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When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change

About Me

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If you are requesting me because my myspace address is "law of attraction," I will only accept friend requests from people who are not selling something "Secret" related. Yo, I knew about that shit way before you. The only reason why I'm not a millionaire yet is because I have unconscious, self-sabatoging beliefs that I'm working on right now.

Help a brother out...

This is my band...........

This double slit experiment can help you understand quantum physics in relation to consciousness. This can help a skeptic "consider" the possibliity that consciousness is crucial in the creation of experiences from the external world.

My Interests

Ice-cream, sashimi, soft serve ice-cream with chocolate sprinkles, philosophy, quantum physics, casio keyboards, metaphysics, buddhism and shit, existentialism, indian food, ontology, horror . cult from the 60s, 70s, and 80s, itatlian and japanese horror, contemplating awareness; what awareness is and how the fuck the universe became aware of itself. Seriously, think about it -- what the fuck is reality? WHAT IS IT?? That's some fucked up motha fuckin shit man.... Some fucked up shit. I'm tellin you bro, is reality just awareness? Is it ambient matter or our just our thoughts? Oh yeah, I forgot to ask, who is doing the thinking anyway? You? Who is you? Why do you only experience you and how can there be another experience? Who is doing the experiencing? Some fucked up shit mother sucker.


I like plants. Sometimes, I forget to water them for days on end. They start to weep.

I recently got into a fight with one of my plants. It's been a few months now and I like started to say a few things here and there and shit.. Small-talk really. Nothing special. I believe things'll cool down soon.

Actually, the plant is kind of an asshole. The plant fucked my ex.

I'd like to meet:

I met her and she's a daisy

Also on my list of people to meet:
I want to meet C & C Music Factory
I want to meet Foghorn Leghorn
I want to meet the person who discovered cholesterol
I want to meet 4 tap dancers who are sipping mustard from a yarn ball

Music:

Currently Listening to:


The Ryan Henry Experience
U2
Feist
REM
Sunny Day Real Estate
And you will know us by the Trail of Dead
Johnny Cash
Autolux,
My Bloddy Valentine,
Massive Attack,
Waylon Jennings
Sigur R?s
Morrissey
Thom Yorke
Radiohead
Death Cab
Tori Amos
The Sugarcubes
Leonard Cohen
Billie Holiday,
M83
The Decemberists,
The Shins,
Broken Social Scene,
Mew
Dave Brubeck
Herbie Hancock
James Horner
Duke Ellington
Danzig
The Misfits
Mozart
Chopin
Beethoven
John Barry
Abandoned Pools
Moody Blues
Hum
Bjork
Crimson Voodo,
Jeff Jacobson
The Cardigans
Tony Bennett
Iron Steeale
The Ms. Flan Agains


Movies:

David Lynch
Albert Brooks ***
Kubrick
Dario Argento
Laurel and Hardy
Chaplin
Woody Allen
Roman Polanski
Fellini
Anything w/ Bill Murray
A little Ed Wood
Jean-Luc Godard
Some specifics:
The Exorcist
Groundhog Day
My Life to Live
Amadeus
Henry
Rosemary's Baby
Life is Beautiful
Susperia
What About Bob
Walk the Line
One Hour Photo
Last House on the Left
Repulsion
Play it Again Sam
8 1/2
The Last Angry Man
Unforgiven
Lost Highway
Bout de Souffle (Breathless)
Eyes Wide Shut
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Play Misty for Me
Real Life
Defending Your Life
Lost in America
La Strata
Happiness
Modern Romance
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Take the Money and Run
Raising Arizona
Back to the Future (trilogy)
2001: A Space Odyssey
12 Angry Men
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A Chump in Oxford
Maniac

Television:

TV is so last millenium

Books:


George and Martha Rise and Shine, The Butcher Loves England, I Like You, Capitalism (By Ayn Rand), The Virtue of Selfishness, The Death of Ivan Ilyich, Ishmael, Howl, Tao Te Ching, Ask and it is Given, Nature, The Dead Zone, The Tommyknockers, The Globalization of Poverty, Squating Mars, Superfoods (blueberries are one of them so start eating them mother fuckers), Chariots of the Gods, The Monuments of Mars, On the Road, Manufacturing Consent, The Spontaneous Fulfillment of Desire, The Power of Now, When Things Fall Apart, A Walk in the Woods, The Little Prince, Man's Search for Meaning, The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, My years with Ayn Rand, Honoring the Self, The Psychologoy of Self-esteem, Civilization and it's Discontents, Howl, The Secret Life of Water, Blink, Freakanomics, Civil Disobedience, Elegant Universe

Henry Bukowski
Esther Hicks
Nathaniel Branden
Junot Diaz
Dorothy Parker and friends
Pema Chodron
Eckart Tolle

Heroes:

My mom is the hero in my life.

and of course....

My Blog

Look who I banged!!!!!

Just kidding... trapped.. now learn:This is what I'm currently thinking and writing about....The end of science. The beginning of what's possible. I just learned one of the current theoris of "every...
Posted by Golf Courses for the Homeless on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:48:00 PST

Yams or plastic?

Don't put plastic stuff on top of your cheap toaster oven while cooking a yam. Otherwise, 45 minutes later you get a melted clock, melted salad spinner and you can lift the toaster by a plastic flax...
Posted by Golf Courses for the Homeless on Tue, 23 May 2006 01:01:00 PST

A very serious matter

I stuck a tiny salad carrot up my nose the other day. I can't express to you how much it tickles. You just have to try it at home yourself. You will feel it for about 10 minutes after you pull it out.
Posted by Golf Courses for the Homeless on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 01:10:00 PST