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About Me

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My Interests

Culinary Arts, gardening, history, coffee, and bacon on EVERYTHING.... I like getting together, partying and hearing good comedy, or shitty comedy after alot of vodka.

I'd like to meet:

People with beer.

Music:

Ozzy, Nirvana, Korn, Disturbed, Rob Zombie, Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, Seether, Godsmack, Chevelle, Stained, old Aerosmith, Velvet Revolver, Tom Petty, Eminem, Fitty Cent, and more...

Movies:

The Prophecy, True Romance, The Matrix, LOTR, Jenna Jameson flicks, Kevin Smith movies, Blow, X-men 2, Spawn, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing, American Pie, Snatch, 12 Monkeys, Saturday the 14th, Blue Collar Comedy, Momento, Fight Club, Casino, Goodfellas, Star Wars, American Pie, Road Trip, most B-rated horror flicks, bloody war movies, and most porn...

Television:

The Sopranos, Adult Swim, Simpsons and Buffy, sweet sweet Buffy.... The Simple Life, The Daily Show, Chappelle's Show, House, Drawn Together.

Books:

I want to write them but I'm so very lazy. If only they had a "Lazy Writing for Dummies" book... but I'd be far too lazy to read it.

Heroes:

Anyone who's slept with Jenna Jameson... Hunter S Thompson for never fearing to write about his true self even if it was different. Brandi for showing me a confidence like no one ever has in my life... Quotes: "I'm on medication so I don't kill you motherfuckers"- Mike Tyson

My Blog

I don't know why or with who, but i will see this

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Posted by Gary (Cid) on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:22:00 PST

weird

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1518071&vid=129467
Posted by Gary (Cid) on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:00:00 PST

Wise advice

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup ofboiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almostinstantly removed.2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while s...
Posted by Gary (Cid) on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:51:00 PST

Differences

Body: When girls don't put out!!This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I...
Posted by Gary (Cid) on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 12:54:00 PST

Whaazzzuuup?

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressfulweek. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understoo...
Posted by Gary (Cid) on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 01:19:00 PST

Guy's rules women should know....

Guy's Rules.... We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!1. Men are NOT ...
Posted by Gary (Cid) on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:41:00 PST

Is that Snoop Dog and Exhibit as munky and Feildy?

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Posted by Gary (Cid) on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 01:25:00 PST

WTF?

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hat...
Posted by Gary (Cid) on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 05:57:00 PST

This is Funny....

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 20__, by_______________________, between ____________...
Posted by Gary (Cid) on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 07:45:00 PST

Birthday Fun...

Friday: My birthday rocked! My date to me to the old restaraunt I worked in and we had the best meal I've ever had, then we went out to the club, but were so full we couldn't even dance. So we s...
Posted by Gary (Cid) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST