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About Me


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online now iconOh hello there, my name is Tom...i regard myself as a gifted storyteller, a recanteur if you will primarily of humorous anecdotes about my life experiences...i love to regale people with funny and witty stories of my childhood, friends and family (trust me it's comedic gold)Now About Me:I was born and raised in Queens, New York. My background is film production and broadcast marketing. My screen credits can be viewed here: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1161588/ The Fun Stuff:
I shave my privates weekly...i don't like getting up early in the morning...snakes, tree frogs and the three M's frighten me, that would be mimes, midgets and monkeys, I especially hate seeing monkeys or any animal for that matter dressed in human clothes. It freaks me the fuck out...i'm your true night owl...i love to take naps...i'm passionate about eating pu**y... i love smelling things that were just opened, like a jar of peanut butter or a fresh bag of coffee...i love sushi and Thai food...i enjoy digging holes in my yard in the hopes of finding buried treasure or dinosaur bone...i love road trips...i enjoy cool crisp fall weather...i have five tattoos...i like to read until i fall asleep...i like italian food...i absolutely hate the sound of someone chewing their cereal in the morning...i like flannel sheets...i almost never eat breakfast...i hate humid weather...I love Savannah GA...i love Halloween...i hate monday mornings or any mornings for that matter...i like lazy days on the couch watching movies...i like beer...i like red wine...i don't like beets...i like green tea...i am always daydreaming...i am scared of big dogs...i don't like pretencious people...i like Captain and coke...i can't swim...i like psychobilly...my favorite colors are black and blue...i like to get my back rubbed...i don't trust many people...i have green and blue eyes...I love the smell of bacon, coffee and toast in the morning...i bite my lip when i think...i'm good at staring contests ...i love brownies...i like to laugh...i say the word fuck a fucking lot...i love sex...i love pin up art and swag...i can't live without music but i can live without mtv...i love to go out to local bars and Irish pubs...i begin to jog if i trip on the sidewalk...i love to give back rubs...i like burying my arms elbow deep into sacks of grain or sand...i like pumpkin flavored anything....i believe your eyes are the window to your soul...i hate inconsiderate people...i rarely go in canoes...i can talk to pretty much anyone...i never take things for granted...i love getting my ears pulled and bit...i can't just eat one of anything...i won't run unless something is chasing me...i like sitting on my roof at sunset...i amuse myself...i am an impatient driver but never use my horn...i am afraid to ride in hot air balloons...i love finding the origins of words and phrases...i like to hide on people...i can't live without my cell phone...i like costumes...i still like to play board games...i am afraid of lightning but i love thunderstorms...i can be sarcastic...i can make you laugh out loud...i can make you very happy.

My Interests

Hanging out in low key local pubs, bars and lounges in and around town. Checking out local bands. Can usually find me at Wills Pub, Red Light Red Light, Big Daddy's, Claddagh, Copper Rocket, Austins, Duke's, The Lodge or Stardust. Also frequent coffee shops, sushi bars and book shops. Savannah is my home away from home. More Irish pubs than you can shake a shillelagh at.

Music:

Stone Roses, Ride, Sabbath, Iggy, Catherine Wheel, Portishead, Seether, Hot Water Music, My Bloody Valentine, Angels And Airwaves, Editors, Reverend Horton Heat, Social Distortion, Big Sandy, Derailers, Taking Back Sunday, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Yellowcard, Finch, Ride, Matchbook Romance, Seether, My Chemical Romance, Depeche, L7, Maiden, Killswitch Engage, Priest, As I Lay Dying, Opeth, In Flames, Delirium, Sisters Of Mercy, Cult, Atreyu, Tool, Yeah,Yeah,Yeahs, Interpol, Pixies, She Wants Revenge, Anthrax, Type O Negative, Mudvayne, Cold, Metallica, Overkill, Savatage, Celtic Frost, Iced Earth, Armored Saint, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Lacuna Coil, Joy Division, Black Flag, Hatebreed, Testament, God Forbid, Shadows Fall, Iron Maiden, Champion, Submersed, Breaking Benjamin, Crossfade, Adorable, Chevelle, Lamb Of God

Movies:

It's safe to say pretty much anything with Deniro, Pacino, Bogart, Brando, Cagney, Flynn, McQueen....Top 5: Eternal Sunshine Spotless Mind, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Fargo, Memento. There are more but I'll spare you. Besides the classics I love to veg out with some cheesy B horror films. The pure comedic value is beyond comprehension. Leprechaun 1-5, (I wants me gold!) Warlock, (Tarry not!) Re-Animator, Evil Dead, Army Of Darkness, Jack Frost, Killer Tomatoes, Toxic Avenger, Critters, Munchies, Puppetmaster, Spellbinder, They Live, (I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum) Stepfather, Cabin Fever ("Pancakes!") Wrong Turn, The Craft, Dusk Til' Dawn, Pumpkinhead, Phantasm, Prophecy, The Seventh Sign, The Ninth Gate, Scream, Predator, Children Of The Corn, Bubba Ho-Tep...

Television:

History Channel, Discovery Channel, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, 24, CSI, Chappelle, Sopranos, Natl. Geo., X Files, Ghost Hunters, PTI, MXC, In Search Of, Spy TV, Jackass, Wild Boyz, Bam, Scare Tactics

Books:

Catcher In The Rye, Of Mice And Men, Crucible, Scarlet Letter, The Fountainhead, As I Lay Dying, The Sound And The Fury, Farewell To Arms, Light In August, Complete Tales Of Washington Irving, Complete Stories And Poems Of Edgar Allen Poe, Walden, Or Life In The Woods.....

Heroes:

Ernst Gräfenberg