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About Me

You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?Per urbandictionary.com16. manginaA term used to describe a male prostitute's genitalia. Generally has a positive connotation."No man-whore has EVER pleased jabba the slut before. Deuce, you must have a magical mangina."--TJ, Deuce Biggalow: Male GigoloKelly Antonio Grant. Charleston born and bred. Total nut but in a good way. I am astoundingly good looking with a fantastic ass. I am everything that people think I am yet none of those things. I am very smart despite all of the dumb shit that I do. I like to just live life no matter what it brings my way. I don't cry over spilled milk but knock over a Guiness and there might be trouble. I love the beach and try to get out there and work on my tan as often as possible (now that's funny). Did I mention my dashing good looks and fantastic heiney? Here are a few other things you should know about me: rugby player (12 years and counting and you can thank the sport for my sweet ass), TOTAL SMART-ASS, a bit sarcastic, outgoing, would die for my friends, love my family (the dieing part goes without saying), intellegent, somewhat shy (hard to believe once you know me but true), eccentric, hopeless romantic, confident yet still insecure, and I'm the youngest of 4 boys. I have two dogs. One is a chocolate lab named Bear and the other is a black lab/rottweiler/boxer/pit bull mix named Sheena (my baby, SO SWEET). I also answer to Kage, Rage, KG, Dark Shark, Soul Pole, Chocolate Thunder, and Sexual Chocolate. I like to chill mostly but I'm known/remembered mostly for being a partyer. If you want to know anythin g else just ask.

My Interests

RUGBY(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sport/rugby_union/six_natio ns/618637.stm)LIVE MUSIC!!! I WILL GO SEE ALMOST ANYTHING LIVE!!! Reading, My dogs (Bear and Sheena), ANIME, Languages (need to remaster Spanish), Tattoos (6 and counting), Travel, What have you got? COMEDY (Zach Galifianakis, Dane Cook, Dave Attell, Mitch Hedburg, Tenacious D, Jamie Foxx, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Jim Bruer to name a few)

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, The Woman of My Dreams, George Gregan, Ziyi Zhang, Dr. Timothy Leary, Sigmund Freud, Seth Green, Seth Macfarland, Matt Groening, Ralph Wiggum, Akira Toriyama, Jeremy Piven, The guy that makes Inuyasha, Jason Bateman, My father's father (died when my father was 10), Bill Clinton, Sun Tzu.

Music:

Grateful Dead, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Busta Rhymes, DMX, Lil Wayne, Birdman, Cash Money, Chamillionare, Ben Harper, Lenny Kravitz, Xibit, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, The Lox, Jadakiss, Styles P, De La Soul, Isabelles's Gift, Alice in Chains, Pantera (who doesn't own Vulgar Display of Power?), Corrosion of Conformity, Led Zeppelin, Lil Flip, UGK, Outkast, Big & Rich, The Doors, Zack Wylde and The Black Label Society, Phish (Hoist kicks ass!!), Turbo Negro, CKY!, Crossfade, Lords of Acid, Genitorturers, Impotent Sea Snakes, Alkaline Trio, Third Bass, Aerosmith, Eric Clapton, Cream, America, 311, Black Sabbath, Deftones, Fear Factory, Hank Willaims Sr, hatebreed, Mudvayne, System of a Down, Helmet, Johnny Cash, Korn, Marvin Gaye, Teddy Pendergrass, Lenny Williams, Metallica, Ministry, Muddy Waters, NIN, Otis Redding, Radiohead, Coldplay, Rage Against The Machine, Soul Mites, Patrick Davis, Joel Rush, The South, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Mad Season, Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, Tenatious D, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Widespread Panic

Movies:

Blazing Saddles, The Usual Suspects, GoodFellas, O' Brother Where Art Thou?, Transformer: The Movie, A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Goodwill Hunting, American Beauty, Jay & Silent Bob Fight Back, Sideways, Reefer Madness, And Then There Were None, My Man Friday, Anything Cheech & Chong, Snatch, Anything with Zhang Ziyi (you can look her up on IMDBKelly's sexual nickname:

"Trouser Anaconda"

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Television:

Arrested Development Nip/Tuck Family Guy The Simpsons The First 48 Hours Inuyasha Football Grey's Anatomy Anything dealing with forensics or true crime

Books:

Anything by Koontz The Bible A Clockwork Orange Angels & Demons by Dan Brown

Heroes:

JESUS CHRIST, me (takes a lot of work to be me), Soldiers, Field Medics, Firefighters, Policemen, George Gregan, Anyone that risks their own life in the service of others, Anyone that's not afraid to truly be themselves

My Blog

Very interesting, might explain a few things about me.....

Drug Study Participants: Hallucinogen Produces Deep Mystical Experience Tuesday, July 11, 2006 STORIES Study Busts Meth 'Myths,' Says Abuse Is Not an Epidemic or Even Widespread...
Posted by Lacks Moral Fiber on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 08:15:00 PST

M Night Shyamalan

Owes me $8.50.
Posted by Lacks Moral Fiber on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 08:05:00 PST

I just love this song

Cemetary Gates by Pantera Reverend, reverend,Is this a conspiracy? Crucified for no sinsNo revenge... beneath me.Lost within my plans for life,It all seems so unreal.Im a man cut ...
Posted by Lacks Moral Fiber on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 10:18:00 PST

Just a thought.....

I was having the never -ending arguement with a woman the other night about which gender has an easier time getting laid. I'm not sure how this conversation started because I did not, allow me t...
Posted by Lacks Moral Fiber on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:56:00 PST

Didn't you hear me mother fucker?! Snakes on the mother fucking plane!!

This story definitely lends "credibility" to Samuel L's next flick http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,197976,00.html
Posted by Lacks Moral Fiber on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:16:00 PST

Somebody better call my mamma!!

This is really for the guys or any fan of violence. Number 4 is my favorite. Check it out because the clips are awesome too. http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/5640074...
Posted by Lacks Moral Fiber on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:29:00 PST

Laughter is good for the soul

If you are a David Cross and Mr Show fan you absolutely have to see "Run Ronnie Run". I was having a shitty day and my buddy lent it to me. I had no idea what was pissing me off after the ...
Posted by Lacks Moral Fiber on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:43:00 PST

Oh well......

I've tried. I've have tried to control, actually bottle, my anger long enough. I've projected my negative feelings onto things that I figured would make me feel better. While in...
Posted by Lacks Moral Fiber on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:57:00 PST

What is it about me?

Since joining myspace, I have received emails from boyfriends or just friends of chicks taking shots at me. I have seen comments in pages where guys have taken their pot shots as well. I r...
Posted by Lacks Moral Fiber on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:11:00 PST

Does it make me bad?

If you do the right thing for a combination of the right and wrong reasons, does it make you ultimately a bad person? I am getting in from a night of drinking and am now faced with that dil...
Posted by Lacks Moral Fiber on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 11:49:00 PST