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i am a fucking kodiak bear

fuck you

About Me

ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
i am a kodiak bear
i will eat you you fucking loser

My Interests

eating you, sleeping, making bung-plugs, decopage

I'd like to meet:

HOT LADIES!!! HOT LADIES!!! HOT LADIES!!!

...and maybe some fat ones for eatin.

Music:

I own a lot of those "Sounds of Nature" cds. I like the classics; Thin Lizzy, AC/DC, Van Halen

Movies:

The Edge, Milo and Otis, and pretty much just porn

Television:

I really like Golden Girls, early Brady Bunch, I guess anything with B. Arthur, Any hackneyed contrived cop-show with yelling and swearing and intense music and gold bracelets, I really like watching those surgery shows too cuz it shows me all yer tender bits, it's basically my food network