Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / I solemnly swear that i am up to no good...
i was innocently attending a very quaint club one evening in the deepest far flung corners of Earth(a village called Manchester). I attended that night with some very respectable friends of mine, whom id brought along with me from my home town of Venus (a very pretty place and will appear in this summers Thomas Cook brochure),anyway whilst sat quietly sipping our coke through bendy straws i was attacked!!!! man handled and forced upon by a dj and her wife (well mainly at the time by the wife, but thats a minor detail). Now look at me out here vunerable and afraid on My Space, involved in a whole new world of ..............