 PST |
Something like a phenomenon |
Something that l would categorize as not being of this Earth has been occuring. The last 3 times that l took a dump and wiped myself afterwards, nothing came out on the paper. N0THlNG!!!&n...
Posted by Smegma on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:33:00 PST |
Water water everywhere, and l do mean EVERYWHERE |
A while ago after a plethora of parties for friends, family and what not where l ate myself silly, l realized that l had to lose weight and the such. So l consulted one of my internet babes who ...
Posted by Smegma on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST |
(Don't) Vote For Pedro |
lt seems the curse l put on Pedro Martinez after he cursed me out over the Summer has worked and then some. Not only has he been ineffective after our run in, he's been on the disabled list a co...
Posted by Smegma on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 06:42:00 PST |
My birthday party struggle |
Next week is my friend's kid's birthday. Even though he's going to be 3, he is already reading at a kindergarden-lst grade level. So, l was wondering if l should give him something challan...
Posted by Smegma on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:02:00 PST |
Behold the power of cheese!!! |
The ltalian deli down the road from the office has this new promotion. Buy $lO worth of cheese, get a free loaf of bread. MMMM MMMM!!! Cheese sandwiches as far as the eye...
Posted by Smegma on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 09:03:00 PST |
A JEW!!! (gehzunteit) |
l finally got the copy of ''Mein Kampf'' l bought from eBay. After reading the first couple of chapters, l too am inspired to go out and kill 6 million Germans. TAKE THAT Siegfried and Roy...
Posted by Smegma on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:35:00 PST |
