How to make an Angela
Ingredients:
7 parts awesome-ness
3 parts bitchocracy
5 parts heart & soul
How It's Done:
Shake together in a rocket shaped tumbler with a razor sharp rim. Add at least 200 cups of lustfulness. Imbibe heavily until you're puking, naked, and passing out.
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In Cold Blood, Sylvia Plath, Anne Sexton, Jack Kerouac, Lord Byron, Marquis De Sade, Milan Kundera, O'Tool, Anita Shreve, Kurt Vonnegut, J. D. Salinger, Norman Mailer, Albert Camus, William Faulkner, Ernest Hemingway, Charles Bukowski, Virginia Woolf...
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