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Joe Stone @ 1.6K

I am here for Friends

About Me

I...am... a jackass.

...and a hot air balloon hasn't changed that one bit.

My Interests

y'know, the weather and shit.

I'd like to meet:

RollerSkates. Basketball. Firewood. Rooftop. Sunrise. Drinking Glass. Bicycle. Empty Streets.

Music:

  • Flaming Pile of Bones and Skulls

  • rough & tumble

  • Broken Hearts and Noses

  • Fluffy Bunnies

  • Tremendous Fucking

  • Moo, Milk Me!

  • Buster Eagle

  • Jean Paul Sartre Experience

  • Noisy Bird

  • Lauren, Bacall, and Response

  • Unprotected Sextet

  • Boat Breaker

  • The Fucking Pretentious

  • Kill the Scene

  • Your Dumb Ass Band Didn't Make It.

  • Loser Wizards

  • ...you know, stuff like that.

    Movies:

    I LOVE Character Development... in fact I usually get bored when the characters stop unfolding and start focusing on some Plot-Driving task.

    ZOMBIES kick ass, as does anything that brings the human species to near extinction... no matter how stupid it is, I still enjoy the idea.

    OUTERSPACE stuff is the same way, but I'm not so much into the fantasy "green sex goddess/billion different alien races" type of thing... that sorta thing should be saved for Porn.

  • Dazed and Confused

  • Flirting With Disaster

  • Contact

  • Solaris

  • Fight Club

  • Amelie

  • Evil Dead(eeeeeeeeVillle!)

  • Serenity

  • Night of the Living Dead(original and 90's)

  • Dawn of the Dead(remake)

  • Shaun of the Dead

  • Television:

    I like radar weather forecasts; the ones where they show the whole planet.

    Books:

    Damn, man... i can read. . . what's yr problem?

    Heroes:

    Joseph Mother Fuckin' Stone, ladies and gentlemen! . . you know him? i gotta talk to that dood. . .he did die for yr sins, y'know?

    My Blog

    can I get yr digits? (aka i swam around with my phone in my short-pants)

    yeah, I went swimming for eight hours yesterday... and had my phone in my pocket for about 1 hour of that time.got a fancy new phone and I would like your number again, so send me a text with your nam...
    Posted by Joe Stone @ 1.6K on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:58:00 PST

    Long Ass Tour Diary Volume 3 - 6/7-6/9

    6-7-07Parkside LoungeNew York, NY"Toll Roads, Toll Roads, Toll Roads&""I was pretty excited to see New York City, but I'm not sure what my reasoning was on that& I mean, I was pretty sure that the cit...
    Posted by Joe Stone @ 1.6K on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:15:00 PST

    Long Ass Tour Diary Volume 2 - 6/4-6/6

    6-4-07Barking SpiderCleveland, OH"I was a little weary of Cleveland, because it always seemed like such a dump to me& and I thought that was where Murdah By Def had all their shit stolen once, so I wa...
    Posted by Joe Stone @ 1.6K on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:14:00 PST

    Long Ass Tour Diary Volume 1 - 5/31-6/3

    5-31-07Uncle Fester's Bloomington, IN"Played a really sloppy show at Festers, but we had only practiced about 5 times before that anyway, so whatever& hung out with a friend in Third Street park after...
    Posted by Joe Stone @ 1.6K on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:55:00 PST

    If any of you HOMOS touch my stuff. . . I'll Kill YOU!!!

    yep, I'm going "on tour"... yeah, i know... the other day I was on the phone, talkin' to IAN, y'know, from Fugazi? ... yeah, we're gonna get together and play some basketball and probably get some ma...
    Posted by Joe Stone @ 1.6K on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:18:00 PST

    Land Scalping?

    Went to Indy last night to hang-out with The Door-Keys at Radio Radio... rad club, by the way.I rode up with The DKs, got in free and all that jazz... I had gotten up at 6am earlier in the same day a...
    Posted by Joe Stone @ 1.6K on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 07:03:00 PST

    Ant Civil War!!! aaaahhhhhhhh!!

    NPR: All Things Considered(september 15th, 2006)http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=60 84197U.C. Irvine Scientists To Start Ant Civil War(CBS) IRVINE, Calif. Hoping to trigger an ant c...
    Posted by Joe Stone @ 1.6K on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:17:00 PST

    I don't think I'm going to be in tomorrow...

    So if you need anything PLEASE go ask someone else.it's been a long filled with lots of recordings... and even more annoying, a day where i worked late, got a message to come in the next day at 8am, a...
    Posted by Joe Stone @ 1.6K on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:24:00 PST

    survey sez....

    o.K. 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? their Pussies... 36a. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? sometimes just getting the game set-up is enough to take that "oooh, let's play RISK"!" r...
    Posted by Joe Stone @ 1.6K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    episode III: sorry it's been so long; i ate some mushrooms.

    About a hundred years ago, I hopped across the tracks of my beloved Morton Street and strolled down Allen. Allen is a wonderful street by the way; there's an excellent junkyard, a very sketchy-lookin...
    Posted by Joe Stone @ 1.6K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST