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Joel

Life is a cabaret, old chum.

About Me

Mellow, with a chance of overwhelming enthusiasm. I'm getting a little less absurd as I mature, but I'll be noticeably absurd for the forseeable future. I'm artistic and technical at times. My writing tilts left and right several times each sentence; handwriting analysis is a crackpot pseudoscience endorsed by National Socialists, but it's right about the fact that my emotional and intellectual sides constantly struggle with each other for control. It's a friendly kind of struggle, though, like an old couple that keeps flipping between C-span and Cartoon Network because the wife went out and bought her own universal remote just to irk her stubborn husband. I do materials science for a living, so I can tell you what most anything is made of and why. So yeah, I'm geeky, but I'm a friendly and outgoing geek. Disclaimer: if my attention should fix on something other than people, outside intervention might be needed to restore me to outgoing behavior. I go to great lengths not to be boring or obscure when I talk about work, but feel free to change the subject on me. I'll talk about anything but fashion and sports and stay interested. Sometimes sports, but not often. If you're looking for an argument, look no further. Otherwise, I like to make peace, and find common ground.

My Interests

To relax, I like a long walk or a tall beer, and conversation is a good companion to either one. When the mood is right I really enjoy dancing like a lunatic, but I don't get the chance all that often. I like to cook & appreciate food when I have the time: ask about my triple chocolate cheesecake. I like high-quality science fiction and am starting to trace some of it back to nonfiction and literature. On a related note, I spend a lot of time thinking about the following short list: Science, technology, philosophy, politics. Some examples of these: Solid state physics, new electronic devices, scale preferences of world models, ecology and social justice are also "values". The examples aren't exhaustive, though...anything is interesting from the right perspective.

I'd like to meet:

I like just about everyone I meet, unless I sense some kind of negative intent, and it can take a long time for me to notice even that. It's nice when people conform in unimportant ways, but don't listen to the crowd when it comes to the big issues. I like to be around people who do something that they're proud of, especially if they're really good at what they do. I like to learn things from my friends, and to teach them things. Folks who are honest without being brutal. Oh, and unflappable people seem to do better around me: my friends say bizarre things to happen to me much more often than one would expect. Think of that engine from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, only remember that truth is stranger than fiction: if you can handle that, we'll get along just fine.

Music:

Louis Armstrong, Cake, the Aislers Set, Big Head Todd and the Monsters, U2, Bright Eyes, The Doves, Tom Waits, Credence Clearwater Revival, Weezer. Any genre if it's done well.

Movies:

The Blues Brothers, Office Space, Bowling for Columbine, Memento, Coffee and Cigarettes, Snatch, Grave of the Fireflies... I'll watch most anything once. I've never fallen asleep during a movie.

Television:

I like The Daily Show, Charlie Rose, The Simpsons, NOVA, Samurai Jack, Letterman, and yelling unfair and unbalanced criticism at Fox News whenever someone else puts it on.

Books:

Vineland, Memoir in Antproof Case, Uncle Tungsten, The Alphabet vs. The Goddess, The Botany of Desire, Warmth Disperses and Time Passes. SciFi by: Ursula LeGuinn, Robert Heinlein, Douglas Adams, Neal Stephenson, etc. I'd list some philosophy books, too, except that reading them has taught me much, much less than talking about them has.

Heroes:

Enoch Root. Who cares if he's a fictional character, and obscure, and not fully explained...he's my hero. Ignoti et quasi occulti, baby. Also: "The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." - Albert Einstein , "My First Impression of the USA," 1921

My Blog

What kind of a mickey-mouse operation are they running, anyway?

Notice, I didn't use capitals in the title, because I'm using the term like so: Mickey-mouse (adj.): childish; unsophisticated; shoddy; cheap.You might have heard about ABC's "The Path to 9/11". They...
Posted by Joel on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 02:09:00 PST

What planet am I? (meme)

You scored as Earth. You are Earth-quiet, shy, and kind. The peaceful type, you enjoy cuddling up and reading a good book. You'd choose to stay at home in your sweats over a huge bash.Earth82%Jupit...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sorta emo?

I found this quiz as I was browsing, and it told me: I AM 38% EMO!Hmm.. I should stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the r...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

25 signs you might be a Republican

1) You believe that drug addiction is a moral failing and a crime, unless the addict is a millionaire conservative radio jock which then makes it an "illness" and he needs our prayers for his "recover...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Me as a cocktail.

How to make a Joel Ingredients: 3 parts friendliness 1 part courage 1 part joy Method:Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge! Username:...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My livejournal.

oh oops i went home i say sorry i think i was too tired to Haiku by polyparadigm I had an excerpt haiku-ized to make it seem less boring. You can read it here....
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Handcuff scars.

I had a great time at the Sun God festival. Drank too much, danced like a fool, got separated from people and ended up getting hauled away by the cops for a night of detox. The incident won't go int...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ashamed.

So my advisor talked to me today. Sternly. For the third time in two weeks. I haven't gotten enough done in the past six months, it seems. He's frustrated, and wants that problem solved in the nex...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cheesy quiz thing.

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "Then he broke out of the sticks into a perfectly flat expanse of white sand, stiched down with tufts of beach g...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A teaching disability.

We've all shared a classroom at one time or another with a student that could be called "learning disabled." My current professor of reaction kinetics seems to have acquired a teaching disability. S...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST