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Chris Neff

If you wanna get to heaven, you've got to raise a little hell.

About Me

I tell dick jokes. Some people get them. Some people are unable to laugh at themselves. Sometimes this can be a problem. This is pretty much all I care about, save a few human beings on this planet. Oh, can't forget the New York Yankees. They're pretty important too.

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My Interests

Writing the perfect dick joke.

I'd like to meet:

Just about anyone passionate about creating art.

Music:

In no particular order: The Beatles, Neil Young, Nirvana, The Pixies, Radiohead, Wilco, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Ryan Adams, Patty Griffin, Guns n' Roses, Bruce Springsteen, Jane's Addiction, Whiskeytown, Aimee Mann, R.E.M., Smashing Pumpkins, Stevie Ray Vaughn, The Stone Roses, U2, The Verve, Alice and Chains, Cowboy Jumkies, Counting Crows, Cracker, Damien Rice, ELO, Don Henley, Jeff Buckley, Juliana Hatfield,

Movies:

Anything in black and white. Any Noir I haven't come across yet. This really is a make it or break it category in my life. If you have bad taste in movies, I'm probably not gonna wanna hang out with you. I usually require all first dates to show up with a list. If "Hope Floats" or "While You were Sleeping" come up on their lists, I drop a twenty on the table and walk out. My current top ten list:1. Five Easy Pieces- Existential Examination at it's best. 2. Double Indemnity- The best of Noir. 3. The Shawshank Redemption- Best film of the 90's. 4. Bull Durham- It still makes me cry. 5. A Touch of Evil- Welles at the Height of his Powers. 6. The Lady From Shanghai- Hayworth's Best. 7. The Searchers- Drama in the Desert doesn't get any better then this. 8. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest- A perfect film. 9. Some Like it Hot- Comedy Gold. 10. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof- An acting class on celluloid.

Television:

Sopranos and Deadwood

Books:

Mostly Plays: Macbeth(My fav Bill Shakespeare), The Seagull, Three Sisters, A Dream Play, Streetcar, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof(My fav Ten W.), Desire Under the Elms, Waiting for Godot, Buried Child, True West, Cowboy Mouth, Mourning Becomes Electra, Long Days Journey into Night (The best play ever written hand down) Burn This, Glengary Glenross, Books: On the Road. Big Sur, The Great Gatsby, This Side of Paradise, The Last Tycoon, Anything by Paul Auster, Anything by Elmore Leonard, Ironweed, Anything by David Sedaris.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks.... The rest: Glenn Ford, Sam Shepard, Sam Elliott, Gus Hansen, John Elway, Paul Newman, Charles Bukowski, Bill Shakespeare, Eugene O'Neill, Bogart, Alan Ladd, Ida Lupino, Jimmy Stewart, Robert Mitchum, John Cassavettes, John Lennon, F. Scott Fitzgerald, David Mamet,

My Blog

Need a little Neff?

So my buddy Cliff just informed me you can purchase the entire first season of Trapped in TV Guide for as little as 8.54. So go out and buy this if you want to see me in action....
Posted by Chris Neff on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:26:00 PST

TRAPPED IN TV GUIDE PREMIERES ON FRIDAY AUG. 4TH

In case you've been wondering what happened to my television career, tune into the TV Guide channel August 4th and catch the premiere of "Trapped in TV Guide." It's a new hidden camera show I've been ...
Posted by Chris Neff on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:51:00 PST

Montreal Comedy Festival Round 3

I must be sounding like a broken record, but if you have the time, come down to the Melrose Improv on Wednesday June 7th at 8pm. Once again I'll be showcasing for the Montreal Comedy Festival. If you ...
Posted by Chris Neff on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:59:00 PST

Montreal Comedy Festival Showcase at the Improv ROUND 2

Hey friends. I got called back to audition for The Montreal Comedy Festival's Nasty show. The show's on May 11th at 8pm at the Hollywood Improv. I'll be doing an extended set of filth so bring a date!
Posted by Chris Neff on Wed, 03 May 2006 01:49:00 PST

MONTREAL COMEDY FESTIVAL SHOWCASE

Hey all. I'm showcasing for Montreal this Wednesday March 29th at the Melrose Improv at 8pm.  Let me know if you want to come down and I'll put you on the list.
Posted by Chris Neff on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:29:00 PST