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ibreakALLmytoys

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together -- mass hysteria.

About Me

those that talk too much say nothing at all. boobies.

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My Interests

i am a Unicorn expert, and a hotdog philanthropist. I am a libertarian, but dont tell me what to believe. thank god im agnostic. facial hair (only on me, no jewish girls). i cant grow hair on my head, so follicle enhancement could be an interest :-þ. I guess i am also part socialist, its mind boggling to me that there are children that go without food on a daily basis, and yet people drive ferrarris, and purchase US magazine to see what paris hilton is sucking on today. YUCK.

I'd like to meet:


I want to meet myself today, so i prevent the stupid things that i do tomorrow........someone that will feed me like a baby bird. That isnt afraid of their own blood, sweat or tears.............

Music:

EVERYTHING. if you think you know something that i would enjoy, send me a hint, that would be keen..........mostly hardrock, RATM, Tool, NIN, GnR, anything that kicks you in the balls and says "listen fucker, we are not here to entertain you, we are here to educate".....

Movies:

my attention span isnt long enough, but i liked "supertroopers" and well i have allot of movies but i cant sit through any of them.

Television:

SIMPSONS!!!!!! and raiders football........hawkeye football too.......................ya gotta have BOY MEETS WORLD, its essential

Books:

uhhhhhhhhhhh, i used to run a fucking BOOKSTORE!~

Heroes:

bill hicks

My Blog

vagina

so i finished jerking off today and wondered, why do i only feel "normal" for about 10 minutes out of everyday, and thats only because i just shot Mr. Goof Juice all over my stomach?   ...
Posted by ibreakALLmytoys on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:10:00 PST

deathcab

The glove compartment isn't accurately namedAnd everybody knows it.So i'm proposing a swift orderly change.Cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warmAnd all i find are souvenirs fro...
Posted by ibreakALLmytoys on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 01:51:00 PST

jjjn

i wish you would come over more often, i wish i could see you more on the couch.  i know thats theres allot of things that have to be waited on and figured out......i know these complications, bu...
Posted by ibreakALLmytoys on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 03:33:00 PST

"love is just a glove, for some never fitted, for me its just a pain in my ass, but im addicted to the taste of hoping it will last" lonely night, isnt it funny how possibilities are endless, if ...
Posted by ibreakALLmytoys on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hih

i just discovered that if i sit indian style, and get a boner, i can rub my shins with my penis, quick someone call guinness!!!
Posted by ibreakALLmytoys on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

brand new, the greatist

"Jude Law And A Semester Abroad" Whatever poisons in this bottle will leave me broken, sore and stiff But it's the genie at the bottom who I'm sucking at, he owes me one last wish So here's...
Posted by ibreakALLmytoys on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a bad 80's song

Ain't got no regrets And I ain't losin' track Of which way I'm going Ain't gonna double back Don't want no misplay Put on no display An angel? no! But I know my way I used follow Yeah, th...
Posted by ibreakALLmytoys on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

days and days

days and days, and this bottles empty. ill apologize in advance for the way i breath on your skin. desolent, thats my life now....................i have one person. have you ever just had one perso...
Posted by ibreakALLmytoys on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

guh

okay, so i got outta the USMC, i decided i would take like 6 months off, you know collect my thouhts, get my shit together, finally finish ONE of the books, start doing the piano thing again, the whol...
Posted by ibreakALLmytoys on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

king of wishful thinking

okay, so i got TO drunk last night and as i was huddled in my bed waiting to pass out, i start thinking of this girl. ive known her a long time, and she is probably the most beautiful woman i have ev...
Posted by ibreakALLmytoys on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST