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Torr@nce...

"Busta's just be downin me, sucka's should be crowning me T.O effin B... & you know i'm the king

About Me

30 yr old massage therapist and aspiring chef. I just enrolled @ LeCordon Bleu culinary college.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Fall at the lake

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My Interests

cooking,snowboarding, deep sea sport fishing, guitar, drums, various literature, space age pimpin, philosophy, music concerts, WOMEN, bionic oldsmobiles, intergallactic diplomacy, working out, tai chi, hiking, http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/melthanus/fishing.jpgy ,cookin, new experiances, time travel[IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/melthanus/g oldrush.jpg[/IMG]

I'd like to meet:

Thomas Keller, Tony Bourdain, Michel Richard, Cat Cora, marcus samuelson,charlie trotter, any great chef.R.I.P. gone but not forgotten

Music:

kool keith, band of horses, bloc party, built to spill, living legends, immortal technique, apathy, mr. lif, el-p, 80's glam rock, louis logic, blackalicious,cannibal ox, mos def, common, ludacris, kanye west, , young jezzy, Tupac, Biggie,al de miola , Three-Six Mafia, curtis mayfield, earth wind & fire, al green, marvin gaye, artetha, the Isley Bros., maze, the gap band, led zeplin, DMB, the who,janis joplin, frank zappa, david grisman, taj mahal, phish, WSP, yes, r-kelly, WEEN, dinosaur jr., pavement, rancid, the dead kennedys, the dead milkmen, pansy devision, screachin weasle, all kinds if its good i listen to it. ..]
I made this MySpace Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Movies:

i like a lot of movies...lets just say that

Television:

No Reservations, Bizarre foods, Trailer Park Boys, Its always sunny in philidelphia, THe BOONDOCKS, ATHF battlestar galactica , Law and Order,24,science and dicovery channel

Books:

way of the peaceful warrior, green team, seal team six, ti tao ching, Dragon Lance trilogy, kitchen confidential, the nasty bits, the french laundry cookbook, various text that involve culinary wizardry

Heroes:

jack bauer,dan millman, richard marcinco, anthony bordain, unknown hinson, Thomas Keller

My Blog

Id like to Think i were a Fly by Torrance

I'd like to Think i were a flyUpon a nameless wallTo be oblivious to those Who pass and never stallNo salutation for this bug Who passes so unknownJust food and drink from others plates Then off again...
Posted by Torr@nce... on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:39:00 PST

inner whispers

so here i am searching through my mind for the correct words to express the feelings and thoughts locked away within. I have been really happy of late and yet there seems to be something missing. i ha...
Posted by Torr@nce... on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:26:00 PST

open mouth and insert foot

so here i go once again changing the dynamic of something that was perfectly fine by opening my oh so enormous mouth. i have a tendency to say things that aren't properly timed. its something i have k...
Posted by Torr@nce... on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:19:00 PST

still more to do

Well I feel very acomplished. Within the last three weeks I have made myself stand out. I want my instructors to know that I am here to be the best I can be. Just to give all my friends an update: Mem...
Posted by Torr@nce... on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 08:54:00 PST

douche cock biggie size

ahh well here's another lil pearl of wisdom. sometimes you have people who are such super fucktards they earn the title "Douche Cock Biggie Size". i have no idea why some people feel the need to impre...
Posted by Torr@nce... on Sun, 25 May 2008 02:07:00 PST

6 weeks down

well i’m into my sixth week of living here. i can truly say that it been good for the most part. if i pass the two exams that i have this week i’ll have passed the classes with an A each e...
Posted by Torr@nce... on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:23:00 PST

Happy Times

so i can’t express enough how much i love culinary school. i feel as though i should have been here all along. Le Cordon Bleu is great and Minneapolis,MN is like a breath of fresh air, don&rsqu...
Posted by Torr@nce... on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:10:00 PST