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Jennifer

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About Me

I'm just a punk with visible tattoos looking for some way to pay off my ridiculous student loans. Don't get sucked in by higher education--it's all a big scam. BUY REAL ESTATE INSTEAD!
I also have a dog named Peanut. If there are any agents or entertainment lawyers out there she would love to hear from you. She really does want a job, and her earning potential is quite possibly better than mine. If I can't find her a job, I'm gonna have to find a ranch in the middle of South City to keep her occupied. Do you know anyone with cattle?

As a teenager I grew up listening to punk rock and avant-garde jazz. Somewhere along the way I also developed a deep love for old soul music. Music is the only thing that matters to me. Well, world peace would be nice too. And while we're at it, moving to Portland would make life complete. I think.Stop the war. Join The Church of Saint Marvin Gaye. Praise Marvin!

My Interests

Music, Indian food in a can, St. Louis, Portland, leaving St. Louis for Portland, 1930's and 1940's movie stars, Chen style taiji, abstract art, communist propaganda posters, learning Mandarin, quality estate teas, boxing, and vegetarianism.
No, fish is not a vegetable.

I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet a Mac desktop or laptop. Microsoft sucks ass. As you well know.

I'd like to resurrect Louise Brooks and buy her a gin and tonic.

I'd like to resurrect Sleater-Kinney. Damn, they were a great band. *sigh

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S-K at CBGB's playing "One Song For You"--Dig Me Out Tour, 1997.
All clothes will be staying on. ..
"Things You Say"--Dig Me Out tour, CBGB's 1997.

Music:

Listening to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs EP and the new Les Savy Fav.
Sleater-Kinney - Spoon - The Shins - The Clash - X - Uncle Tupelo - The Libertines - The Ramones - Tom Waits - The Damned - Booker Little & Eric Dolphy - Sun Ra - Monk, Mingus, Ornette, & Coltrane - Betty Carter - Sly Stone - Nancy Sinatra - Marc Ribot - Saint Marvin Gaye - Al Green - Big Star - The Buzzcocks - The Breeders - The Pixies - Neil Young - The Beastie Boys - Cibo Matto - Public Enemy - The Pretenders - Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Hole - Astrud and Joao Gilberto - and (ahem) Dionne Warwick's work with Burt Bacharach.
C'mon, everyone's got a guilty pleasure.

Movies:

Mulholland Drive - Dead Man - 21 Grams - The Umbrellas of Cherbourg - Reds - Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Ma Vie en Rose - Diary of a Lost Girl - Pandora's Box - screwball comedies from the 1930's - silent movies by the German Expressionists.
I do have this bizzare weakness for Gene Kelly. Go Figure.
Joan Crawford is Wonder Woman

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Television:

I've developed a nasty TV habit, but this TV is about to blow up so I guess I'll have to go read or something.

Books:

College killed my love of reading.

Heroes:

Exene Cervenka, Chrissie Hynde, Miho Hatori & Carrie Brownstein. Muhammad Ali & Jack Johnson. Willem De Kooning & Alexandr Rodchenko.
Maxine Waters & Shirley Chisholm.