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About Me

My previous attempt at "About me" sounded well snotty and, well, I am not like that. really.
There's so much more to me than my hair and clothes! Yes.
I am an oxymoron, and a bit of a moron at times as well.

"Too kool for skool" William 2005. Really?!
I try to be myself at all times, even if I do have two personas: the sober and highly efficient scholar of antiquities vs. unashamedly glitzy party monster.
Ah well. They seem to get on fine, so all is good.
Oh and a major UK publisher has expressed interest in publishing my thesis o_o

My Interests

Robots... the man-machine... art deco... art nouveau... the 80's, the 1980's, the 80s... italodisco , neon lights... mullets... nathan barley... miami vice... white jeans.... shoulder pads... cocktails... discos... New Wave.... New Romantics... vegetarianism... healthy eating... fitness... fags... fashion....

I'd like to meet:

Italo disco divas, New Romantics, technological archaeologists, landscape poets and intelligent fashionistas with a lot of time on their hands, like moi. And Vince Noir, yes please. Possibly accompanied by Nathan Barley.
And Giorgio Moroder, of course. :)
I don't like people who are fickle, paranoid and clingy. I need my breathing space, me ;)

Also, I am taken, so don't bother perving on me. Thankyouplease :)

don't be a knock-off Nigel.. don't buy knock-off DVDs!!!!

Music:

KRAFTWERK , Italo disco, synthpop, electroclash, mashups: to name a few, Duran Duran, Telex, Visage, girls aloud , Tiga, Ken Laszlo, Nite Lite, Den Harrow, Roxette, Blondie, The Pet Shop Boys, A Flock of Seagulls, Blackstrobe, Laserdance, Miss Kittin, Baltimora, The Human League, Japan, Kajagoogoo, Joy Division, Gazebo, Blondie, sugababes and Fad Gadget via Numan, Taffy, siouxsie and Spagna. Oh, and I *heart* diana est

Movies:

Rebecca, Suspiria, Whatever happened to baby jane, ringu, Liquid Sky, party monster

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Nathan Barley, Peep Show, Street crime uk, booze britain, Murder She Wrote

Books:

Richard Matheson, Gustave Flaubert, agatha christie, Edith Wharton, Algernon Blackwood, Umberto Eco, Robert Bloch

Heroes:

vince noir, Any Italo Disco band and artist who ever lived :] And Girls Aloud, especially the tweedy innit. Oops, I meant Mrs Ashley Cole ;)

My Blog

Cheeky Girls... my eyes!

Who allowed them to release a Crimbo single? My eyes are still bleeding (and ears). *sigh*
Posted by Spam Robot on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

Boycot Orange Broadband

ORANGE Broadband are money-grabbing liars, beware! DO NOT Use them!My broadband has been so poor ever since Wanadoo was bought by Orange- it keeps disconnecting and is slow as fuck.I tried getting awa...
Posted by Spam Robot on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:38:00 PST

Yes!

I am homophobic.
Posted by Spam Robot on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:01:00 PST

Fashionistas, easy targets

It seems a few people who fancy themselves "trendsetters" and "cool" have been slagging off the so called sub-culture known as "Shoreditch Twats". *rolls eyes* Yeah, a few years too late, too. Thus th...
Posted by Spam Robot on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:36:00 PST

Haha! What's yours?

Androgyny --[adjective]:Visually addictivehttp://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=83 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at http://www.quizgalaxy.com" style="color: #FF0000;">QuizGalax...
Posted by Spam Robot on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 06:30:00 PST

Lady Oscar/ Versailles No Bara

AKA La Rose de Versailles. My favourite anime / cartoon as I was growing up. AS IF I wasn't confused enough about whether I fancied girls or not, here was a cartoon set in pre-revolution Franc...
Posted by Spam Robot on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 05:03:00 PST

Lovezit more

Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Androgyny. If you cut Androgyny in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will kn...
Posted by Spam Robot on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 06:37:00 PST

Xmas ting

All my Xmas shopping is done yet I don't feel festive at all. Not being a Christian probably affects my state of mind, and those who know me well are well aware that I am not much of a consumeris...
Posted by Spam Robot on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 06:27:00 PST

shit!!!!

I'm ill. I need loving and TLC, so give me aplenty. Cheers
Posted by Spam Robot on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 04:02:00 PST

You dress me up/ I'm your puppet

I love you, you pay my rent.... Seen as Mr Tennant would have been a bit on the high-maintenance side and probably living in Knightsbridge at the time, that's a lot of love to give in r...
Posted by Spam Robot on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 06:56:00 PST