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The end is nigh!!!!!

A Few Quiet Moments In The Menagerie

About Me

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My Interests

Art, collage, music, photography, writing, hiking, pointing out trees and naming them - but really easy ones like London Plane, doing the same with shrubs and heather when out on the hills with chums, and again with geology and birds, going grey - getting rather good at it, Hermaphrodites (not actual Intersex people but the Hermaphrodite as a symbol), Moustachioed women and just lately I've developed an interest in leading Ladies in films made before my time.

I'd like to meet:

Mary Tamm (about the time she made The Odessa File), Ingrid Pitt (Where Eagles dare) and Sophia Loren. The three of them all at once.

Music:

Django Reinhardt through to Pig Destroyer. Back In Black - AC/DC, Window Licker - Aphex Twin, Darlin' - Beach Boys, Shadrach - Beastie Boys, Julia - Beatles, Punchbag - The Bees, B + A - The Beta Band, Black Moon Creeping - Black Crowes, Sixtyten - Boards Of Canada, Subterranian Homesick Blues - Bob Dylan, Jollity Farm - Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, Magoo Opening - Cornelius, Say No Go - De La Soul, Oh! You Pretty Things - David Bowie, Man With The Dogs - Dead Kennedys, Indian Summer - The Doors, East St Lois Toodle-oo - Duke Ellington, The Ballad Of Queen Bee And baby Duck - Eagles Of Death Metal, Searching For Madge - Fleetwood Mac, Wonderful Wino - Frank Zappa, Fat Man - G-Love And Special Sauce, Sunny - Bobby Hebb (this is playing at my funeral!), Moanin' At Midnight - Howlin' Wolf, Razzle In My Pocket - Ian Dury And The Blockheads, Job's Tears - Incredible String band, Killer Diller - Jackie Mittoo, Machine Gun - Jimi Hendrix, Don't Want To Know - John Martyn, Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash, Shoot The Runner - Kasabian, All Of My Friends Were There - the Kinks, North American Scum - LCD Soundsystem, Celebration Day - Led Zeppelin, Where Eagles Dare - Misfits, Fish - Mr Scruff, Supermassive Blackhole - Muse, Passing Me By - The Pharcyde, Towering Flesh - Pig Destroyer, Lucifer Sam - Pink Floyd, Cowboys - Portishead, Lump - The Presidents Of The United Stated Of America, Killer Queen - Queen, Skin On Skin - Queens Of The Stone Age, Exit Music (For A Film) - Radiohead, Fantasia On A Theme By Thomas Tallis - Vaughan Williams, Coffee Shop - Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reason To Believe - Rod Stewart, Mother's Little Helper - Rolling Stones, Witness - Roots Manuva, Dance Of The Knights - Prokofiev, Threshold - Slayer, The Universal - Small Faces, Zero - Smashing Pumpkins, Fell On Black Days - Soundgarden, Big Brother - Stevie Wonder, We're Not Supposed to - Supergrass, Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks, Here Comes the Night - Them, After Hours - Velvet Underground, Starship Trooper - Yes, She's Attracted To - The Young Knives, STEPHEN AND THE STICKS.........and stuff like that

Movies:

The Life Aquatic, Kes, The Seventh Seal, The Proposition, Evil Dead 1,2,3, Star Wars (obviously) Indiana Jones (duh), Lord of the Rings (though can't watch them anymore - actually, thats much the same with Star wars too, seen them that many times), Life Is Beautiful, Lord of War, Hammer Horror, The Fly (original version), Pan's Labyrinth, Saturday Night Sunday Morning, Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner, Billy Liar, Blow-up, The Wicker Man, The Ipcress File, Rosemary's Baby, Tess, The Ninth Gate, The Fearless Vampire Killers (never seen a Roman Polanski film I didn't like), Lords of Dogtown, Dog Soldiers, saw Bed and Board the other night - lovely, .........I like stories basically.

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Monty Python, used to like watching Adventure One but it kind of disappeared, Wildlife docs, The Culture Show (more so now that Lauren Laverne presents it), ummm.... The Two Ronnies (my Grandad used to do routines whilst serving drinks at his bar in the best room), Doctor Who (!), Robin Of Sherwood (the old one - it had devil worshipping in it and everything!). AND, seeing as I'm mid thirties now, I have gone into type and become a regular viewer of WWII documentaries on the History Channel. NOT THAT I WATCH ALL THAT MUCH TV blah blah blah

Books:

At the moment reading Beowulf, Dancers At The End Of Time (was about to give up on it after the first few pages but flicked through and fell upon the line "he noticed he had grown a beard quite unvoluntarily and it itched") and Life Is Elsewhere. I'm a HUGE Michael Moorcock fan - mainly the Jerry Cornelius stories. When my brain starts feeling mushy I like to read Art History books. If you want a recommendation how about "Autobiography" by Benvenuto Cellini. If you have an urge to learn about the exploits of a 16th century Italian goldsmith/sycophant/murderer/all round cheeky monkey, then this is for you!

Heroes:

Jerry Cornelius, Robert Rauschenberg, Jasper Johns, Eduardo Paolozzi, Monty Python, Terry Gilliam, The Two Ronnies, Marshall Law (the Pat Mills Kev O'Niel comic strip that is!), Hundertwasser (not as into his artwork as I was, but the man is still an inspiration), Ian Green (the guy who taught me to paint every saturday morning back when I was nipper and while all my mates were at home watching Swap Shop), Baudrillard (more so if I could understand him after only one read), Bruce Lee, Jimi hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Jim Morrison, Roger McGough, Tom Courtenay............many

My Blog

Maybe to-mor-row............

Moving house...AGAIN....this weekend. This'll be the 4th house in less than two bleedin' years!Quite looking forward to it - hanging my work downstairs and I'll be having a housewarming/private view l...
Posted by The end is nigh!!!!! on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:27:00 PST

Scrapheap

Its back on the telly! What else are wet sunday afternoons for?...
Posted by The end is nigh!!!!! on Sun, 13 May 2007 02:32:00 PST

Michael Moorcock, Baudrillard, Simulacra and Simulation, Post-modernism

Reading An Alien Heat/The Dancers at the End of Time by Michael Moorcock at the mo. The prologue begins:The cycle of our earth (indeed, our universe, if the truth had been known) was nearing its end a...
Posted by The end is nigh!!!!! on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 03:24:00 PST

Good luck in the metropolis

My eye isn't going to come out!Spent most of the day working out in the sun.Watched Le Bossu.Dad is a comedy genius.Rochdale is a thriving metropolis....
Posted by The end is nigh!!!!! on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:48:00 PST

New work

Well, new work as in "I've started some new work".Its all down to a fellow artschooler Rosie Greenhalgh. I had a look at her new stuff and it blew me away.I've been struggling with my own stuff of lat...
Posted by The end is nigh!!!!! on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:41:00 PST

Collage

Virtually all of my artistic output involves collage in some way. I feel it is indicative of the society in which I live, where everything is mutable and up for adaptation. Technology, art, music, the...
Posted by The end is nigh!!!!! on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:49:00 PST

Family album

Much loved, often ill, Mother spends time in hospital. The specialist in charge of her condition also meddles with the mentally disturbed. His ward, split down the middle, thyroid on the right, loonie...
Posted by The end is nigh!!!!! on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:51:00 PST

Symbolic Exchange And Death

Symbolic Exchange And Death? Written by Jean Baudrillard. Never read it. Always fancied it though. Have read Simulacra and Simulation - twas a struggle!Feeling cheated? Sorry. Am hoping however, that ...
Posted by The end is nigh!!!!! on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:36:00 PST

Muzak

Precission drillingFluff-up pillowMother of a weeping widowInsect bite upon her cheekBeen sleeping on those dirty sheetsA cheeky little bell-end with potential of a serial killerWomanising one-night w...
Posted by The end is nigh!!!!! on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:01:00 PST