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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Would'nt you like to know.....asking always helps....too much to explain....but i do =dumb fun!
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The quality that most appeals to you: Beauty
In a survival situation, you: Outsmart your attacker
Your hidden talent is: A beautiful mind
Your gift is: Cunning
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Your weakness is: Your overbearing nature
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align="center" I AM 98% PUNK ROCK! I am PUNK AS FUCK! The model punk. I care not for anything. I kick ass, but probably smell really bad. Take the PUNK ROCK test at Fuali.com
Which Rock Chick Are You?......

My Interests

Punk Rock, Vomiting, Drinking, Screaming(Singing?), Peeing on Stuff, SOUTH PARK!!, Sk8boarding,Acting in cheesy self made movies, Massive quantities of illegal narcotics, Group Sex, Drinking People under the table, Drunk Dialing, Being Rad, Comics,Porn, Red Headed Women, Hentai, stuff that total losers do, XBOX, PS2, Any Final Fantasy game, Setting Fires, Puking when neccesary, Puking when un-neccesary(just funny), Beating up old people, Breaking Glass, Anime, Senseless Violence, Drinking, Screaming Obsenities, Photography, Breaking shit with a aluminum bat, Passing out in your own fluids, Passing out in someone else's fluids, Vulgar Comedy, FOX magazine, Blacking out, Gyro's, Nacho Cheese, Taking Asprin, Drinking~(again), Smoking, just about anything rude or obscene....HAM!

I'd like to meet:

TREY PARKER, MATT STONE, LEE VING, JACK BLACK and local punk ladies

Music:

RANCID, Blanks 77, Operation Ivy, U.S. BOMBS, D.O.A., Reel Big Fish, DVDA, Vandals, Tenacious D, The Strap Ons, HorrorPops, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, FUGAZI, Dance Hall Crashers, DICK CHEESE, NOFX, GBH, Discharge, Against All Authority, Ann Berreta, FEAR!, Pennywise, Screeching Weasel, Anti-Flag, SUBLIME, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Leftover Crack, Dead Kennedys, Ramones, Sex Pistols..........I will just stop there....Trust me I could go on....and on....and on......

Movies:

ORGAZMO!, Cannibal:the Musical, BASEKETBALL, South park:bigger longer uncut, EVIL DEAD series, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Little Shop of Horrors, Meet the Feebles, TEAM AMERICA: World Police, Dead alive, CANNIBAL HOOKERS!, BEERFEST, Tenacious D in PICK OF DESTINY And just about any TROMA film.....LETS MAKE SOME FARKING ART!!!!

Television:

SOUTH PARK, ROBOT CHICKEN......Mmkay?

Books:

Reading is only fun.....and appropiate in school and in jail....so reading sucks....Plain enough?

Heroes:

TREY PARKER, MATT STONE, G.G. Allin...surprised?

My Blog

Richland County = a load of shit

I was arrested this past saturday for missing a fine hearing for fines that were already paid off in 2003 mind you.....My whole weekend was fucking ruined thanx to the lovely assclown municipal court....
Posted by >JoShBaSTaRd< on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST