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Ducky McHumpdagger

a wizardly dragon of the wack persuasion

About Me

basically,most of the time i don't know what the the hell is going on but i'm lucky enough not to care. my life revolves around rocking the fuck out, art, and taking care of the community.i think i'm an information junky but i don't know...maybe i'll google that later. i'm a terrible speller but it doesn't matter since the people i write to the most couldn't care less. i live in a house with five of my best friends in the world...which i might add does not happen that commonly.our house has slowly but surely become a very productive place. some of us build bikes(we have a bike shop of sorts in the attic) and some of us have gardens(three, respectively whitch seem to be doing very well this summer i might add.)and some of us are artists...i'm the only starving one...then again i don't eat that much..............FUCKING SCRATCH THE HOUSE PART...WE JUST GOT CONDEMED.

My Interests

bad ass art work. more then the ladder...bass playing. tightness, freshness, and the all around wild styles of the wild man. fighting(for what i belive in), protests, changing the wrongs into rights, community, open minds, good arguments, food not bombs, bicycle recycle, prison books, needle exchange, working and the days off in betwixt. red wine.

I'd like to meet:

Alberto Granado, Charles Bukowski, Otis Redding, Frida Kahlo, Tupac Amaru, Berry Gordy, James Jamerson, Steve Wonder, John Africa, Noam Chomski, Greg Sage, Gustav Klimt, Alphonse Mucha, Bob Mould, Richard Pryor.

Music:

Motown, punkrock i don't feel like typeing a bunch of shit right now.

Movies:

in the shadow of motown, barfly...the bukowski flick. dead alive, o' brother where art thou, bowling for columbine, loose change 2nd edition, kung-fu hustle, memento, life aquatic, empire of the sun, spinal-fucking-tap, old horror movies, lost in translation, the shining, motorcycle diaries, gummo, buena vista social club. what the hell...

Television:

t.v. kinda sucks. ugh...Married With Children, Sanford and Son, Welcome Back Mister Kotter, MST3K, you know, silly shit.

Books:

Bukowski and things about quantum physics...alot of classics and random shit like Water Ship Down, Papillion, and Shogun...i don't know.

Heroes:

Fuck heroes...well, except my friends...

My Blog

check yo self before you destroy your morning.

Feb 25, 2005 4:58 PM i was half asleep today when i went to the bathroom and accidently hip checked the stereo and turned it on. instantly i was surrounded with the shrill cry of angus young belting o...
Posted by Ducky McHumpdagger on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 05:52:00 PST

why have i forsaken me?

ok so i saw "Queen of the Damned" last night...jesus. fuck yeah your damned Aaliyah, you were in the movie wern't you? god smoted you quick after that pile of shit came out. i'd rather watch a fucking...
Posted by Ducky McHumpdagger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

requiem for a trash can.

so i just fininished watching "bill and ted's exellent adventure" and i realized that if you have a time machine then you kinda have super powers... "what"? you say. ex: bill and ted are busting out ...
Posted by Ducky McHumpdagger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shit...you remember that song...

when my eyes came into focus i realized that yet again this was the last place i wanted to be...making out with a unicorn in the back of some sort of archaic goat shanty. wait, thats not right at all....
Posted by Ducky McHumpdagger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

don't answer the phone after dark.

so i'm listenen' to the "cars" right?...wrong. i was singing "we are the champions" by "queen" when it happened...walking down the street bare footed(long story) and pissed that the car broke down. th...
Posted by Ducky McHumpdagger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pointlessness

so i woke up on the wrong day and at the wrong time. it took me a damn hour to figure this one out but when it hit me... it hit me like a ton of bricks. the hangover was almost romantic... broke and...
Posted by Ducky McHumpdagger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST