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Max The Jerk

I play air guitar in the shower, seriously

About Me

this about covers it

My Interests

beer, broads, tits, bikes, tattoos, music, chinese checkers, rollerderby, carpentry, art, shoes (fuck you), things that smell good, food that tastes good, people who are total dicks in the name of humor, film, your mother, camel lights, whiskey, fighting, fucking, destruction, and the apocolypse. 'nuff said mother fucker

I'd like to meet:

a Talking hotdog, artists, jerks, drunks, anyone who has anything to do with tattooing, and funny mother fuckers"; I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

:::deep Breath::: 2 minutos, 7 seconds, 999, A Global Threat, Above all hope, Abraisive Wheels, AC/DC, Adam and the Ants, The Adicts, Adolescents, The Adverts, Against Me!, Agnostic Front, Alkaline Trio, Anthrax, Anti-Flag, Anti-Nowhere League, Arrogant Sons of BitchesAs Blood Runs Black, The Ataris, Atreyu, Audioslave, Aus Rotten, Authority Zero, Bad Brains, The Beastie Boys, Billy Joel, Black Flag, Black Fag, The Bloodhound Gang, Bouncing Souls, Brain Failure, Break Away, Broken Bones, The Business, C.O.B.C, Carpettes, The Casulties, Catch 22, Cheap Sex, Choking Victim, The Chords, Circle Jerks, Citizen Fish, The Clash, The Clash, The Clash, Clit 45, Cock Sparrer, Conflict, The Cramps, Crass, Cypress Hill, Dag Nasty, The Damned, David Powell, The Dead Boys, The Dead Kennedys, The Dead Pets, Defiance, The Descendants, DethKlok, The Dickies, Dirty Rotten Imbeciles, Dirty rotten Imposters, The Disaffected, Disharge, Disturbed, Dr Dre, Dragonforce, Dropkick murphys, Eminem, The Epoxies, Eric B and Rakim, The Exploited, FAD, FEAR, Foo Fighters, Frisk, G.B.H, Generation X, The Germs, The Get Up Kids, The Ghouls, Goldfinger, Grandmaster Flash & the furious 5, GWAGRGWARGWARGWAR, The Hunt, Iggy pop & The Stooges, Incubus, Infa Riot, The Insaints, Iron Maiden, The Jam, Jello Biafra, Johnny Cash, JOLT, The Krays, Leftover Crack, The Legendary Shack Shackers, Less Than Jake, Lower Class Brats, Ludacris, The Lurkers, Millions of Dead Cops, Marilyn Manson, Meat Puppets, Metallica, Mindles Self Indulgence, Minor Threat, Minutemen, The Misfits, MIx Master Mike, MObb Deep, Molotov Cocktail, Morning Glory, Motorhead, New York Rel-x, No Ca$H, NOFX, None More Black, NWA, OAR, The Offspring, Oi Polloi, Operation Ivy, The Oppressed, Oxymoron, Panic! at the disco, The Partisans, Pennywise, The Pist, The Pogues, The Police, Primus, Prince Buster, The Profits, Public Enemy, Queens of the Stone age, Quincy Jones, Rabia, Rage Against the Machine, The Ramones, Rancid, Reagan Youth, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Rezurex, Richard Hell and The Voidoids, Rise Against, RjD2, Rudimentary Peni, RUSH, RX Bandits, Sham 69, The Shitgiveits, The Skatalites, The Skeptix, Skrewdriver (shut up), Slaughter and the Dogs, †Slayer†, Slipknot (fuckyou), Snoop Dog, Social Distortion, The Soviettes, The Specials, Steven Lynch, Stiff Little Fingers, Stockyard Stoics, Stranglers, Stray Cats, Streetlight Manifesto, Strike Anywhere, Strung out, Sub/Hum/Ans, Sublime, Suicide Machines, Sum 41, The Sword, System of a Down, Team Spider, The Teen Idles, Tenacious D, The Toasters, Toots & The Maytals, Toxic Narcotic, The Transplants, The Trouble, Tubeway Army, UK Subs, The Undertones, The Unseen, Van Halen, The Varukers, The Vibrators, The Virus, The Weirdos, The World Inferno Freindship Society, Wu-Tang Clan, X, Youth Brigade.

Movies:

boondock saints, American history X, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and anything having to do with frank miller

Television:

is a waste of time

Books:

Frank MIller

Heroes:

are long gone.

My Blog

an update, about what's not happening.

I guess most people see me as this, straight forward, trustworthy confident person (I gather as much). For the most part i would hope most of this to be true, but lately, I've become unsure. Trustwort...
Posted by Max The Jerk on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:00:00 PST

sweet merciful christ, you synical prick.

being an adult is hard. I just wish things could be as simple as asking somone to go out with you or drinking in a field or just asking your parents for your allowance (no specific reference to anythi...
Posted by Max The Jerk on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:01:00 PST

vegas.....

well, I'm here. I made it. With a few minor incidents and a little help from my mom I said I wouldn't need (thanx ma). I'm here. I made it to vegas, with what little money I have I'm here, looking for...
Posted by Max The Jerk on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:03:00 PST

a small epiphony of sorts.

I feel lately as if my life has become empty. well, not empty persay. More so that it has gained a cwertain direction that has taken over my being completely. work. all I do anymore is work. all the t...
Posted by Max The Jerk on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:20:00 PST

cellular chaos everyone NEEDS to read this

as you may know from catching a few of the bulletins, It just so happen's that  my phone has fallen victim to a spilt beer, so it ain't no good...no more. so i don't have anyone's number's. I nee...
Posted by Max The Jerk on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 06:45:00 PST

shit sorry, here is the CORRECT link to expand your top 8

http://www.r4wr.com/friends/   thats the one I  BELIEVE, so if it is incorrect let me know. I will change it. if it upsets you a little....well.   screw you...
Posted by Max The Jerk on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:29:00 PST

whoa

i just remembered that i had knuckle tattoos. i'm an idiot
Posted by Max The Jerk on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:26:00 PST

use this to expand your top 8, i.e.- make it 16, 20, so on and so forth

http://www.r4wr.com/friends/result.php go to this site and you can make your top 8 a top 16 and other numbers
Posted by Max The Jerk on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:46:00 PST

so quick to cut off ties

i need to re-evaluate what is important. I havn't done that in a while. probably because ihave been so comfortable as of late. I mean, I have money, I have my freinds, I am always having fun with them...
Posted by Max The Jerk on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 11:51:00 PST

look at my new pix you scummy gross bastards

new pix up, look at em
Posted by Max The Jerk on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 12:01:00 PST