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five foot mama

Stuntwife

About Me

I always hated these. I know how I see myself is probably 150% different from how my friends see me. Only because I know how really insecure I am. I have two kids, both boys, Inteus(8 yrs) and Aydan(5 yrs); a husband, Devon (29 yrs) and an insatiable appetite for knowledge... doesn't matter what it is... My dad always used to say that if you didn't learn anything in a day, you'd accomplished nothing. Well that and various other eccentric outbursts. oh yeah.. and I really love peanut butter M&Ms.I'm a model, a side-show performer, a stage performer, a faire geek, a comic book geek, a writer, a knitter, a costumer, a crafty crafty woman, an antique collector, a yoga practitioner, an aspiring stunt woman, and a sincere friend.

My Space or Yours? Myspace Layouts and more at myspaceoryours.net!

My Interests

tattoos* piercings* livejournal* playing stand-up bass* fire eating* antiquing* linux* ren faire* cosmopolitans* swing* rockabilly* crafting* psychobilly* punk* emo* alt-country* traditional country* crafts* sewing* my kids* burlesque*

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with something to contribute. If you teach me, I'll teach you. ..tr

Music:

*The Ditty Bops*Nickel Creek*Josie Kreuzer *Deke Dickerson* Tom Waits* Lavay Smith* Maceo Parker* James Brown* Rev Horton Heat* Old 97s* Red Meat* Dashboard Confessional* Saves the Day* MxPx* TMBG* Fairwell Madison* Get Up Kids* Rocket 350* Ace and the Ragers* The Donnettes* Counting Crows* Operation Ivy* Loretta Lynn* LPN* Hank III* Rasputina* The Smiths* Billie Holiday* LSU* Bob Dylan* Lisa Loeb* Matt Nathanson* Barnyard Ballers* Mad Sin* Carl Perkins* Cattie Ness* Demented Are Go* Guana Bats* Red Elvises* The Meteors* The Cramps* Los Injectors* Chet Baker* Louis Prima* John Coltrane* Diana Krall* Thelonious Monk* Harry Connick Jr.* Assylum Street Spankers* Beck* Bloodhound Gang* Sublime* Tenacious D* Punk Rock Orchestra*

Movies:

Breakfast at Tiffany's* How to Steal a Million* *Army of Darkness* Brazil* Amelie* Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town* Gummo* Billy Elliot* Charade (1962)* Big Fish* Love Actually*

Television:

*Red Dwarf *Family Guy* Futurama* Dexter*

Books:

The Devil in Massachusetts* Coffee and Kung Fu* Hearts in Atlantis* I could go on forever...

Heroes:

Pippi Longstocking, Tank Girl and Audrey Hepburn

My Blog

Glamourcon

For those of you in the LA area, or planning to be, this weekend, stop by Glamourcon and come see me. More info on the event can be found at www.glamourcon.comHope to see more than just a few of you t...
Posted by five foot mama on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:41:00 PST

May 2005 magazines

This month a couple of my photos are in two different magazines. So if you get a chance to check out this month's Garage or Razor Magazines be sure to look out for me!
Posted by five foot mama on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate goodbyes.

sometimes we have to make decisions we don't always like for the better of everyone. At least we make them with that belief. I hope I'm right.
Posted by five foot mama on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is my first attempt at journaling through myspace. I've been reluctant up until now to write anything for fear that I will get something started here and have two journals to upkeep. (i.e. this o...
Posted by five foot mama on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST