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Slizzy Lizzie

if pyzok is glynx & glynx is flurgggh, then pyzok is flurgggh.

About Me

i'm just a silly, hedonistic chick from bamalamistan with a BA in philosophy trying not to take anything in particular way too seriously & succeeding quite successfully; endemborated like you wouldn't believe! telepathetic, but can't read your mind... they say i'm a free spirit & like LittleWing, 'i'm in love with everyone and everything they've ever done'... Love coffee & Loathe chocolate; Nietzsche nailed it right on when he said: 'even the sweetest woman is bitter...' & yeah, i am the queen of brb & at any rate i'm mostly harmless to society - bullah.
Extroverted (E) 60% Introverted (I) 40% Intuitive (N) 54.55% Sensing (S) 45.45% Thinking (T) 50% Feeling (F) 50% Perceiving (P) 56.25% Judging (J) 43.75%Your type is: ENTP - "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population. Free Jung Word Test {similar to Myers-Briggs}
personality tests by similarminds.comI am 12% Idiot.

.. I am only marginally idiotic. In fact a LOT of people come to me for advice. Inevitably they annoy the hell out of me at times, but what can ya do? I am merely smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
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My Interests

bowling, hiking, breathing, conversing, reading, sleeping, being, playing, boozing, dreaming, travelling, goofing, writing, contemplating, flirting, chatting, parallel parking, JOE GULLY; i.e. Fun stuff... all my friends phuqing rock; i love you guys!! stay tuned.

I'd like to meet:

percy shelley, beck, oscar wilde, bill clinton; st. augustine, lao tzu & rasputin simultaneously.... as Kim G likes to say, "ooooooooo i Love... YOU!!!" & oh yeah ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald, back in the roaring '20s even...

Music:

sonic youth, ween, beck, pavement, the smiths, frank black, MMW, bob marley, interpol, travis, radiohead, modest mouse, morphine, the beatles, pink floyd, the band, the Kojaks, Western Civ, U2, depeche mode, robert johnson, the jesus and mary chain, digable planets, mogwai, mazzy star, marvin gaye, muse, the clash, mofo'n jailbirds, MIG, elf power, denali, wilco, at the drive in, weezer (pinkerton!!), GBB, uncle tupelo, hendrix, bjork, wu tang, journey, charles mingus, portishead, the pixies, james brown, spoon, TMBG, sly and the family stone, the microphones, curtis mayfield, al green, coldplay, the church, hank williams, the shins, the shadows, fugazi, the zutons, new order, led zeppelin, the beach boyz, the cure, foreignor, nirvana, the velvet underground, Love, joy division, the zombies, violent femmes, otis redding, blondie, king crimson, RED MOUTH!, the JARMAINS, silver jews, the eels, charlie hunter, SHAMU, rohan, tom vek

Movies:

night of the living dead, fight club, the empire strikes back, shaun of the dead, napolean dynamite, run lola run, donnie darko, the Evil Dead(s) + army of darkness, casablanca, the princess and the warrior, fear and loathing in las vegas, stroker ace, spaceballs, top secret, the royal tenenbaums, clockwork orange, full metal jacket, doctor strangelove, the shining, goodfellas, blow, easy rider, scarface, hustle n' flow, BO KNOWS BO, down with love, the machinist....

Television:

arrested development, cheers, robot chicken, TPB, magnum PI, sanford n' son, etc...

Books:

...crime and punishment, 1984, childhood's end, story of O, madame bovary, thus spoke zarathustra, the secret history, love in the ruins, the king must die, the essential Rumi, the bhagavad gita, even cowgirlz get the blues, the picture of dorian gray, today's ISMs, catcher in the rye, the celestine prophesy, secrets in the fields, the O.T., the little friend, animal farm, the stand, franny n' zooey, valley o'the dolls, ishmael, the beautiful and damned, still life with woodpecker, fear and loathing in las vegas, life of pi, et tu babe, the autograph man, tender is the night, Gestalt therapy verbatim, cat's cradle, the curse of Lono, fierce invalids home from hot climates, narcissus and goldmund, stars fell on bamalam...

Heroes:

Captain Fantasy (hey, don't get 2 close 2 my fantasy)!!!! my fav. sis Cathleen... raskolnikov... tom tomorrow ; )... lee ranaldo... morrissey (heheh)... Johnny Boaz (all he needs is a beer and a good time!) ...bo jackson... TOM ROBBINS... icy~hot stuntaz... thom yorke
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: eLiz
Birthday: april/taurus~scorpio rising/snake
Birthplace: sheffieldshire
Current Location: florence, aka the renaissance city
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dirty blonde
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: scot-irish-welsh-etc
The Shoes You Wore Today: doc martenz
Your Weakness: tranqs - smoothe talkin fools - chzburgers
Your Fears: abandonment? might've gotten over it yet! & serial killerz
Your Perfect Pizza: ham, cheddar & pineapple (on thin crust)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: self-sufficiency.... self-indulgency
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb - wtf - ;)
Thoughts First Waking Up: am i running late? brush my teeth ~~ coffee&ciggie
Your Best Physical Feature: *eyes*
Your Bedtime: whenever my head hits the pillow
Your Most Missed Memory: the ones i can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or Burger King: mcDs
Single or Group Dates: yes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: herbal teas
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: if it's caffeinated, it's a successful mission
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Swear: dammit!
Do you Sing: if you're lucky ;)
Do you Shower Daily: certainly
Have you Been in Love: of course
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, might do it again
Do you want to get Married: inevitably
Do you belive in yourself: sho'nuf!
Do you get Motion Sickness: not especially
Do you think you are Attractive: they keep telling me i am so it must be true, eh?
Are you a Health Freak: moderately
Do you get along with your Parents: these days yeah - they're pretty cool
Do you like Thunderstorms: heck yes i do!
Do you play an Instrument: define instrument.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: possibly maybe ~ probably not
In the past month have you gone on a Date: why, yes i have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah but don't tell anyone!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: very very briefly
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope; i'm a clever bird?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not recently
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: negative
Ever been Drunk: at least a couple of times, yes
Ever been called a Tease: probably
Ever been Beaten up: nah, but i did get into a fistfight w/a crack-ho last summer
Ever Shoplifted: tempted those Fates before, then instant Karma, so it's a dumb idea
How do you want to Die: happily. nobley. uncompromised. peacefully.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: fortune cookie fortune maker-upper
What country would you most like to Visit: costa rica, india, australia, holland & peru = equally
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Blog

make it funky!

skippy's chant, chorus:pay attention to me -pay attention to me:don't know what ya wanna do?pay attention to me -pay attention to me!that's what ya wanna do!(especially if ya have food.)**************...
Posted by Slizzy Lizzie on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:11:00 PST

hotwire my heart

found this recently while going thru my old college class notes & reckon it's from around veteran's day in 2000 & my mindset was ummmm farout that evening from what i can recall & it possi...
Posted by Slizzy Lizzie on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 07:16:00 PST

suffer well

last night i was reading about cockroaches in a book of science facts & they were described as '...nocturnal scavenging insects that not only eat human food but also book bindings, ink, white wash...
Posted by Slizzy Lizzie on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:46:00 PST

sugar magnolia

so i stumbled upon this silly survey & check it ~~~..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE-->Your Life (the sequal): SoundtrackOpening credits:careful with that axe eugene - pinkfloyd Waking up:teenage rio...
Posted by Slizzy Lizzie on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 01:58:00 PST

judy in disguise

ok, here's how it goes... once you've been tagged you hafta write 6 weird things, habits or idiosynchrasies about yourself in your blog. when this is complete, you must choose 8 ppl to tag, listing t...
Posted by Slizzy Lizzie on Mon, 01 May 2006 03:03:00 PST

step into my office, baby!

 good morning, once again mammasita is bereft of sleep & obliviously delirious... been up reading ghost stories & such really scaring myself!  waxing Rumi on the subject of spring gi...
Posted by Slizzy Lizzie on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:46:00 PST

i burn today

so i'm completely hopped up on coffee b/c i drank too much while doing laundry earlier & my heart is racing like a racehorse's afterburn; or scampering like a chipmunk even.  headed back to w...
Posted by Slizzy Lizzie on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:12:00 PST

1999

2/6/02: 'try to be hush quiet - as invisible as possible sneak around and hideaway - keepin a low profile, sir. haven't struck a nevermind - but what if fields have finds to find? like waffled up inte...
Posted by Slizzy Lizzie on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:34:00 PST

you only live twice

so it's thursday again - huzzah to my fav day - & dagnabbit if it isn't raining.... make your own weather,eh?  rummaging thru my cabinets to find something to make for dinner & everything...
Posted by Slizzy Lizzie on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:36:00 PST

mercy kiss

& thus the ol' existential lament has come back around... guess it's just that time again, wearing thin my nerves.  time for the ol' questioning things & thinking too much & such as t...
Posted by Slizzy Lizzie on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 09:40:00 PST