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Clown Dog Bikes

Fixin your bike cuz you can't

About Me

We're mild mannered bicycle mechanics wrenchin away on all the poor emotionally disturbed bicycles in the ATX. We been here for 8 years and don't plan on goin anywhere but up. John has been in Austin since he was a baby and Bryce got here shortly after losing his virginity in his twenties.

My Interests

Bicycles Beer Mayhem

I'd like to meet:

that guy that invented the aluminum can cause he's the man.

Music:

whatever is on the radio because we're robots

Movies:

Debbie does Dallas, Debbie does Plano, Debbies does Nashville, Debbie does San Marcos, Debbie does Tiajauna, Pink Panther, Corndog Man,

Television:

Fuck Television

Heroes:

That guy that cut that thing off that guy that had that thing on him whom is now lighter