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About Me:

I'm an avid semen sipping enthusiast with a penchant for ripping up life, I enjoy masterbating to men's water polo and I'm captain of my bathtub's synchronized swimming team, me and rubber ducky 4 life. My favorite food is feces and you all know what my favorite beverage is. I really gotta say you haven't lived until you've cried on matty G's shoulder a bunch of times, it's really breathtaking.I like to hang posters of men on my walls to hide the my little pony border on the top of the wall.You can find me at Webster Hall, credited drink in hand, or on the side of the road in Pennsylvania waiting for my mom to bring the neosporine to clean my Sandy scratches. My favorite album in the world has to be FINE BAKED GOODS VOL. ONE, also known as my biography it's a great listen and you should check it out. Did I mentionI enjoy ripping up life, I mean really ripping up life like a wet paper towelMDB + C

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Member Since: 10/19/2005
Band Website: mikethebear.com
Band Members: Mike the Bear the 2005 winner of the Congressional Medal of Sqwalla, Cookle Puss, E. Urinebus Sploogum, Teddy Rupskin to the 4th power, Steven Hawkins umbrella stand, Cocky Fatshmorker, Mariannes Mistake, Captain of the bowling alley cheerleader squad, Sandy's son, Pokemon daydreamer, The Bear that Stole 4/20, Groveling nicompoop, fake homeless guy, Sammy Skidmarks esquire. Splatterface cockycat, dilberts unrode motor scooter, standard issue soulfly sign stealer, the square root of less then zero, greater then or equal to nothing, donkey kong's banana peel, the little engine that couldn't, the human jelly stain, the ring ding mallowmar experience, O So Treacherous, knights in sqwalla service, soldier of misfortune, daydream be-schemer crowned homecoming fiend, bugeyed butter beast, what night tremors are made of, Ali Michael and the 40 squizzas
Influences: Men without Hats
Sounds Like: One Night In Bangkok, Lucas with the lid off
Record Label: I use tears for credit records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Mikt the Bear Hiatus

THE RE-UP is coming! been keeping on the low for a while but shits bout to start up again. the stew is simmering, squalors bubbling, lots of new voicemails including threats, new girf...
Posted by Mike The Bear on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:29:00 PST

I Hate not getting enough sauce at the drive thru...

Even when i ask for extra they skimp out! What am i supposed to dip the rest of this in? I Absolutely cannot eat it plain! And let's face it, no ones driving me back there for e...
Posted by Mike The Bear on Thu, 11 May 2006 11:19:00 PST

Jordy

I just jerked off to the Jordy video! good times!!!
Posted by Mike The Bear on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 03:34:00 PST

Poem from the heart

just go ask someone.
Posted by Mike The Bear on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:50:00 PST

Truffle Shuffle

Due to the fact that I'm a long lost goonie, considering that I'm really the love child of Chunk and Sloth, I think everyone who reads this should make it a point to get me to do the Truffle Shuffle, ...
Posted by Mike The Bear on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 02:04:00 PST

The science of having two moms

Ya know, I get a lot of critisim for this, but there's a lot of good reasons to have two moms. First step is to not have any self respect, cause then you'd feel compelled to commit suicide at lo...
Posted by Mike The Bear on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 06:43:00 PST

jWhy's it so wrong for a man to buy you a drink

What's the deal with going to Webster Hall and hounding and following another guy around and giving a sob story about how tough it is growing up with mommy until he agrees on buying you a drink to shu...
Posted by Mike The Bear on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:23:00 PST