Help Me, Help You. Ayn Rand Style... Seriously |
I am the guy that people go to for help, and I rarely say no. Even when I don't particularly care for the person, I go out of my way to help. Why? I guess that it is just in my nature, although the...
Posted by Simeon on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:02:00 PST |
Dalia Hates Love Handles |
I am the first person to admit that I am not in the best shape of my life (that was when I was 30). So, while I am working on recapturing some of my fitness goals, I am not exactly hating my body eit...
Posted by Simeon on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:57:00 PST |
A Song For George W Bush |
Because only a true leader can make a non-issue into headline news, I used AltaVista's Babelfish to do what would never have been done had W not said it shouldn't be.Yes, I know that this is a terribl...
Posted by Simeon on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 10:26:00 PST |
How to Win the Love of a Good Woman-Dedicated to the one I love, Dalia Cisneros |
For some months now, I have been meaning to post a blog for the boys on MySpace about how to master the manly arts. The fact is, there are skills that I have cultivated and honed throughout my life, ...
Posted by Simeon on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 05:50:00 PST |
Bad Words: What Has The World Come To? |
Dalia and I were down in San Diego a while ago and we met a homeless man was selling personalized poems in the Gas Lamp Quarter. He asked her what her name was, and she said, "Dalia". The ...
Posted by Simeon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Kalla and the Keeper |
This is just a conversation I had with a friend about love and beauty, sex and freedom, relationships and conventions. I am only posting it because it makes me look good.
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Posted by Simeon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Open the pod bay doors, please, Hal Fishman |
Background:
In between the 60 Minutes Wednesday memo debacle and the election, I was flipping channels one evening and I happened upon the nightly commentary of senior local newsman, Hal Fishman. I ...
Posted by Simeon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I am going to start using this thing called blog. |
I was going over some of the comments I put on other people's blogs, personal pages, and emails, and I realized that I contribute a lot of humor and quality to other people's pages. Then. I realized ...
Posted by Simeon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
