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καλλισtι

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About Me



any affirmation is true in some sense, false in some sense, true and false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, true and false and meaningless in some sense . . . and if you repeat this six hundred and sixty-six times, you will achieve supreme enlightenment . . . in some sense.

- Robert Anton Wilson [1932-2007]





le band: state .

My Interests

recording, guitar, composition, books, film.
the occult, freemasonry, sub-cultures, dreams, quantum mechanics.
the great big it.
government and corporate activities (you know, like bake sales.)
video games, computers, breaking things.
chips: micro and potato.

active member of the Committee for Surrealist Investigation of Claims of the Normal.

I'd like to meet:


i want to feed fish sticks to orson welles.

to befriend: last name Elzebub.

Music:

faith no more.
tortoise, wire, josef k, they might be giants, lemonheads, air, aphex twin, boards of canada, stereolab, massive attack, mice parade, echo & the bunnymen, futureheads, shiner, failure, the life & times, peeping tom, r.e.m., the cure, the smiths, morrissey, tom waits, leonard cohen, robyn hitchcock, richard thompson, elvis costello, the who, mission of burma, jesus lizard, melvins, foetus, ministry, throbbing gristle, einstürzende neubauten, coil, nurse with wound, godflesh, tool, mastodon, opeth, sonic youth, the residents, captain beefheart, dprb!, the zombies, david bowie, gong, pink floyd, ramones, adicts, screeching weasel, riverdales, queers, descendents, black flag, bad brains, refused, avail, the billy nayer show, neutral milk hotel, dj shadow, ween, the jesus and mary chain, my bloody valentine, pedro the lion, sleepytime gorilla museum, japonize elephants, velvet underground, birdsongs of the mesozoic, roger miller (no man, maximum electric piano, and i guess the "king of the road" guy, too), buddy holly, hypothetical porn, headphones.

Movies:

The Big Sleep, The Third Man, The Lady from Shanghai, Magnolia, The Shining, White Zombie, Dracula (1939), Citizen Kane, Evil Dead, Rebecca, Rear Window, Princess Bride, High Fidelity, Dead Man, Castle Freak, Psycho, Notorious, Suspicion, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Touch of Evil, Down by Law, Eraserhead, Lost Highway, Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, The American Astronaut, Old Boy.

Television:

Simpsons, Twin Peaks, Ren & Stimpy, Pete & Pete, Ken Burns' Jazz...

Books:

Robert Anton Wilson, Sartre, Camus, Dostoevsky, John Kennedy Toole, Shakespeare, Eliot, Flannery O'Connor, Noam Chomsky, Strunk & White, Stephen Hawking.

Heroes:

"Heroes don't double-amputate police chiefs."

My Blog

a quick thought

just read about the air strike that israel launched upon hamas today in gaza city...if these stupid mother fuckers are going to insist on asploding each other for another couple thousand years, wouldn...
Posted by καλλισtι on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:30:00 PST

oh sony...you came and you took without asking. but i sent you away, oh sony.

Apparently, Sony released over 12 million albums last year that, upon insertion into your CD-ROM drive, silently and automatically installed software that limited the devices on which you could put th...
Posted by καλλισtι on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:42:00 PST

a mongol with a heart of gold...and really, really long arms.

thank you, will claytor:welcome to the twenty-first century, where the World's Tallest Man Saves Plastic Eating Dolphins.  had this not been in china, perhaps they could have just found a guy wit...
Posted by καλλισtι on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:05:00 PST

hello, cleveland?

well, nathan and i made it up here to cleveland last night around midnight, and drove around for an hour looking for a place to stay.  being the spontaneous, voracious young urbanites that we are...
Posted by καλλισtι on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:40:00 PST

poor, dear old sony.

for posterity:as of 1:44am, november 21, an ebay search for "playstation 3" yields 15,078 systems.  the highest minimum bid is $125,000--with a "Buy it Now" price of $10,000,000 dollars.  Te...
Posted by καλλισtι on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:11:00 PST

in the year 2025 ...

wow.explore this site...seriously...it's a very thorough document drawn up by the higher-ups in the air force of projected futures for 2025 made from 95-96.  it's called a "Future Study."notice t...
Posted by καλλισtι on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:34:00 PST

out of order? FUCK! even in the future nothing works . . . .

random thoughts:it is only a matter of time before myspace starts beefing up its security in preparation for fully integrating your bank account and credit card information with the site.  it beg...
Posted by καλλισtι on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:06:00 PST

accountability

an interview with an apparently respected lawyer, and former advisor to Bob Dole (Bob Dole).  this dude claims to have the documentation and the eyewitnesses necessary to bring forth a case again...
Posted by καλλισtι on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 06:11:00 PST