"Too many people think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a f***ed up [guy] who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours." - Clementine, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless
Mind
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, milk shake in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'"
Life is culture:
Arts and Crafts architecture; photography; writing; PhotoShop; modern art; theatre; movies; museums; music.
Life is fun:
Redondo Beach; Disneyland; Star Wars toys; the Dodgers; games; joy
Life is games:
Yahtzee, Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit, darts, billiards, bowling, PS2, Stratego, Talisman, Pente
Life is baseball:
People who "get" the beach at 6AM, intellectual humor, kites, and the Zen of relaxation. Please have a fact-based opinion about something. Creative types welcome.
Who I'd like not to meet:
People who are "creepy", unwashed, druggies, smokers, chronically hopeless alcoholics, or slaves to their televisions.
Who I'm desperately trying to avoid:
Ultra right-wing conservatives, religious zealots, extremists, narcissists, and fools.
There's only now
There's only here
Give in to love
Or live in fear
No other path
No other way
No day but today
There's only us
There's only this
Forget regret
Or life is yours to miss
No other road
No other way
No day but today
- Jonathan Larson
Had a dream it was war
And they couldn't tell me what it was for
But it was something they could lie about
Something we could die about, you know
-Roger Hodgson (1984)
Life is Music:
Annie Lennox; Barrage; Brian Setzer Orchestra; Jim Brickman; Chicago; Chumbawamba; Joe Cocker; Sheryl Crow; Dresden Dolls; Electric Light Orchestra; Donald Fagen; Fountains of Wayne; Peter Gabriel; Herbie Hancock; Norah Jones; Jonny Lang; Lee Press-on and the Nails; John Mayer; Sarah McLachlan; Alan Parsons; Michael W. Smith; Steely Dan; Sting; Joss Stone; Supertramp; Thompson Twins; Wang Chung; “Weird Al†Yankovic; Zero 7
Life is Comedy:
Dave Barry; Mo Collins; Andy Dick; Craig Ferguson; Dennis Miller; Larry Miller; John Pinette; Rita Rudner; Jerry Seinfeld; Christopher Titus; Bob Zany
You pile up enough tomorrows,
and you'll find you are left with nothing
but a lot of empty yesterdays.
I don't know about you,
but I'd like to make today
worth remembering.
- Professor Harold Hill
Life is Cinema:
A Bug’s Life; Aliens; American Beauty; Army of Darkness; Back to the Future; Benny & Joon; Birdy; Blade Runner; The Blues Brothers; Chasing Amy; The Cider House Rules; Clerks; Dogma; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Finding Nemo; The Frighteners; Greystoke - The Legend of Tarzan; Grosse Point Blank; High Fidelity; The Incredibles;
I, Robot; Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back; King Kong (1933); King Kong (2005); The Last Starfighter; Lilo & Stitch;
The Lion King; The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring; The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers; The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King; Magnolia; Mallrats; The Matrix; The Music Man; The Name of the Rose; Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Dead Man's Chest, and At World's End; Planes, Trains and Automobiles; The Princess Bride; Ratatouille;
Rent; Silverado; Singin’ in the Rain; Spaceballs;
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones; Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith; Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back; Star Wars: Return of the Jedi; The Terminal; THX 1138; Tim Burton's Corpse Bride; Total Recall; Trading Places; TRON; UHF
Life is Theatre:
110 in the Shade;
The Last 5 Years;
The Music Man;
The Phantom of the Opera;
Purlie!
Life is too short to watch television.
Except maybe for House, Law & Order: SVU, the new Doctor Who, Psych, Eureka, and the 4400.
Especially when they cancel the good shows.
Conviction, The Dresden Files. Stacked was highly under-rated, and Titus should have never been cancelled.
Life is Literature:
A Walk in the Woods;
A Short History of Nearly Everything;
Bitter With Baggage Seeks Same: The Life and Times of Some Chickens;
Dressing a Galaxy : The Costumes of Star Wars;
Dilbert Future;
The Complete Far Side;
Icerigger;
If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor;
Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly;
Me Talk Pretty One Day;
Spellsinger series by Alan Dean Foster;
The Book of Bunny Suicides;
The Cat That Changed My Life:50 Cats Talk Candidly About How They Became Who They Are;
The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind;
The Time Traveler's Wife;
Take The Cannoli;
Time Stops for No Mouse;
Tour of the Universe: The Journey of a Lifetime: The Recorded Diaries of Leio Scott and Caroline Luranski;
Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book: A Primer for Tender Young Minds;
Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West;
Wildlife of Star Wars;
,said the shotgun to the head.;
The 90/10 Weight Loss Plan
Life is Art:
Pablo Picasso;
Alexander Calder;
Roy Lichtenstein;
Gustav Klimt;
Jackson Pollock;
Claes Oldenburg;
Henri Matisse; Magritte; Modigliani
My dad; my son; my wife. People with common sense.