TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lord Archibald Kray III
Birthday: Unhappy
Birthplace: Parts unknown
Current Location: The internet
Eye Color: Greyer than April skies
Hair Color: Whatever you want, whatever you need
Height: I'm yet to reach it
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Dear old Blighty
The Shoes You Wore Today: Two pairs, as it goes
Your Weakness: Is my strength
Your Fears: Tripping over my shoelaces
Your Perfect Pizza: Does such a thing exist?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Underworld domination
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't 'do' instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: What the hell happened last night?
Your Best Physical Feature: See 'Your Perfect Pizza'....
Your Bedtime: Without any supper
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't normally remember anything before nine that morning
Pepsi or Coke: Shirlie
MacDonalds or Burger King: Kentucky Fried Pigeon
Single or Group Dates: That's a bit forward, isn't it?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Grey
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ice Ice Baby
Cappuccino or Coffee: Two sugars
Do you Smoke: Fags, or do We Smoke Fags?
Do you Swear: that you didn't do it?
Do you Sing: a song of sixpence?
Do you Shower Daily: , weekly, monthly or not at all? I'll go for d please, Chris. Not at all? You dirty bugger! No, Chris, I have a bath daily because I don't like the sensation of water pissing all over me
Have you Been in Love: What's love got to do, got to do with it?
Do you want to go to College: Not really mother, I've already been
Do you want to get Married: Hang on, we've only known each other a few sentences!
&..39;Do you belive in yourself:' Well, I'm yet to be offered any concrete proof of my existence...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Motion, emotion, sun tan lotion, it's all a sickness...
Are you a Health Freak: My reflection tells me otherwise
Do you get along with your Parents: Just singing our song, people tell us we're wrong....
Do you like Thunderstorms: I prefer Thunderbirds
Do you play an Instrument: Several. Can I go now?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Quite possibly, but that's none of your business
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: We don't have 'Malls' in this country
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: God, I hope not. What are they?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I'm a vegetarian and vegetarians do not eat sushi (unless they wear stupid wigs and went to the pub, but that's another one for another time)
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Why on earth would I???
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Other than your heart? More than likely
Ever been Drunk: Me? Never
Ever been called a Tease: No I haven't, and I hate the way people always answer this question with 'yes' as if it's a normal thing for someone to brand someone else a 'tease' and not have their face laughed in for the rest of eternity
Ever been Beaten up: You shoulda seen the other guy....
Ever Shoplifted: I don't really have the upper body strength
How do you want to Die: By your side, such a heavenly way to die...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: That's not very likely now, is it?
What country would you most like to Visit: Down under
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatever
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever
Short or Long Hair: I said, whatever
Height: Didn't you hear me the first time?
Weight: Or even the tenth?
Best Clothing Style: Sod off or I'll do you for sexual harrassment
Number of Drugs I have taken: More than enough thank you, now please bugger off
Number of CDs I own: A fair few, now leave me alone or I'll get Trading Standards on you
Number of Piercings: I'll pierce you in a minute
Number of Tattoos: Put them away!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One certainly springs to mind, anyway...
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