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Shred Baron

To ease another's heartache, is to forget one's own

About Me

I'm Lauren, otherwise known as 'The RED Baron'. I am a vocalist out of southeastern CT, I am singing for Hellborn. I take life like I take music, seriously. But, I like to joke around too. I have alot of very close friends, but I'm always in the market for new ones! I consider myself very open minded. I enjoy the esoteric realms of the unknown, and I love how people fear what they can't explain. The reason you feel fear is exactly what makes you unable to understand. I love religion of all kinds, they make me laugh!!! How society feels they have to put some kind of explanation on everything is beyond me. I'm an animal lover and have a special place in my heart for poochies! Most people would consider me a geek, and I'm really proud to say that it's true. Try me some time, and you'll see how much of a geek I really am. LOL! Lastly, I'm an avid motorcyclist. I am most fond of vintage British bikes, from the the 60's in particular. So far in the collection there is a 1968 Triumph Daytona, a 1968 Triumph Bonnie and a bored-out 1973 Harley Sportster. Well, that's enough about me...

My Interests

Writing lyrics, singing like a banshee, making music, nature, castles, mythology, unicorns and dragons, Polish language, Ogham alphabet, timepieces, ARCHAEOLOGY, astronomy, fire, storms, cocktails, Broadway plays, willow trees, gifted children, DREAMS AND THEIR INTERPRETAIONS, Ireland, Tarot, Runes, HISTORY, carpentry, architecture, BOTANY, New Zealand, GOURMET FOOD, cooking, writing, fantasy, reality, laughing, creativity, teaching, ancient culture, SEX, traveling to distant lands, Wicca, Astral travel, the human mind, the galaxy, stars and constellations, MEN, women, and being in love, the NY Giants, The RED SOX, softball, volleyball, riding my motorcycles, arguing, making up, girly things, jewels, fragrances, luxurious homes, and fine living. Phew...I also enjoy mixed martial arts, FIGHTING, fishing,(stripers and Tautog), hiking, boating, camping, frolicking*teehee*, pilates and extreme SKIING...My love for skiing has taken me around the world, to France, Italy, Austria, Switzerland, and all over the US. New Zealand is my next travel destination $$$

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I'd like to meet:


Anyone who can talk about music (especially metalheads), the performing arts, and theater. Hard workers. Mensa level geniuses. As for celebrities:KARL URBAN, Mike Patton, Joe Rogan, Jesse Jane (the porn star),Joan Jett, The Boston Red Sox, Chuck "the Ice Man" Liddell, Maynard James Keenan, Mark Dacascos, an Aborigine, witches and sages, a leprachaun 'where's my pot o gold BITCH!'
What I look for in a man: This may be a bit of a stretch for any human being, but I've been with nothing but losers in past relationships. If you can't meet some of these standards, don't even bother with me. You have to be driven, ambitious and passionate about life. I like a man who is not lazy, unless he works his ass off all day and wants to come home and be a lump on the couch. That's okay. Maybe I'll rub your feet ; ) He has to enjoy the outdoors and have a knowledge of flora, nature, and science. I like a man who is well rounded and cultured. I love a man who can be a dirty, sweaty trucker mouth one second, and then clean up like a GQ model the next. Versatility is a must. He has to be attractive, lean, in shape and CLEAN. It's okay if you have alot of laundry, but wash your damn dishes! Obviously, you can't be abusive, mentally, emotionally or physically...cuz I'm sick of that shit too! Oh yeah, and you have to love fine food because I am a damn good chef, and I love to feed my man. What else? I prefer non-YANKEES fans, I'm a DIE HARD SOX FAN, and my last two boyfriends were Yanks fans. I like men who can ski, or snowboard, and if you're lucky I can take you to the best resorts in the world for nearly nothing! Nuff said.

Music:

a profound! influence by Iced Earth, In Flames, Jag Panzer, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Flotsam and Jetsam, Floater, Clutch, Pantera, Megadeth, old Metallica, Machine Head, Kobalt, Testament, Obituary, S.O.D. and M.O.D., Fight, Death and Chuck Schuldiner, TOOL, Black Label Society, Crowbar, Judas Priest, Faith No More, Amorphis, Rage, Opeth, Anthrax, Old Life of Agony, Henry Rollins, Lamb Of God, Otep, Pro-Pain, Suicidal Tendencies, Six Feet Under, Obituary, Morbid Angel, COC, Sebastian Bach, alot of 80's hair shit, Sabbath, NIN, Stuck Mojo, Drop Method (RIP James Lancaster), Ministry, Gravediggaz, Delinquent Habits, NAS, Onyx, Cypress Hill, Rorschach Test, Delta Whiskey, local bands from R.I. and CT, Stabbing Westward, The Sean Baker Orchestra, Parliament Funkadelic, Max Creek, O.A.R., Sublime, Alice IN Chains, Lysurgery, Loreena McKennit, Beyond Twilight, Paul Simon, Floyd, Zeppelin, alot of Prog-metal, the Beatles, Genesis, The Police, The Dead, The Doors, The Cars, Yes, Billy Idol, The Kinks, The Pretenders, Janis, Ms. Benatar, Plasmatics, Van Halen, Tesla, and so on

Movies:

Natural Born Killers, THE CROW, anything with Johnny Depp, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Cheesy ass horror movies, Batman Begins, Predator, Most Adam Sandler Movies, Braveheart, Scary Movie 1 thru 3, Tombstone, Star Wars, Warren Miller movies, Major League, The Goonies, E.T., Terminator 2, Stand By Me, O brother, where art thou...,P.C.U., The Shawshank Redemption, Finding Nemo

Television:

The Family Guy, Simpsons, Adult Swim, The Red Sox, The NY Giants, DEADLIEST CATCH, documentaries (because it's faster than reading a book), Iron Chef, Ancient Almanac, VH1. Oh, and the static snow channel too...

Books:

Books about spirituality, Buddhism, witchcraft, among other alternative belief systems. Almanacs, encyclopedias, and National Audobon Society guides. Anything by Stephen King or Dean Koontz. Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card, alot of geeky sci-fi stuff. Wally Lamb whose books I read twice each. I love poetry by E.E. Cummings, Emily Dickinson, Walt Whitman, Edgar Allen Poe

Heroes:

The U.S. Military, my Parents, my band members, Jesus, Mahondas Gandhi, Hulk Hogan (I know it's silly), Dimebag Darrell R.I.P., Chrissie Hyndes, The 2004 Red Sox, Dave Mustaine, Nadia Comanece
Asshole Of The Week Mohegan Sun management for screwing their employees!

My Blog

I did it!

So I've recently taken on a new job as a cook in a restaurant, as a result I have recieved an offer to train as a real chef over at Mohegan Sun.  Exactly what I want to do!  I want to take m...
Posted by Shred c Baron on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:13:00 PST

sick of hangovers

Woke up feeling shitty again this morning, this time the culprit was peach vodka, chambord and lemonade.  It was a great tasting drink, but this shit with hangovers has to stop!  I know that...
Posted by Shred c Baron on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:42:00 PST

Machine Head has the spades...

Machine Head is fuckin awesome.  Never have I heard a better interpretation of metal!  This is the best of the best, the pinnacle of metaldom!  The height of perfection; is right at ey...
Posted by Shred c Baron on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:58:00 PST

What's been poppin?!

So far; May has been a pretty good month all things considering.  I've been keeping somewhat busy in an otherwise dull and listless life, with a little bit of stagehanding work and writing my new...
Posted by Shred c Baron on Thu, 17 May 2007 03:48:00 PST

This card came up

People have always looked to the stars as a source of inspiration and hope. There is something about their twinkling light that draws us out of ourselves and up into a higher plane. When we turn our e...
Posted by Shred c Baron on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:19:00 PST

Apologies are unnecessary for those who don't hold grudges...

Wow...I have been feeling more lost than ever lately.  All the possiblities of my dreams coming true are overwhelming me.  I have so many endeavours that are pitching their ideas to me, and...
Posted by Shred c Baron on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:08:00 PST

who wants to cover this?

Cult of PersonalityLook into my eyes, what do you see?Cult of PersonalityI know your anger, I know your dreamsI've been everything you want to beI'm the Cult of PersonalityLike Mussolini and KennedyI'...
Posted by Shred c Baron on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:00:00 PST

The Numbness

You ever feel guilty when you can't show any emotion, or feel any pain from sensory overload?  At a time when I should be inconsolable and an emotional wreck, I find myself not able to feel anyth...
Posted by Shred c Baron on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST

R.I.P. Mike Daggett

Michael Daggett, the director of utilities for the Mashantucket Pequots, died this morning after his truck hit a stone wall in Ledyard. Daggett, 33, of 14 Elizabeth George Drive, Mashantucket, was dri...
Posted by Shred c Baron on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:37:00 PST

Mike Praytor R.I.P.

I knew you through the hard times in High school when were both stuck in Hell!  You got me through my teenage angst, you made me smile and laugh at you.  I remember the day we packed You, Ta...
Posted by Shred c Baron on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:19:00 PST