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the good, the chad and the ugly

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About Me

cautious yet irresponsible closet optimist struggling with cynical tendencies and virulent verbosity amidst negligible means.

My Interests

talking and not talking, gray areas, analyzing media, breaking stereotypes, delusions of grandeur, reality checks, music that moves me to move, connections, lists that don't have more than nine items ..

I'd like to meet:

my doppelganger. in a well-lit area with a thesaurus.and other people wary of doppelgangers, as well.

Movies:

Brick, Miracle Mile, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Human Traffic, The Corporation, ALMOST anything by Hitchcock, film noir and its offspring, horror flicks (good and bad), Donnie Darko, Amelie, The Usual Suspects, X-Men 2, Memento, Following, Darkness, Cemetery Man, Rules of Attraction, Dolores Claiborne, Pump Up the Volume, Royal Tennenbaums, Goonies, Gremlins, Professional, Chinatown ..

Television:

Lost (see above), Robot Chicken, Six Feet Under, The Daily Show, Frontline, Colbert Report, Bullshit!, Simpsons, Futurama, Buffy, Millennium, Tales of the City, Twin Peaks

Books:

Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth (painfully brilliant!) most things by Chuck Palahniuk, Milan Kundera, Emile Zola, David Sedaris and Irvine Welsh; Lipstick Traces, Reefer Madness, A Prayer for Owen Meany, the Kama Sutra, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know whadda mean? ..

Heroes:

People who cut their own hair well, anyone who knows we're all assholes but realizes we don't have to be such assholes about it, Seth Green, Matt Groening, Michel Gondry, Jon Stewart, creators of the Onion, Wes Anderson, "Monty Python", Gary Larson, Chris Ware, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Donnie Darko (but not Drew Barrymore). ..

My Blog

This is the way the world (sp)ends

Meet your new overlords, the Federal Reserve. Not only can they currently print money as needed (where do you think the money for the commercial bank bail out is coming from?), but soon they’ll ...
Posted by the good, the chad and the ugly on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:58:00 PST

Surreality Check

Just when I thought the world couldn’t POSSIBLY get anymore surreal, I read  this.I’m speechless. For now....
Posted by the good, the chad and the ugly on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:18:00 PST

Raise Your Hand If You're Sure

     As the May presidential primary looms on the horizon, the upswing in political discussion amongst my friends has certainly crescendoed. Even people I would normally classify a...
Posted by the good, the chad and the ugly on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:42:00 PST

Resolution Rant

As I sit on my black velvet couch in my room (it's actually not covered in shit for once, so I have to mention it) pondering the year that is mere hours away from extinction, I wonder what 2008 will b...
Posted by the good, the chad and the ugly on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 05:19:00 PST

Woo-hoo! A Day Off!

I have not had a day off since August 19th, and since that day, I have worked 123 hours. I have one catering shift left at 2pm before enjoying  the rest of the weekend sans work. The only reason ...
Posted by the good, the chad and the ugly on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST

Confessions of a Cubicle Dweller (semi-fiction in progress)

                 I arrive ten minutes late to work this morning and find a paper-clipped bundle propped up on my keyboard. Not...
Posted by the good, the chad and the ugly on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:04:00 PST

The Totally True Story of Why I Left the Crazy Horse

Okay, so I have 7 of the 13 or 14 tables in the restaurant. I'm standing at the bar with 2 tables' worth of receipts (5 bills total, both change and credit card slips in hand as well), refilling two d...
Posted by the good, the chad and the ugly on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:40:00 PST

Judy Jetson Just Fucked George Orwell

What can I even BEGIN to say? http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23397459-details/ 'Flying+saucer'+police+spy+camera+takes+to+the+skies/article .do How paranoid about control are authorities? Th...
Posted by the good, the chad and the ugly on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:34:00 PST

Take the Con Out of Convenience

Standing in line at the convenience store earlier tonight (yesterday evening? I have no concept of time anymore.), I heaved a frustrated sigh as I surmised that 4 of the 7 people in front of me were h...
Posted by the good, the chad and the ugly on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:39:00 PST