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sneaky teaze #AK-47

A man without tattoos is invisible to the Gods. ~ Iban Proverb

About Me

name: SNEAKY TEAZE
number: AK-47
team: DEADLY VIPER ASSASSINATION SQUAD (D-VAS)
position: MANAGER
THE LEGEND OF SNEAKY TEAZE:

A young college-bar waitress breaks up a fight. She K.O.s two football stars. The waitress is made a bouncer. The bouncer becomes known for her ferocity, her sultry looks, her lack of patience. She doesn’t throw drunks out the door, she throws them down the stairs. Word travels.

A high-level Intelligence Agent appears at the bar. He recruits the bouncer for a secretive government Black-Ops Force. Her killer moves and instincts are honed and sharpened to a deadly point. The bouncer becomes an Agent.

The Agent is put on the trail of a master assassin, leading a double life as a popular celebrity. Ideally suited for the task, she infiltrates the Hollywood Glamour-atti.

The assassin’s death-toll leads her to Toronto. The Agent assumes a new name and life to avert suspicion. Office worker by day, Derby Girl by night, she bides her time.

Then, the inevitable. The Agent, splayed out on a tattooist’s bench, vulnerable, unclothed, weapons out of reach, the Master Assassin strikes!

The resulting melee with Chuck Norris is a legend in itself. The Agent weathers a barrage of round-house kicks, foot sweeps, and beard blasts. At the last second, before certain death by drop-kick, the Agent pulls out a mirror. Chuck Norris, transfixed by his own magnificence, misses his target and falls. The Agent snares Norris in her signature move: The AK-47 steely thigh clamp.

Chuck yields. The Agent becomes a Master.

Under new orders to assemble an elite team of female agents, Master Assassin Sneaky Teaze has trained the D-VAS (Deadly Viper Assassination Squad) to seek, seduce and destroy.


My Interests

roller derby, roller derby, anything to do with roller derby ;) and tattoos

I'd like to meet:

Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor

Music:

pretty much anything goes for me (except anything manufactured and over produced). you're more likely to catch me on queen listening to a local indie band than purchasing any cd from the top ten rack at HMV.

Movies:

i like almost any movie... some that i can think of right now that i like are -cadence, the car, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, the hitcher, shawshank redemption, american psycho (book was better though), the cooler, fight club, seven, american history x, usual suspects, silence of the lambs, ronin, truly madly deeply, four weddings and a funeral, chasing amy, casino, philadelphia, stand by me, blues brothers, dune, planes trains and automobiles, good morning vietnam, the dark crystal

Television:

anything on A&E - the first 48, Investigative Reports, Biography etc. Sopranos (last season was a little weak though) third watch, cops, Law and Order SVU and anything else with a legal/cop theme.hate to admit it but i'm also addicted to a cooking show called "a cook's tour"

Books:

kitchen confidential, the lovely bones, ishmael, my ishmael, to kill a mocking bird, 1984, the play "dark of the moon", "hell's angels" by Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

my brother

My Blog

how to date a rollergirl...

These are rules to live by guys if you want to date us rollergirls. This will avoid any false hope and lots of arguments/team breakups.- MEN CANNOT COMPETE WITH DERBY! You will ALWAYS get sloppy secon...
Posted by sneaky teaze #AK-47 on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:15:00 PST

it is the soldier...

It is the Soldier, not the ministerWho has given us freedom of religion. It is the Soldier, not the reporterWho has given us freedom of the press. It is the Soldier, not the poetWho has given us free...
Posted by sneaky teaze #AK-47 on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST

my many names

1. YOUR SPY NAME (middle name and current street name):Jane Claremont2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandfather/grandmother'sname on your dad's side and your favourite candy):Carolyn Reese 3. YOUR RAP NAME ...
Posted by sneaky teaze #AK-47 on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:57:00 PST

another million questions...

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?~case-k or mike2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?~yup.  3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?~b...
Posted by sneaky teaze #AK-47 on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:54:00 PST

because i was told to...

i was told to update my blog so here's what's new... The B$B's are busy practicing for the day we get to kick ass and perform a hostile takeover of the other ToRD teams.  We're mean business...
Posted by sneaky teaze #AK-47 on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:01:00 PST

roller girl ;-)

this weekend is the first official skate of the Toronto Roller Derby League.  i can't wait!  all i've been thinking about this week is derby (don't tell my boss!) - sneaky tease...
Posted by sneaky teaze #AK-47 on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:07:00 PST

i guess i should write something new...

so it's been a really REALLY long time since i've written anything new here. i guess i should write something. i've been seeing a really great guy for just over a month now. a little surprising...
Posted by sneaky teaze #AK-47 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

*sigh*

i've been talking to this guy that i met for over a month now.  he's a doorman at a bar where i used to work.  since meeting and exchanging numbers, the two of us can't seem to get our butts...
Posted by sneaky teaze #AK-47 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

isn't love grand...

now my ex is too chicken shit to talk to me on the phone, he has to get some other guy to do his dirty work. shouldn't we all be so lucky to have a representative when we end a relationship. well, h...
Posted by sneaky teaze #AK-47 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

single again...

so i hate my birthday. i've always hated it. it always was during the first week of school or even worse *choke* the very first day. there's nothing like your mom waking you up when you're five say...
Posted by sneaky teaze #AK-47 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST