i like stalking c-list celebrities and stealing their rubbish and underwear. i like grooming poodles with pen knives and running with sharp objects. i like thinking about alanis with one hand in her pocket and the other one flicking a cigarette. i like making beer cans... empty. i like grinning. i like look-a-likeys. i like my felt tip pens and crayons. i hoard garbage like it's going out of fashion and then stick it all together in messy piles and try to palm it off as art - you'll see it one day, if i can be bothered.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Pacman, Jesus on his day off, a naked dancing hippy with a tambourine, Mama Cass' sandwich, the lonely goat herd high on that hill, twelve lords-a-leaping, maurizio cattelan, anyone pre-rehab and post apocalypse, the real me & most importantly of all.. YOU - you fuck up!
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Your Stipper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell"
When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy.
What Song Should You Strip To?
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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *WHOOPS! i seem to have amassed a right ramshackle festival of bands below... OOOOH! i do love a good music - anybody for some warm cider!
The Dead Betties, Carnival In Coal, Sonic Boom Six, Justin Tranter, Killswitch Engage, Atari Teenage Riot, Fuzzbox, Orange Goblin, Static-X, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Drive Like You Stole It, Bad Religion, Suferosa, Panic DHH, Therapy?, Cantankerous, Pilot to Gunner, Tracy and the Plastics, Les Prototypes, Terror, Cobra Killer, Alec Empire, The Slits, Lush, Peaches, Good Riddance, Shonen Knife, Horrorpops, CKY, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Sultans of Ping, Walls of Jericho, Minus, Daisy Chainsaw, Bitch Alert, Ministry, Send More Paramedics, Sidi Bou Said, Babes in Toyland, The Union Underground, Lunachicks, Eat Static, Sahara Hotnights, The Duke Spirit, Defenestration, Elastica, L7, Tom Waits, Stone Sour, Curve, Machine Head, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, N17, The Bloodhound Gang, Altern8, Biohazard, Murderdolls, The Cure, Marilyn Manson, Blondie, Skindred, Guttermouth, Moloko, Slipknot, X-ray Specs, Alexisonfire, NIN, Man With No Name, Pitchshifter, Sludgefeast, Less Than Jake, PJ Harvey, Snot, Mad Capsule Markets, 808 State, Tori Amos, Carter USM, Queen Adreena, Suzanne Vega, SOAD, Bently Rhythm Ace, The Smiths, Citizen Fish, Senser, Godhead, Miranda Sex Garden, Back to the Planet, Auf Der Maur, Tricky, Deftones, Kelis, Otep, Faith No More, The Geraldine Fibbers, The Dogs D'amour, NOFX, Le Tigre, Voodoo Queens, Technotronic, The Siren Suite, Chumbawamba, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Pop Will Eat Itself, Lamb, Sepultura, The Wonderstuff, Blur, Chicks on Speed, Missy Elliott, Broadzilla, Jesus Jones, Martika, Betty Boo, The Blah Blah Blahs and Yadda Yadda Yadda
crap horror, crap horror spoofs, sci-fi, comedy, animation, escapism and humour, not so keen on three day epics!
all the shite bits and the commercials, yoko jakamoto toto!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
i usually like reading between the lines but i likes shite about artists and stuff or one's with artists' pictures in or stuff like day of the triffids, birds or tales of the unexpected type stuff... all that old skool horror and/or sci fi shite innit.
I'm more into anti-heroes if truth be known; Oliver Reid, George Best and Tracey Emin! AHEM Jack Daniels®, Johnnie Walker® and Glen Morangie®. Tom Friedman. Sarah Lucas. Kim and Aggie. Su Pollard. Bungle. That bloke that's been outside parliment for ever protesting about summit. Jaws.