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Ryan with the beagle at his side

I am here for Friends

About Me

"I saw the ad for electric scissors during an episode of The Simple Life, which is a show that glorifies these two rich, giggling cunts who have no respect for anybody -- just vile people, awful human beings who get away with everything because they're rich...and the blonde one'll blow you, apparently. But here's the thing: I saw that ad for electric scissors during one of the highest-rated shows in America, about these two rich fuckin' mean pieces of shit, and I vowed that I'm gonna retain that image every time I hear President Bush say 'The terrorists hate our freedom.' You know what? I hate our freedom. Me. Little old me, I'm an American (and) I fuckin' hate it. We are assholes, man." -David Cross

My Interests

Songwriting, Poetry, Guitars, Tattoos, Bars, Beagles, Haunted Houses, Animal rights, Horror Movies, The FBBC and affiliates, cooking, snowboarding, surfing, Iceland, drinking yoo-hoo, making sno cones, being afraid of Spiders, Christmas, Reading about the Crips street gang, the indian guy at the sweet shop, loving 3 pronged forks, hating 4 pronged forks, thinking too much, being nostalgic, short cute girls who listen to The Smiths, watching old Woody Allen movies, Throwing sodas at pedestrians, laughing to the point of exhaustion in ice cream parlors, resenting alarm clocks, debating whether or not a rollercoater getting stuck on its tracks is "newsworthy", dancing ABSURDLY at weddings, patting people on the head, acting in a "Kevin-Arnold-Esque" fashion, forgetting to return videos, making bold outrageously untrue claims when i'm drunk, hoping I didn't say what I think I said the morning after I said it, making fun of guidos and meatheads, pointing out how outrageously fucking stupid republicans are.

I'd like to meet:

A salmon who realises that laying their eggs downstream is just much much easier.

Music:

Air Lyrics .. Air Music Video Codes Music Video Codes by .. The Cure, The Smiths, Morrissey, Depeche Mode, Tears for Fears, Interpol, Sigur Ros, Bjork, The Sugarcubes, M83, ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, Sisters of Mercy, Pet Shop Boys, Crimson Voodoo, The Wedding Present, Joy Division, New Order, The Killers, The Strokes, The Hives, These Arms Are Snakes, Rancid, Propagandhi, Bad Religion, British Sea Power, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin, Guns N Roses, Motley Crue, Cinderella, Velvet Revolver, The Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, No Lindsay, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Oasis, Blur, The Black Crowes, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Sade, U2, Coldplay, Neil Young, Paul Simon, Elvis Costello, The Clash, New York Dolls, Ramones, Beach Boys, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Zwan, Bush, Institute, Catherine Wheel, NIN, A Perfect Circle, Marilyn Manson, The Superjesus, Jawbox, Smoking Popes, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Fire Theft, The Posies, Shudder to Think, Midnight Oil, Psychedelic Furs, George Michael, Echo and the Bunnymen, etc etc..

Movies:

Singles, Garden State, The Karate Kid, Elf, Anchorman, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Uncle Buck, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Love and Death, Take the Money and Run, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Exorcist, Cape Fear, Falling Down, Last House on the Left, Maniac, Black Christmas

Television:

My So-Called Life, The Office, Rescue Me, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, SNL, The Tom Green Show, Da Ali G show, Alf, Diff'rent Strokes, 7th Heaven (shut up), Ultimate Fighter, G.L.O.W., Unwrapped, Double Dare, Boiling Points, A Haunting

Books:

Please Kill Me- by Legs McNeil, The Haunted-by Robert Curran, The Demonologist-by Gerald Brittle, The Heroin Diaries- by Nikki Sixx, Monster-By Kody Scott, Slash- by Slash

Heroes:

Mrs. Shea

My Blog

A lot to learn..

The guitar player in my brother's band bailed out on them at the last minute so he called me up and asked if i could fill in.  I have to learn 32 songs by saturday.  This is quite overwhelmi...
Posted by Ryan with the beagle at his side on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 10:53:00 PST

Depeche Mode show

Going to see Depeche Mode tonight and i'm fucking excited about it...Free tickets..VIP section...backstage passes..yeah life ain't so bad...
Posted by Ryan with the beagle at his side on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 02:34:00 PST

The usual afterthought...

Let me just post a blanket apology to anyone I may have pissed off last night with my antics.  I was utterly hammered and pretty much completely out of control.  But i'm sure most of yo...
Posted by Ryan with the beagle at his side on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 03:04:00 PST

Annoying habits of hip hop assholes

Can someone explain to me why its considered "cool" to walk down the street rapping loudly like a jackass?  This seems to be a popular pastime for members of the hip hop community and frankly its...
Posted by Ryan with the beagle at his side on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 06:03:00 PST