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You're drunk! You're sexy!
i will message random people with stupid questions, forabsolutely no reason. you're one of them. i don't talk about money or about thefact i don't drive. every other subject under the sun or moon is open, but that'snot one of them. good luck, you'll need it.
someone who lies to me constantly, just so i can keep entertained. ifyou can blow bubbles out of your eyes or tell me "little red riding hood" inchinese, that's pretty hot too. [email protected]
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I don't blog, I star date log *****NEW!!***** <-- the blog is here, you morons
Age :: 32
Body :: Better than some, Worse than others
Status :: Floundering
Here for :: Friends & Networking & Punishment from God
Orientation :: Boring
Hometown :: Orlando
Occupation :: Dispatcher/Part Time Liquor Store Whore
Interwebbing///////// 420,bitch :: Barker makes my pubes stand up
Online Etch a Sketch :: Draw me a penis bigger than yours
Subway Concert :: I can't sing worth shit
Stop Motion :: Space Invaders is cool, but Galaga is the shit, yo.
General :: filling out shitty web forms
Music :: she'll let you dump it on her lips, for a bag of chips...oooh, life of the liquor store whore...for some envelopes, she'll smoke your dick like it was dope...oooh, life of the liquor store whore
Books :: lots of science fiction, some non fiction, period pieces
Movies :: all of them minus those fucking westerns. rad, breakin,and red dawn: religiously. evil dead, army of darkness, reservoir dogs, both killbills, twin warriors, dolomite, shaun of the dead, all the zombie dead series,the best movie on the planet: the killer eye, breakfast at tiffany's, zombiemovies, sound of music (some weird childhood thing, i watch it only when i'm sick& everytime i'm sick), south park the movie (seen it 124342 times and i don'tcare what anyone says, it's better than team america.) i swear, i've never seenscarface. (edit: i saw scarface - not what i expected, let me tell you what myfavorite scene was.)
Television :: robot chicken, aqua teen, *fuck i hate anime*,family guy - seriously, i don't even like cartoons. i don't even know why i watchthis stuff. cartoons have a bad rap due to that scooby doo fuck bunch. absolutelyfabulous, daily show, the office, mst3k, and all kinds of comfort tv: i bathe in ignorant bliss.
Heroes :: tib, that one guy who invented tivo, bruce campbell,and all those that oppose ambition.