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Naughty Negrita

I didn't blow that guy; I just jerked him off a little...

About Me

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My Interests

Dancing, clubbing, skanking it to cuties, macking on hotties, boy watching, plotting, thinking dirty about the sex I've had/ am about to have...

I'd like to meet:

GOD: so I can give him a "big ups" for making me so awesome!

Music:

Interpol. The Walkmen, Butter 08, Dengue Fever, Cary Brothers, The Good Listeners, Broken Social Scene, The Rentals, Christian Lane, Ben Lee, Jeff Buckley, Broadcast, The Rapture, The Sundays, Julie Ruin, Tuscadero, Sonic Youth, We Are Scientists, Blonde Redhead, The Moldy Peaches,The Libertines, Fiona Apple, Driver's License, Lady Sovereign, Air Miami, Bettie Serveert, Sean Lennon, Pixies, Cody Chesnutt, Mocket, Buck 65, She Wants Revenge, Arcade Fire, Doves, The Bobby Pins, Yoko Ono, The Black Crowes, ODB, Jellyfish, The Future Sound of London, The Amps, Die Sterne, Royal Trux, Phoenix, Jonathan Fire*Eater, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Patsy Cline, Beck, Bjork, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Go Sailor, Magnet School, Takako Minekawa, Bran Van 3000, Josephine Wiggs Experience, Twilight Singers, The Rondelles, Longwave, The Clash, The Strokes, Hooverphonic, Bowie, Cat Power, Air, Fischerspooner, The Sneaker Pimps, Beastie Boys, Kenna, The Pretenders, Kostars, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins, The Postal Service, Spoon, Travis, Heavenly, The Spells, Dizzie Rascal, TV on the Radio, Donovan, Tricky, The Cure, Iggy Pop

Movies:

Closer, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Laurel Canyon, High Art, CQ, Bridget Jones' Diary, Heathers, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Imitation of Life, Tao of Steve, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, The Rules of Attraction, The Yes Men, Lost in Translation, The Baxter

Television:

Project Runway, My Name Is Earl, The Office, Absolutely Fabulous, Boondocks, Family Guy, The Class, How I Met Your Mother, Lucky Louie, The L Word

Books:

Actually, Magazines: Spin, Marie Claire, Cosmo, Rolling Stone, Heeb, Interview

Heroes:

Carrie Bradshaw. Yoko Ono. Betty Friedan. Gloria Steinem. Josephine Baker. Peaches. Zahara Jolie-Pitt.

My Blog

Gloryhole

We pulled into the parking lot of the adult book store. This was back in the day when I used to hang with Eric, my former "gaysian" (a BFF that is gay and asian). Eric and I had spent the ENTIRE nig...
Posted by Naughty Negrita on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 02:41:00 PST

Shitting Where I Eat, Part II: Baby's On Fire

There is usually something quite ceremonial about the sex that I have. Even when it's spontaneous, there is still a lyrical element to the way I fuck. But not with Benji. When he arrived at my apartme...
Posted by Naughty Negrita on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:09:00 PST

Bubbling Cauldron of Skank

There was a controversy on the grounds of my apartment building...A chlorine soaked gold lame' bikini bottom was found at the edge of the jacuzzi. Floating in the water itself was a congealed mass of...
Posted by Naughty Negrita on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST

He used to be my Jake Ryan...

This is how I spent the summer of '06: crushing on a boy. He was fantastic. He worked the door at a popular hang in Echo Park. I thought he was the bees knees. Of course, leave it to me to fall for...
Posted by Naughty Negrita on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:40:00 PST

How you gonna call yo'self revolutionary if you aint got no poems?

"The Lusty Librarian" Another boring day, I spythrough my cat eye glassesBlack and white and marbledlike the floor below my feetstaring at the doorwishing for a vacationwhile praying for my salvationI...
Posted by Naughty Negrita on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:03:00 PST

A Formal Fucking Invitation

You are cordially invited...TO THE PARTY IN MY PANTS where you and you alone will be the guest of honor...The dress code: casual, although your hostess prefers you in flesh tonesThe time: ASAPThe plac...
Posted by Naughty Negrita on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:49:00 PST

My Inner Monologue

Wow, that dinner was really crap. Motherfuckers in L.A. can get away with calling anything a culinary delight these days. I would've been happier if we'd just gone to Fred 62. Or you know...Wendy's.....
Posted by Naughty Negrita on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:31:00 PST

By Design and Definition

When Fashion Designer Malan Breton proclaimed, "I, myself, prefer better quality fabrics," in the third season opener of Project Runway, my friend Charlotte and I knew he was onto something. We had ju...
Posted by Naughty Negrita on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:37:00 PST

Lust: A series of Instant Messages

Gavinder and I are having a nasty flirtation with each other. He is a first-generation English-born, Sri-Lankan med student that I've met while finishing up my consulting practicuum or "residency." H...
Posted by Naughty Negrita on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 05:34:00 PST

This is how I got over my last breakup...

I am pinned down to my friend's bed...My wrists are bound together with my bra.Just a few hours earlier, I was at the Ponette show, listening to pretty melodies, and now I'm living out depravity at it...
Posted by Naughty Negrita on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:03:00 PST