♡ J A M I E

ALL THE ROADS WE HAVE TO WALK ARE WINDING - AND ALL THE LIGHTS THAT LEAD US THERE ARE BLINDING - THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO YOU BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW - BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES ME - AFTER ALL, YOU'RE MY WONDERWALL -OASIS
→ only FRIENDS can view all my pictures. so to see them, add me. it's that simple.
→ www.jamie-music.com that's my website. go to it.
→ i sing. not model, SING.
→ my boyfriend is better than anyone in the world.
→ my name is jamie o'brien. it's not hard to spell.
→ my goal is to live forever. so far, so good.
→ myspace.com/officialjamieobrien - my music myspace. yes, i have one.
→ i am a HOLLYWOOD girl - born & raised
→ i don't eat sushi. ewww.
→ i HATE when people steal shit from my page and put it on theirs. don't you have your own imagination?!
→ i play at the Playboy Mansion sometimes.
→ no, i can't get you in. STOP ASKING!
→ i'm usually the one making people laugh
→ i love the movie 'glitter' so don't talk to me if you think that's lame
→ i don't trust you. i don't care who you are
→ i love boobs. a lot
→ if i could live at Taco Bell, i would.
→ i am the ONLY one who runs this page. so yes, i see everything you post cause hello, i have to accept [or deny] it. duh.
→ i believe in God
→ i will probably be the most ridiculous person you've ever met
→ giraffes are my favorite.
→ i'm sarcastic as hell. don't cry about it.
→ i've never had a cigarette in my life & i never will
→ i do NOT drive. period
→ i get the urge to laugh @ the most inappropriate times
→ i've never done drugs, & have absolutely no desire to
→ i ALWAYS have to pee
→ if you're gay, i automatically love you. unless you're chris crocker. then you're just gay.
→ i love my family & friends to no end, they mean the world to me
→ i have a dirty fucking mouth
→ cheesecake always wins
→ i will whoop your sorry ass in pop culture trivia
→ i have a weakness for love songs & hot boys who can sing them
→ i have OCD
→ i'm arachnaphobic
→ apparently i'm a hypochondriac
→ i'm easily amused
→ i'm a hopeless romantic - but i'm almost impossible to catch
→ "scene kids" piss me off
→ i'm a fun girl & i have a good time wherever i am
→ it takes me a few tries to pronounce 'rhinoceros' correctly. ALWAYS.
→ i always want what i can't have. but eventually i get it ;-]
→ i prefer to be optimistic
→ i am dumbfounded by how many of you don't know how to fucking spell. like seriously.
→ once i start laughing, it's nearly impossible for me to stop
→ i snore. sometimes.
→ i have zero tolerance for intended ignorance
→ my dog means more to me than most people i know
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE read the rules i have for messaging me, leaving comments, picture comments etc. i have them for a reason, and the reason is NOT to be ignored.
By the way, the graphic is old, like 2 years old. But for the most part, the rules all still apply.
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listen. i am not a model. i am a SINGER. and sometimes i make funny videos. let's just get that out of the way. i do not model, singers DO take professional pictures, you know. it's part of that whole FAME thing. hey fuck off, i'm famous if i say so. and i just said it so it's so :-] i'm pretty sure that girl you saw on MTV was me. no, really. they whore me out more than my pimp. i'm always like "no MTV, i don't want to do ANOTHER lame show!" but i'm still called. and you know what? i still do it. cause i like money. i want more of it. i don't like watching the discovery channel cause i hate seeing poor little animals getting tackled and eaten. but damn, i love taco bell. it might [or might not] interest you to know that sealife freaks me the fuck out. fish? no thanks. whales?! get the hell out of here. i'm not down with airplane turbulence but i am down with cheez its. irrelavent? mahh. 'america's funniest home videos' is the only thing i can watch on tv that will make me laugh so hard i cry. i'm not a fan of people who wear way too much perfume or cologne, especially if it doesn't even smell good. i like some things, and i don't like others. i have this thing about washing my hands. i do it all the time. so should you. dirty people! sometimes i burp so loudly that windows rattle. walls shake, and little children run away crying. and yes, i do it in public. i often also greet people that way. sometimes i find random bruises on my body and have no idea how they got there. some say it's because i have low iron in my body, but i eat WAY too much meat for that to be true. and they never start hurting until AFTER i discover them. i guess in a case like bruises ignorance really can be bliss. people often confuse me with adriana lima. sometimes jessica alba. but most of the time alessandra ambrosio. don't worry, i'm sure they enjoy the compliments ;-] in case you were wondering, that's sarcasm. that's right, that word does NOT have an 'i' in it. trust me. on that note, it would be fabulous if 99% of you went back to the first grade and re-learned English. thanks. i love super mario world but i've found i can't play it anymore because i get too anxious and competitive. yeah, it's bananas. i find it so incredibly amusing when some of you get all butthurt that i don't comment back to you. first of all, the second you tell or ask me to, it automatically puts the 'nope, not gonna' into my head. that's right, i turn to "brat" mode. so, wrong move number one. and B, look .... i have over 100,000 friends. don't be so selfish! isn't that a sin? i mean i'm not up to date with Bible 101 but, well if it's not it should be. i try to message and comment back when i can, just wait it out! oh and please stop giving me your phone numbers. especially you geniuses who leave it in comments. come on, seriously?! let me explain somethin to you, folks ... 1. i'm not gonna call it. plain and simple. well, maybe. 2. who the hell gives out their number on the internet for everyone to see?! where have all the smart people gone??!! i can't help it if you become totally infatuated with me. it kind of comes with knowing me. there it is again! damn, me and my sarcasm. wait ... my sarcasm and i*. yeah. who wants a sandwich ... ?!
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i feel that life gives me lessons i'd rather not deal with; but without them i wouldn't be who i am. my guard is always up. it takes a lot to break down my walls. i don't think anyone TRULY knows the real me. i'd rather stay at home with a movie & blanket than go out & inhale everyone else's secondhand smoke. i'm too forgiving sometimes. i've got skeletons in my closet that i'm sure will come out to haunt me one day. i'm bracing myself for that. i've never been one to "fit in", but i was never one to "stand out". i've always been somewhat inbetween. i'm isolated & obscure. my sense of humor is unique & twisted ... & only some understand it. my standards are enormously high, so congratulations if you even come close to meeting them. the mirror is my best friend & my worst enemy. my facade is always bright & misleading. don't let a smile fool you. i'm hard on myself because it helps subside my insecurities. i come off harder than i really am. i'm a fighter ... but i'm a much better lover. welcome friends, to the most amazing show on Earth .....
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