Lime Crusha |
A lot of people - fashion designers, performance artists, kids on the street - say to me, "Tim! Hows it going? Hey, nice hair! So, erm, we're bored of Licorice now, what's the new thing that kids are ...
Posted by Tim on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 04:40:00 PST |
World Cup Singalong! |
WORLD CUP SINGALONG We will be singing! We will be singing! We will be singing for the English boys!With their bright blue shorts, And matching boofing boots,We will be singing for the English boys! W...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 12:43:00 PST |
Football Songs |
SONG FOR THE BOYSOh come on you boysIn your big red shortsYou're gonna boofA football goalAnd if you don'tThen don't worryThere's always next time (two claps)DON'T WORRY BOYSOh you've boofed one up th...
Posted by Tim on Sun, 14 May 2006 04:32:00 PST |
McDonalds (And How To Eat It) |
A MODERN DILEMMA: I am in McDonalds. I want to buy a Big Mac. I am worried because doing such a thing is evil. A SOLUTION TO THIS MODERN DILEMMA: Leave McDonalds without making a purchase.A PROBLEM WI...
Posted by Tim on Fri, 12 May 2006 03:13:00 PST |
Darjeeling Tea |
Can you imagine a world without tea? Huh? Let me put this another way: can you imagine a world without *music*? Ahhh, so you get me now, right? Yeah? YEAH? No? Listen: I'm a tastemaker by trade. My li...
Posted by Tim on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 09:06:00 PST |
Fry's Peppermint Creams |
Be warned: this story is fucking crazy. Right, I was in the newsagents the other day, bitch-drooling over the lovely selection of chocolate bars and just enjoying the fact they *existed*. You know, th...
Posted by Tim on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 08:20:00 PST |
Licorice |
A lot of people - movie producers, musicians, kids on the street - say to me, "Tim! How's it going? Hey, nice hair! So...erm...what are all the kids into these days?" It's only natural they should ask...
Posted by Tim on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 08:13:00 PST |
