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ZOO Man

Wood Duck's Quack-Tastic page

About Me

I'm the duck you always wanted to meet, but never saw at the pond!I love going to gigs at the Annandale Hotel, having large drinking sessions with beautiful ladies and great mates, my pet snake, and my sexy-arse chick Katie!Cheers Bret Get MySpace Layouts from nUCLEArcENTURy .COM OR create your own using MySpace profile editor !!!
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My Interests

Music, Live Gigs, Drinking with Friends, Writing, Playing with my iPod, Sports, My Pet Snake Mav, and boobies - I just love boobies

I'd like to meet:

Ben Harper, and hopefully burn one down!Eddie Veddar, and write some songs! Muse, and just party with the crazy boys. Owen Wilson, would be cool also Napoleon Dynamite, ok so he isn't real but how funny is he. Heck Yes he is!.. ..

Music:

Pearl Jam, Ash, Muse, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, The Datsuns, Jeff Buckley, Guns n' Roses, Bloc Party, The Departure, Hope of the States, The Bravery, Faker, End of Fasion, The Killers, Snow Patrol, Razorlight, Maximo Park, John Butler Trio, After The Fall, Gyroscope, Franz, Hard-Fi, Queens of the Stoneage, Trail of Dead, Editors, Xavier Rudd, Kisschasey, Kasabian, Nirvana, Interpol, Hot Hot Heat

Movies:

Top Gun, Napoleon Dynamite, Snatch, Revervoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Zoolander, Old School, Lost In Translation, Garden State

Television:

Well I watch to much TV but I do love Survivor, The Family Guy, New Simpsons, and The 70's show.

My Blog

DVD Review - Cheerleaders starring Jesse Jane

What they say - This international smash hit has finally arrived on Australian shores! Taking one for the team never felt so good! These young, horny cheerleaders don't just turn you on during the gam...
Posted by ZOO Man on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:26:00 PST

DVD review - Pornolympics The Anal Games

Pornolympics The Anal GamesWhat they say - These are the games wed prefer to watch! Gold medals abound in a variety of challenging sports including anal mud wrestling, dildo bike race, jizz-nastics...
Posted by ZOO Man on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:51:00 PST

My new voice over career!

I just had a voice test to be the voice over guy for the upcoming ZOO online commercials, and got the gig!The deep tones of the Duck, coming at ya!B
Posted by ZOO Man on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:45:00 PST

Schoolies and my liver time line.

Here..s my livers time lineTues 21 .. Very drunk at Jet gig (15 beers)Wed 22 .. extremely wasted with Jezza and Katie in Syd (carton of beers, and Deev)Thurs 23 .. Few drinks with Jorge and Katie (jus...
Posted by ZOO Man on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:54:00 PST

Schoolie, Toolie, or ZOOlie, that is the question

Holy crap the Gold Coast is going off, but I don't consider myself a Toolie, for starters I'm not walking around trying to shag girls and secondly I'm here for work. But it's not just schoolies as the...
Posted by ZOO Man on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 06:44:00 PST

WHAT A WEEK! AND IT GETS BETTER

Well what a week!Started last friday with free work drinks followed by plenty more drinks at the Bob Evans concert which was bloody awesome. Then on Sat I was judging a bikini comp, and the other judg...
Posted by ZOO Man on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:52:00 PST

Splendid Splendour

So it seems that all of Australia were up at Byron Bay for Splendour in the Grass. If I saw you there it was great to see you, if I didn't see you I'm sure we will meet again soon. If you were there a...
Posted by ZOO Man on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:29:00 PST

The Duck behind bars - In the Zoo

Zoo is going awesome. In my first week I went to Perth on Friday then to the Gold Coast on Saturday, went drinking and interviewing girls for work. It was out of control, we went to an opening of a st...
Posted by ZOO Man on Tue, 30 May 2006 06:09:00 PST

I got a new job!

Yeah, I just scored a new job as junior writer on Zoo magazine!I start in a month, gonna be awesome.Wood Duck
Posted by ZOO Man on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:56:00 PST

Riot Party

Thursday night was riot party and oh my god it was huge, first time I have ever forgotten stuff, pretty embarrassed about some of the stories people have told me - body-slamming some dude passed out ...
Posted by ZOO Man on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:55:00 PST