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HopAlong

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

About Me

I am a writer, currently working with Polly Deluxe on a play based on her life story. You don't know who she is? You obviously don't read enough Hello magazines. See more about her by clicking on her profile in my friends list. We're going to be at the Edinburgh Festival next year, as well as other venues...

When I'm not stumbling from party to party with Polly, trying to get her to tell me the GRITTY TRUTH about her life & not the soft soap version (I'm a serious writer you know), I'm working on my novel. But then, aren't we all?

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My Interests

Everything. I'm sad like that, I could get interested reading the phone book. All those different names...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone for a good chat. I like to talk about anything from philosophy, the state of the nation to Neighbours. Especially Neighbours.

Music:

Bowie, Iggy Pop, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, The Darkness, Def Leppard, Fischerspooner, Peaches, Bauhaus, Rufus Wainwright, REM, The Smiths, The Hives, Guns N Roses, David Devant, Carter USM, Pet Shop Boys, Erasure, Manic Street Preachers, Dogs D'Amour, Shakira, Sex Pistols, Buzzcocks, Pulp, Bonzo Dog, Blondie, Suede.

Movies:

Dog Day Afternoon, The Birdcage, Unbreakable, Signs, The Village, Dr Strangelove, Lost in Translation, Zoolander, Meet the Parents, The Royal Tenenbaums, Space Odyssey, The Godfather, The Ice Storm, Get Carter, Abigail's Party, Star Wars, Heathers, The Lost Boys.

Television:

Spaced, The Goodies, Python, The Sweeney, terrible reality TV shows like X-Factor, series about art and history, and the hallowed institution that is Neighbours.

Books:

I wasn't one of those puking, dribbling babies, thank god, but I did used to dribble when confronted with a book. I don't anymore, I grew out of that when I was eighteen...Still have an occasional dribble for old time's sake on Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City, anything by J G Ballard, Simon Raven's Alms for Oblivion series, Isherwood, Auden, E M Forster, Joseph Conrad, Ernest Hemingway, Douglas Adams, Stephen Fry, Dickens, photography books from the likes of Mick Rock and Nan Goldin, Bukowski, Ginsberg, Kerouac, Tom Wolf. Also read a lot of mags like ID.

My Blog

Clear as Mud

There are advantages to living in a flat. One is being able to bag up all our rubbish and leave it outside the door for collection by a man who works for the residents' association. No 'pawing through...
Posted by HopAlong on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:11:00 PST

Which character from Lost am I?

Take the quiz: Which LOST character are you?LockeYou are Locke You are the Ambassador of the island. You can be a wierdo at times, but you know more than anyone else.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the W...
Posted by HopAlong on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:39:00 PST

What Margarita am I? I always wanted to know.

Jackie - please note the part where it says "You are very tolerant of obnoxious drunks". This is why I am able to go out with you and James You Are A Margarita Martini You are a full on partier,...
Posted by HopAlong on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:51:00 PST

The Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

You may remember the Monty Python sketch of the same name. Well, today I bought a Lonely Planet phrase book for my hols, and buried among the whole 'Can you help me change this tyre? I have strained m...
Posted by HopAlong on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:23:00 PST

Back to the Future

Well, I wondered what would happen if I posted a blog on myspace from a future date. I pressed the button and...amidst the smouldering wreckage of my computer, I arrived in 2010. I don't fee...
Posted by HopAlong on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 01:28:00 PST

Phone

At home today, ill...dragged myself out of bed to answer the phone, only to get involved in a long and pointless conversation with someone who I found out was trying to sell me health insurance. He wa...
Posted by HopAlong on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:11:00 PST

technobabble

I got a real glimpse of the future today while walking round the park...this man came towards me, talking loudly to himself. I went into 'avoid nutter on bus mode', trying to look purposeful and NOT M...
Posted by HopAlong on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 04:06:00 PST