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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've already met her ♥

and this guy:

Music:

311
3 Days Grace
30 Seconds to Mars
A.F.I.
Alexisonfire
Alter Bridge
Amber Pacific
Audioslave
Barenaked Ladies
Between Home and Serenity
Big Wreck
Billy Talent
Blue Oyster Cult
Boys Night out
Brand New
Breaking Benjamin
Breaking Pangaea
Bright Eyes
Bush (x)
Chevelle
Closure
Coheed and Cambria
Coldplay
Crossfade
Dashboard Confessional
David Usher
Death Cab For Cutie
Default
Disturbed
Drowning Pool
Emery
Evanescence
Eve 6
Fairweather
Fall Out Boy
Finger Eleven
Franz Ferdinand
Fuel
Funeral For A Friend
Gatsby's American Dream
Green Day
Halfwayhome
Halifax
Hawthorne Heights
Hedley
Hidden In Plain View
HIM
Hoobastank
Hopesfall
Hot Water Music
Hollywood Undead
Incubus
Jet
Jimi Hendrix
Jimmy Eat World
Keane
Lifehouse
Linkin Park
Lostprophets
MAE
Matchbook Romance
Matthew Goodband
Midtown
Millencolin
Moist
Moneen
Motion City Soundtrack
Muse
MXPX
My Chemical Romance
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
No Use For A Name
Northstar
Nural
Offspring
Our Lady Peace
Outkast
Over It
Panic! At The Disco
Pearl Jam
Pennywise
Perfect Circle
Pilate
Pink Floyd
Plain White T's
Protest the Hero
Puddle of Mudd
Punchline
Queen
Queens of the Stone Age
Radiohead
Rise Against
Roses are Red
Rufio
Seether
Senses Fail
Shinedown
Silverstein
Skindred
Snow Patrol
Something Corporate
Spitalfield
Stabbing Westward
Staind
Sting
Stone Temple Pilots
Story of the Year
Strata
Straylight Run
Strike Anywhere
Strung Out
Sum 41
Taking Back Sunday
Tea Party
The Academy Is...
The Alkaline Trio
The Ataris
The Beach Boys
The Beatles
The Cure
The Darkness
The Early November
The Exies
The Fall Of Troy
The Killers
The Rolling Stones
The Spill Canvas
The Used
The Vines
The Tragically Hip
Thrice
Thursday
Trapt
Underoath
Velvet Revolver
Yellowcard

Television:

Death Note
Robot Chicken
Family Guy
The Simpsons
South Park
Whose Line Is It Anyway?..

Heroes:

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is the shit.

Batman is the shit.

And Jared Leto is the fucking man. I mean, look at him.

Jude Fucking Law. 'Nuff said.

STRONGBAD. fucking coolest cartoon character ever.
And, of course, your mom.
That is all...

My Blog

homosexuals are gay... just ask them, they really are.

With Brokeback Mountain out and up for approximately 47,816 grammy awards, it's probably Hollywood's first-ever gay cowboy movie. Unless you count Bareback Mountain filmed by Ron Jeremy in his basemen...
Posted by Jer[koff]™ on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 01:20:00 PST

emo poetry

So, I've decided to jump into the bandwagon and write horrible poetry like these emo kids here on MySpace. I wonder if I'm good enough. How about you be the judge? Let me know what you think. Here it ...
Posted by Jer[koff]™ on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 05:24:00 PST

The Chronicles of RJ... part 1

Okay, so many of you already know of some jackass who goes by the name of RJ on myspace (I'm still convinced RJ is short for rimjob, but it's also not nice to assume). For those of you who do not know...
Posted by Jer[koff]™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"OC" stands for Obnoxious Crap

The OC is God awful. It's one of the signs of the apocalypse. Okay, now you may be asking yourself this: "What's so bad about the OC?" And I answer with this: "EVERYTHING" I too have been a vict...
Posted by Jer[koff]™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just letting you all know...

i'm not going to be around nearly as much as i used to be. while i will check occasionally, please dont get offended if i'm not sending you comments or messages as often, anymore. i will get back to y...
Posted by Jer[koff]™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

people fucking drive me nuts, no matter where i go.

Okay, so I've been going to the gym a lot, lately, and I've been thinking a lot about what the hell my new blog is going to be about. And then I was thinking about why I was thinking about what the he...
Posted by Jer[koff]™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you know what's really decieving? i hate it so much. it's almost guaranteed to piss me off.

really short blogs.
Posted by Jer[koff]™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i love swearing...it's fucking great

just for those of you who dont know me yet, i swear a lot... and i mean a lot... like... all the fucking time. i love swearing. it's a part of me that i just cant give up. it's like a damn drug, i'm a...
Posted by Jer[koff]™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i love waiting in lineups. oh wait, i hate it.

line ups are special. they come in all shapes and sizes, and they're all equally as annoying. i realized this today as i was waiting in a lineup to wash my car at a drive-thru carwash today. since whe...
Posted by Jer[koff]™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another stupid survey thing

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE Name: Jeremiah Birth date: October 16, 1981 Birth place: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Current Location: Brampton, Ontario, Canada Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Dark Brown R...
Posted by Jer[koff]™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST