My hobbies include: Hustling on the street, coughing and wheezing, selling pencils blindly, bumming for money or smokes, and long walks on the beach (if weather permits). My goals are: A hot meal... someday running the "Bum squeegees your windshield for a dollar" market, dare I dream. What makes me happy: Finding shoes that match.
Anyone with some spare change.
Whatever's playing in Walmart when it's below freezing out... if Tony, that bum throwing bastard is off that day.
Are you kidding me? I'm lucky to eat the popcorn from the dumpster behind the place!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force speaks volumes about my life...
I prefer paperback to hardcover as they make better pillows, and when I have to go, the Bible's good for reading AND wiping!
Boxcar Willie