I'd love to see you. Any place but here.
Or my oldest nemesis and drinking companion, Crooked J. Hat.
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The Ramones John Cale Tom Waits Dion and the Belmonts Screeching Weasel The Beltones Dick Dale Arch Hall Jr. and the Archers Chuck Berry Jonathan Richman The Motards The Muffs The Cramps The Big Boys The Freeze Jawbrekaer Leatherface Naked Raygun The Nerves Blatz The Stitches Motorhead The Meteors The Anti-Seen The Flametrick Subs The Jabbers Rocket From the Crypt Gore Gore Girls The Midnight Creeps Iggy Pop Stiv Bators Almost all Rah-Gah.
Stuff With Gore and/or Feelings.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Ren and Stimpy, Get Smart, Strangers with Candy, Home Movies, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Benny Hill, Blackadder, anything PBS or local televangelism at four in the morning.
John Milton, Michel Foucault, Albert Camu, Herman Hesse, George Orwell, Dylan Thomas, Arthur Rimbaud, James Joyce, T.S. Eliot, E.E. Cummings, Rudyard Kipling, D.H. Lawrence, Douglas Coupland, Dorothy Parker, J.D. Salinger, Denis Johnson, Irvine Welsh, Stanley Donwood, Raymond Petibon, Robert Stone, Heather King, Ernest Hemingway, Aldous Huxley, Richard Hell, Eckhard Gerdes, Charles Bukowski, Hunter Thomson, William Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, David Sedaris, Tim Miller, Raymond Federman, Allan Moore, Daniel Clowes, William Carlos Williams, Charles Simic, Milan Kundera, Robert Penn Warren.
Lenny Bruce and Allen Ginsburg.