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Hobo Joe

Ooh, look, I found a peanut!

About Me

I'm a filthy vagrant who sleeps on the streets. My "friend", Jaymz insisted I do this so I could communicate with her more often. It's hard to keep track of someone when they have no known address. She just points and laughs at me and takes pictures and she never has any money. I could kill her and no one would know...

My Interests

My hobbies include: Hustling on the street, coughing and wheezing, selling pencils blindly, bumming for money or smokes, and long walks on the beach (if weather permits). My goals are: A hot meal... someday running the "Bum squeegees your windshield for a dollar" market, dare I dream. What makes me happy: Finding shoes that match.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with some spare change.

Music:

Whatever's playing in Walmart when it's below freezing out... if Tony, that bum throwing bastard is off that day.

Movies:

Are you kidding me? I'm lucky to eat the popcorn from the dumpster behind the place!

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force speaks volumes about my life...

Books:

I prefer paperback to hardcover as they make better pillows, and when I have to go, the Bible's good for reading AND wiping!

Heroes:

Boxcar Willie

My Blog

Drunken dreams and stabbing Pat Sayjack in the brain.

I'm assuming no one will ever read this. It's no secret that I drink, one only has to loom at my default picture to know that I have a taste for the sauce. What I have discovered from years o...
Posted by Hobo Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST