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Jaymz

I am addicted to owls...

About Me

I'm trying to win the lottery because I'm fat and lazy. Someday I'm going to be a cyborg. I don't even know if I spelled that right. I am vegan... give me your vegetables!

My Interests

Drawing comic books and pin up art. Watching movies, cooking.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet Inuyasha. And George Michael so I can convince him to make a Christmas album.

Music:

3 lb Thrill, 3 Doors Down, A Perfect Circle, Alicia Keys, Angie Stone, Ani Difranco, Anna Nalick, Audioslave, The Beatles, Ben Folds, Billy Idol, Bjork, Blind Melon, Blue October, Bob Dylan, Bob Seger, Bonnie Raitt, Brother Love, Cake, Chevelle, Coheed & Cambria, Coldplay, Counting Crows, The Cure, Cyndi Lauper, Daft Punk, Days of the New, Def Leppard, Disturbed, DVDA, Eddie Money (the 'Money man'!!), Elvis, Eurythmics, Faith No More, Fiona Apple, Fleetwood Mac, George Michael, Geri Halliwel, Gorillaz, Green Day, Harry Nillsson, Heart, India.Arie, Jackson 5, Jamiroquai, Janis Joplin, Jason Mraz, Jermaine Stewart, Jewel, Jimmy Eat World, Joan Osbourne, Joe Cocker, Joe Esposito, Joni Mitchell, Jonny Lang, Journey!!, Justin Timberlake, Keane, Kylie Minogue, Live, Los Lonely Boys, Mariah Carey, Maroon 5, Matchbox Twenty, Maxwell, Melissa Etheridge, Michael Jackson, Modest Mouse, Mr. Big, NIN, Norah Jones, Oasis, Otis Redding!!, Pat Benetar!!, Pearl Jam, Peter Gabriel, Phish, Pink, Pink Floyd, Po'Boy Swing, Radiohead, Remy Shand, Richard Cheese, Rihanna, Robbie Robertson, Robbie Williams, Rod Stewart, Sarah Mclachlan, Scissor Sisters, Shakira, Sheryl Crow, Soundgarden, Spice Girls, Stabbing Westward, Steve Burns, Steve Perry, Stevie Nicks, Stevie Wonder, the Stills, STP, Sublime, Taylor Hicks, Tears for Fears, Tenacious D, Thicke, Toby Lightman, Tom Jones, Tool, Tracy Chapman, U2, Uncle Green, Ween, Wolfsheim, Zero 7.

Movies:

I watch A LOT of movies.

Television:

I watch waaay more television than I need to. I am a Degrassi junkie. Also, if I wasn't married I would totally stalk Ike Barinholtz... especially if he came with Bobby Lee attached. I also enjoy American Idol because I am retarded. I wish Maury had more freaks and less baby daddy shows.

Books:

Impulse was my favorite comic until it got cancelled. So sad. I look forward to Kyle Baker's work on the occassion that he publishes something. Every once in a great while, I haul my lazy ass to the comic book store and wander around because I don't know what the fuck to read anymore. All my other titles got cancelled or ended: Transmetropolitan, Young Justice, Charm School, Strangers in Paradise, Nextwave, Preacher, Jhonen Vasquez stuff... I have a cat named Squee. Vegan: the New Ethics of Eating by Erik Marcus, No More Bull by Howard Lyman.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks. He is/was the most awesome person on the planet. I can't even put into words how much I love him.

My Blog

What’s the point of private profiles?

Why even bother being on Myspace if you're going to set your profile to private? This website is for social networking, tards.
Posted by Jaymz on Sun, 18 May 2008 05:37:00 PST

We're talking fuckin' Leigh...

Yesterday I met Leigh Whannel. He wrote and directed the "Saw" films. He also played "Adam" in the first one. He was super nice. I drew a hillarious (well to me anyway) comic strip for him. He gave me...
Posted by Jaymz on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:03:00 PST

It's Beginning to Feel a lot Like

November to December at my place of employment, it never fails for the ladies to put on tha holiday tunes. I worked for a few years at a toy store so, for the most part, I'm immune to Christmas music....
Posted by Jaymz on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:35:00 PST

I don't give a shit about Pirates...

Am I alone in this? The upcoming release of the latest installment of "Pirates of the Carribean" has me just as perpelexed as with the first one. People who I know to be fairly intelligent human being...
Posted by Jaymz on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 03:33:00 PST

The Archie conspiricay....

They're in comic book stores nationwide. I see them in the checkout line at nearly every grocery store I've shopped at. Archie comics. Who the fuck is buying them? Maybe I could understand like one......
Posted by Jaymz on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 05:23:00 PST

Weekend movie review "Slither"

Yesterday I agreed to see the B horror flick: "Slither"... honestly only because it had Nathan Fillion from "Firefly" in it. It also had the guy who played the bald father in "Mall...
Posted by Jaymz on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:40:00 PST

Country 'music'...

The ladies at work listen the most God awful thing. Yep. I'm talkin' about Country 'music'. Yee haw!! (I say 'music' in quotations for obvious reasons.) Now we all have heard spoofs of Country songs o...
Posted by Jaymz on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:17:00 PST

Weekend Movie Review Special Edition... Nothin' says love like Final Destination 3...

Valentine's Day is a very special day to be with the one you love. I firmly believe that, even if this is only the second Valentine's Day I have ever had someone in which to love. Anyhoo, Al and I wen...
Posted by Jaymz on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:11:00 PST

Weekend Movie Review: 'Serenity'

I didn't know much about this movie going into it other than it looked absolutely gay from the previews... which also stated it was from the creator of Dark Angel... Now, I'm all for some hot Jessica ...
Posted by Jaymz on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 05:21:00 PST

Weekend Movie Review: "Tim Burton's Corpse Bride"

You know, I've said it time and time again: Tim Burton never fails to disappoint me with his films. Well, almost never. I like 'Beetlejuice' (who doesn't?) and I like 'Big Fish', other than that, I fe...
Posted by Jaymz on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 05:47:00 PST