Ashlee Adams // ZOO Weekly's Blog Goddess

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Hi. Thanks for visiting blah blah blah. I'm Ashlee, I'm a 23 year old Aussie gal who likes getting naked for money, getting tattooed, punk/rock/emo/alternative music, video games, and a whole lot of other super lame stuff like website design and Shakespeare and zombies and Buffy and history books. But seriously, I'm pretty fucking rad. So you should be friends with me!
I get drunk a lot, I swear too often, I'm very loud and friendly and I like doing stupid shit. I like meeting new people so if you're cool and you wanna hang with me, I'm totally fun and we can hang. Unless you think I'm just gonna have sex with you or something, cos even though I get naked on the internet I don't sleep around. Unless you're hot and have lots of tattoos...! Maybe. But probably not.
I am the brand spanking new 'Blog Goddess' for everyone's favourite magazine, ZOO Weekly! Need sex advice or just want to ask me a naughty question? Head on over to zooweekly.com.au and look for the Blog Goddess, you can watch my super sexy weekly video blogs and ask me anything you want!
Click the banner below to view my gallery of video blogs at the ZOO Weekly website!
You can see my sexy naked self at the best alternative porn site on the web, WWW.GODSGIRLS.COM !! So you should go sign up, because you know you want to and you'll get a free cookie. (Disclaimer: That was a lie, there are no cookies. But there's boobs! Lots of boobs!)
Here's some great news - you can book me to perform at your next party or event anywhere in Adelaide and some places in country South Australia! Book me via Risqué Entertainment at risque-entertainment.com.au
I am available for the following shows...
Standard Raunchy Strip Show
Strawberries & Cream Show
Bubble Bath Show
Slip n Slide Show
Lesbian Show with Georgia Jaimes
Don't forget to ask about my 'Speciality Show' when you call!
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I do not use any kind of Instant Messaging (MSN, AIM, Yahoo, etc) programs because they annoy me, so don't bother asking for my username! :P
And yes, this is really me who runs this page. It's not like I'm a fuckin celebrity, I don't hire help to manage my MySpace haha. I do try to reply to messages and comments but I get a lot and I'm awfully lazy, so if you send me stuff like "hay ma was up holla back at cha boi" you're more than likely not going to get a reply. Be creative in your messages and comments if you want my attention. But I bet if you're the kind of person who sends those messages, you're not even reading this anyway, am I right?
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Some things I hate are Missy Higgins, cold weather, spiders, seafood and coffee. I really hate it when McDonald's don't put bacon on my burger when I ask for it. I don't like it when people make the assumption that I'm a whore just because I make a living out of showing off my body, but I guess it just comes with the territory so I deal with it. I also really want to roundhouse kick the majority of the contestants on that awful "Don't Forget The Lyrics" show - Why, Wayne Brady, why?!