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♣Angela♣

life comes at you fast

About Me

i am a sham, a hustler, a pencil dick, a dirt eater, and a thief, i am not available, not impressed, and not listening.

My Interests



How to make an Angela
Ingredients:
7 parts awesome-ness
3 parts bitchocracy
5 parts heart & soul
How It's Done:
Shake together in a rocket shaped tumbler with a razor sharp rim. Add at least 200 cups of lustfulness. Imbibe heavily until you're puking, naked, and passing out.

I'd like to meet:

people with textured webbed feet, people with open bleeding sores, i like guys with crotch rot and ladies on the stupid side, i wanna meet some lame folks, nerds, creeps, jerks, oh and definately assholes.

Music:

Tom Waits, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, John Lee Hooker, Leadbelly, The Sweet, T-rex, Fang, Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers, New York Dolls, The Rezillos, Hollywood Squares, The Stranglers, Tunnel Rats, Angry Samoans, Zeke, Murder City Devils, The Cramps, Rancid, Minor Threat, U.S. Bombs, Dead Boys, The Hookers, The Adicts, Dwarves, The Stitches, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Turbonegro, Detroit Cobras, The Ramones, Blanks 77, Buzzcocks, G. G. Allin, MC5, The Sweet Action, The Sonics, 13th Floor Elevators, Iggy and The Stooges, Eagles of Death Metal, P.J. HARVEY, Biggie Smalls, Tupac, Scarface, The Game, Lloyd Banks, Tony Yayo, Maceo Parker, Johnny Cash, David Allen Coe, Merle Haggard, Hank Williams Sr., Hank Williams III.

Movies:

The Princess Bride, In Cold Blood, Scarface, American History X, Will There Really be a Morning? - Movie on Frances Farmers' Life, Barfly, Akira Kurasawa's Dreams, Requiem For A Dream, It's A Wonderful Life.

Television:

The Office, My Name is Earl, Hell's Kitchen (I Love Chef Ramsey), Lucky Louie, Arrested Development, Food Network, Iron Chef.

Books:

In Cold Blood, Sylvia Plath, Anne Sexton, Jack Kerouac, Lord Byron, Marquis De Sade, Milan Kundera, O'Tool, Anita Shreve, Kurt Vonnegut, J. D. Salinger, Norman Mailer, Albert Camus, William Faulkner, Ernest Hemingway, Charles Bukowski, Virginia Woolf...

Heroes:

Fukitol

My Blog

clueless

sadness, hank the thirdi love youif you haven't heardi feel sorry for you.   straight to hell, burn itlistenif you don'tyou're a fucking moron.
Posted by ♣Angela♣ on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:25:00 PST

in red?

turns out i have 9 red shirtsi have a fetish with buying redanythingplastic, fur, metal, leather, wood, glass, paint, jewelry. you have it?in red?yes?priceless.
Posted by ♣Angela♣ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:15:00 PST

dishing out pearls

pumping life blood music soul sound generating rhythms, blissful melodies overlapping each note following percussion symbols, high hat, kick drum the more the merrier, more, more and more arterie...
Posted by ♣Angela♣ on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:56:00 PST

this blue is blessed

the morning, time for amends and addendums and apologies, time for reconciling.   the morrow has risen   greet it wisely.   but so often this does not occur, a chest stays tight,...
Posted by ♣Angela♣ on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:51:00 PST

a place made for them

maybe this lifetime was covered in gold and I did not know,   there were thousands of people draped in Victorian garb, drinking champagne, gathering around the lilies in little consumin...
Posted by ♣Angela♣ on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST

True Love

"I love you sweetheart," said in kind of a drawl, while eating sautéed green peppers and grilled hamburger meat. Setting the bowl down with a hollow clink. Saying, "Why don't you come lay down wi...
Posted by ♣Angela♣ on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 05:51:00 PST

Appreciation : 101

A favorability for fine wine, The shape of the bottle, how its neck needs kissing. How its base needs holding when it is poured; To grasp the stem Of your glass delicately, to smell, to abs...
Posted by ♣Angela♣ on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:14:00 PST

Something about his Childhood

He is a simple man, he speaks plain thoughts and I am listening so-so because his words are beneath mine. He is near 50 and rambling about some mundane happening, I am laughing and nodding&nbs...
Posted by ♣Angela♣ on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:45:00 PST

Bloodlust

Driving on a Sunday afternoon, the hills of central Texas, rolling and covered with families of trees; the air is a cool 65 degrees and a sun is shining fiercely on the roof of the car. Noticing the t...
Posted by ♣Angela♣ on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:44:00 PST

Del Rio/Acuna

On the border there are tourists crawling antlike into shopping strips, there is bubble gum in barrels and sad children wearing smiles, begging just to sell you anything. Down there you can ki...
Posted by ♣Angela♣ on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 11:12:00 PST