number: AK-47
team: DEADLY VIPER ASSASSINATION SQUAD (D-VAS)
position: MANAGER
THE LEGEND OF SNEAKY TEAZE:
A young college-bar waitress breaks up a fight. She K.O.s two football stars. The waitress is made a bouncer. The bouncer becomes known for her ferocity, her sultry looks, her lack of patience. She doesn’t throw drunks out the door, she throws them down the stairs. Word travels.
A high-level Intelligence Agent appears at the bar. He recruits the bouncer for a secretive government Black-Ops Force. Her killer moves and instincts are honed and sharpened to a deadly point. The bouncer becomes an Agent.
The Agent is put on the trail of a master assassin, leading a double life as a popular celebrity. Ideally suited for the task, she infiltrates the Hollywood Glamour-atti.
The assassin’s death-toll leads her to Toronto. The Agent assumes a new name and life to avert suspicion. Office worker by day, Derby Girl by night, she bides her time.
Then, the inevitable. The Agent, splayed out on a tattooist’s bench, vulnerable, unclothed, weapons out of reach, the Master Assassin strikes!
The resulting melee with Chuck Norris is a legend in itself. The Agent weathers a barrage of round-house kicks, foot sweeps, and beard blasts. At the last second, before certain death by drop-kick, the Agent pulls out a mirror. Chuck Norris, transfixed by his own magnificence, misses his target and falls. The Agent snares Norris in her signature move: The AK-47 steely thigh clamp.
Chuck yields. The Agent becomes a Master.Under new orders to assemble an elite team of female agents, Master Assassin Sneaky Teaze has trained the D-VAS (Deadly Viper Assassination Squad) to seek, seduce and destroy.