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Carlee-esque

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About Me

So I no longer live in Vegas! I now live in GUAM but I was born and raised in beautiful COLORADO! I just finished my math degree from UNLV, which is fucking fantastic. I am so happy to be done with school for right now. I am going to start taking classes here in the next month. I am going to work on getting a Masters Degree in International Business Managment, it is only 30 credits so it shouldn't be all that hard to get. This degree will also be very helpful for me with my company. I am pretty excited about it. Right now I am trying to just enjoy all the wonderful things that I have been given at the moment. I am so thankful for everything that I have been given, but especially for the family and friends that support me. I have the most amazing family and friends and I wouldn't trade any of them for the world. Here is my Guam Web Page: http://cac100684.googlepages.com/home

My Interests

Sleep, sleep, sleep, I love to sleep! I use to play soccer but now I just work too much and study too hard to have the time to play. I love to swim, and play on the beach since it is probably my favorite place to be. I grew up in the mountains and miss them dearly. I am pretty simple and I like to do all kinds of different things. Plus, I will try almost anything at least once, maybe twice!

I'd like to meet:

IDK! I guess I would have to say I would like to meet anyone with a good head on their shoulders and a great heart in their chest.

Music:

Music makes my world go round! I think I might die if there was no more music cause then I would have to sing to myself and that might be a little bit scary! I love all different types of music...

Movies:

LiarLair, Van Wilder, The 5th Element, Billy Madison, Blade, The Notebook, Grandma's Boy, Bruce Almighty, blah, blah, blah....really I just love to watch movies. Very seldom do i come across a movie that I do not like.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, CSI (Las Vegas and New York), The Simpsons, Football/Sports, Will and Grace, Nip/Tuck, anything on the Dicovery Health Channel or just the Discovery Channel, NYPD Blue (even though it is over, and many many more...You may think I am pathetic but I love Martha and any carfty show... The Food Network is awesome too... I also like to watch Nascar with my Dad....I only have a few channels cause I am too cheap to buy cable so my T.V. selection is very limited....but I can almost always find something to watch, I am kind of a T.V. junky cause I love to procrastinate and that is bad but o'well.

Books:

Go Dogs Go, anything by Patricia Cornwell, The Perks of Being a Wallflower(thank you Kevin), Green Eggs and Ham, The Blue Day Book, and... to be honest I am not that big into reading cause I just don't make the time to do it. I have so much other crap going on that I have to put pleasure reading to the side!

Heroes:

My Dad is my hero because without him I wouldn't be the person I am today. He put his life on hold so he could take care of my brother and I and give us what we needed to survive. Although times were tough he always made sure that we were taken care of. I love my FAMILY!

My Blog

A few ADULT Riddles

A few ADULT RiddlesQ. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a  hooker?A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.Q. What's a mixed feeling?A.  When you see your mother-in-la...
Posted by Carlee-esque on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:25:00 PST

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: > >1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." > >2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOC...
Posted by Carlee-esque on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:22:00 PST

Colorado Friends

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.COLORADO FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up. "------------------------------------------------------FRIE. ..
Posted by Carlee-esque on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:39:00 PST

A few rules for drunk dialing....

The Rules:1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is falseadvertisement.2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don'tremember it, it didn't happen.3.If you are going ...
Posted by Carlee-esque on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:28:00 PST

A good laugh!

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting some...
Posted by Carlee-esque on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:26:00 PST

When girls don't put out!!!

This shit is funny! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.Girls -- Have a sense of humor!I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have f...
Posted by Carlee-esque on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:35:00 PST

Reasons why couples don't have sex........

TO MY DEAR WIFE:During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.The following is a list of why I did not succeed m...
Posted by Carlee-esque on Wed, 24 May 2006 06:02:00 PST

Random Shit....

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.The king of h...
Posted by Carlee-esque on Sun, 21 May 2006 06:22:00 PST

Blow Jobs!

Words of advice: Don't always believe what you read...not everyone feels like this...but it is still pretty funny! WHAT GALS HAVE TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT....1. First and foremost, we are not obligated t...
Posted by Carlee-esque on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:33:00 PST

Beer vs. Vagina

Beer vs. Vagina1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.One point to BEER2.Warm beer tastes awful.One point to VAGINA3.A really cold beer is satisfying.One point to BEER4.If after taking a swi...
Posted by Carlee-esque on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:11:00 PST