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Dumb Monkey Pollen

It's hard to enjoy yourself when bleeding out the ass.

About Me

Don't send me porn. I don't want to hear your band. Just real people please."Life is beautiful" and "Be honest with yourself and train harder." -Shifu Shi Yan Ming

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My Interests

Gung-fu, live music, vegetarians, nature, PS2, tea, cooking, eating, Celtics, stuff.

I'd like to meet:

People on my wavelength, Tommy Heinsohn, Billy Corgan, Aesop Rock, Patrick Stewart, George Carlin, Greg Graffin, and anyone who would like to meet me. almost.

Music:

Max Creek, Smashing Pumpkins, Bad Religion, Aphex Twin, Rancid, Millencolin, Zeppelin, Sonic Youth, Doors, Crass, Lightning Bolt, Frank Zappa, Pennywise, Social Distortion, NIN, Talking Heads, Ramones, Dead Kennedys, Beatles, Radiohead, Frank Sinatra, Michael Jackson, Guns n' Roses, Metallica, Dropdead, Nausea, Tool, Motorhead,7 Seconds, Descendents, Operation Ivy, Dropkick Murphys, Misfits, Danzig, Pearl Jam, KMFDM, Stone Temple Pilots, Aerosmith, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Minor Threat, Joy Division, other stuffHip-Hop: Aesop Rock, Cannibal Ox, Mr. Lif, Akrobatik, El-P, A Tribe Called Quest, MF Doom, Cage, Wu-Tang, RJD2, Run DMC, C-Rayz Walz, Murs, Edan, Gang Starr, SYMMETRY, Rakim, Big L, Juggaknots, Clouddead, Slick Rick, Kool Moe Dee, Jakki, Jedi Mind Tricks, Biggie. All Weathermen and anything on Def Jux is the shit.

Movies:

Forrest Gump, Requiem For A Dream, The Warriors, Powder, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, One Hour Photo, Weekend at Bernies, Goonies, The Five Deadly Venoms, Full Metal Jacket, Highway, I Know My First Name is Steven, The Princess Bride, Kung- Fu flicks. Breakfast Club.

Television:

NBA BASKETBALL! Star Trek: The Next Generation, Family Guy, Adventures of Pete & Pete, The Price is Right (morning network televisions most spectacular hour), Beavis and Butthead, Married with Children, Golden Girls, Iron Chef, Fresh Prince, Sportscenter, Cheap Seats, Quite Frankly with Stephen A. Smith, South Park, The Wire, Sopranos, Unwrapped, Martin, NY Undercover, Seinfeld, Full House even though it's not funny.

Books:

Don't read them. Probably should. might some day. Used to read goosebumps in fourth grade, got tired of reading the same story with the names changed every month. Made me lose my passion.

Heroes:

George Carlin, Bill Maher, Billy Corgan, Red Auerbach, Jello Biafra, Kevin Garnett, El-P, The dudes from Max Creek, Ken & Ryu, Al Bundy, Popeye, the guy on the oatmeal box.

My Blog

15 reasons customers are completely without logic.

Customers suck, and we all know why, but nobody has ever put it in such clear terms as I have elected to do here.enjoy.   1.)    When I am ringing up the customer before you and I ...
Posted by Dumb Monkey Pollen on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:48:00 PST