Accessible Absurdity
First, you have really bad aim.....Then,You will have nipples that protrude unnaturally far from your chest, and which harden at the slightest provocation, preventing you from wearing anything but the heaviest cotton shirts. You have inherited these nipples, and you will have inherited a scrawny, rib-showing frame that had not filled out until your early twenties, puberty hit you impossibly late and you had beautiful hair that you liked so much, this hair will thicken, harden, darken and curl so tightly and wildly that when you woke up you apeared to have permed your hair three times and then ridden six hours in a convertible. You will slowly grow ugly, with skin riddled with acne so persistent that on top of the general zittiness that will roughen your cheeks and chin, you will get red skin-gobules your dermatologist will call them 'cysts'-that will every otherweek set up shop in the crevice above your nostril, and will be so large and red strangers at twenty metres will gasp, children will cry.Dave Eggers-A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Three Mile Pilot, Sam Prekop, David Pajo, The Feud, Mecca Normal, The Constantines, Rob Crowe, Patrick Watson, Frida Hyvonen, Pinback, Film School, Heston Rifle, 120 days, LeftNutt, aMute, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead, W.P. Long, Stereo Total, The Pleased, Apollo Nove, Coco Rosie, Decemberists, Songs Ohia, Astronautilus
House of Leaves -- Mark Z. Danielewski, Blindness -- by Jose Saramago, Dead Babies -- Martin Amos
Brutal Honesty