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Your Hero Zero

Yeah right, born again virgins can't catch the hiv!

About Me

Bad news. !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Music:

You know what I like. You should know what I like and if you don't then I guess we aren't really besties, are we?

Television:

Who watches tv anymore?

Books:

Well, I work for a publishing company but don't spend much of my time reading what we produce. Give me a little something nasty, inappropriate, edgy, strange, gross, fun, cute, anything.

My Blog

Beckyisms

Someone I hardly know called me out on a Beckyism this weekend.  I seriously cannot be the ONLY person on earth who makes up words that make sense in conversation.  Now I can't for the life ...
Posted by Your Hero Zero on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:04:00 PST

The Long Road to Phoenix Pt. 2

Saturday night mom was desperately hungry for Chinese.  Neither of us have any idea where we're going so we just jump in the car in search.  We didn't think it could be that hard, she lives ...
Posted by Your Hero Zero on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:02:00 PST

The Long Road to Phoenix

I decided to do a little roadtrip recap on here rather than re-write the adventure to all who are kindly inquisitive of the trip.  We'll start at the beginning - the long road there is definitely...
Posted by Your Hero Zero on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:11:00 PST

There comes a moment

When all of the sudden you realize you aren't a "girl" anymore but an "older woman".  Story: So I, for some retarded reason, opt to go to the grocery store on my way home from work (for those wh...
Posted by Your Hero Zero on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:40:00 PST

A much needed reminder

While in the boredom of incapacitation on Saturday, i fished through "On Demand" to see if there was anything worth watching.  I caught up on a few episodes of Rob & Big (the only thing worth...
Posted by Your Hero Zero on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:33:00 PST

No wonder I get hostile sometimes.

Like the good daughter I am, I went to Burnsville Center today to pick up something for mom quick that she can't get where she's living (for another month anyway).  On my way out of the mall, a v...
Posted by Your Hero Zero on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:35:00 PST

Karma kicked me in the face.

We have a guy that works in our warehouse who's mom is trying to get her catering business started.  She's from Mexico, we've had her food at work before, it rocks.  So we hired her to do ou...
Posted by Your Hero Zero on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 07:23:00 PST

Hot Cross Buns

Whoever gave the little neighbor boy in my apartment complex a recorder needs to take it away or teach him a little better.  If I have to hear the first 9 notes of the song hot cross buns again I...
Posted by Your Hero Zero on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:06:00 PST

Assy McJerkwad is more like it

To all who were raped by texts from me this weekend, I apologize.  And even moreso to those who received the overly offensive words. 
Posted by Your Hero Zero on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 04:41:00 PST

The Silver Bullet has no beer on tap

What a freaking nutso weekend.  It was absolutely absurd!  The crew came down from St. Cloud and we end up in some tiny town Friday night I've never heard of.  Carver has two bars ...
Posted by Your Hero Zero on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:10:00 PST