Hot Dogs. Catholic school girls. Norway. Obscene artwork. Chubby dudes. My sweater kittens. the $1 theater. Black Panthers. White Panthers. My supercute bunny/kitty Bean. Zombies, Zombies, Zombies. Vodka Tonics. Virgin Mary statues. Horror movies. Cadbury cream eggs. Afros. Thigh-high stockings. Cartoons. Sleeping. AC/DC. Asians. Toys (girls, gore, and Star Wars) . Shopping for new and exciting undergarments. BBQ. Horticulture/Floriculture. High heels. Fishing. the 70's (or 20's or 30's or 40's or 50's...). Tight black jeans. Smut. the MC5. Tight blue jeans. Swear words. Knee skirts. Cowboy boots. Driving. Manwiches. Camping. Being prudish. Strawberries. Cedar Point. VHS. Domesticity. Easter (my favorite holiday). Halloween (also wonderful, but not enough pink bunnies). Fourth of July (fuck you I'm a patriot...and aoaaoooaaw fireworks). And being a redhead. Which equals awesome.
A chubby chinese cajun with big ass sideburns. Must love steak. the Black Panther who saved me during that KKK demonstration in Cleveland. Rob Tyner's or Andre the Giant's illegitimate sons (or legitimate, hell I don't care I just want some honky afros and muttonchops all in my pants, er, I mean face). Stephen King. Anyone from CCR. Lemmy. Angus. Halford. The Nuge. Jerry Reed. Exene Cervenka (check! Thanks SSS). the Sandman. Julie Strain. Larry Flynt. Seth Rogen & Jack Black (you heard me...make-out city and then we'd go eat chili cheese dogs from Skyline). Mos Def. Brian Setzer. Giovanni Rabisi. Sharday (cutest nudie mag star EVER). Zoe Bell. Coop. Freddy Mercury (whoops, too late). my relatives in Norway. I've pretty much met everyone else. ***AND*** Attention emo/vegan/vegetarian/raw/"organic" kids: If I wanted to know a pussy, I'd have a girlfriend. Thanks but no thanks. and I already met the man of my dreams...he killed me and he didn't even notice. the space between my ribcage went south...no cleveland cold can make up for it.
hey baby do you wanna screw...AC/DC...MC5...CCR...Cheap Tragedies (thanks doll I love it)...Clash...Johnny Cash... Backyard Babies... Motorhead...Dead Boys... theMakers...Dictators...X and the Blatz...Detroit Cobras... the MOTHERFUCKING CANDYSNATCHERS... FlamingSideburns... IkeandTina Turner...Fear... Tough and Lovely...ZZ Top... New York Dolls...Lynyrd Skynyrd...Mojo Nixon... Nashville Pussy...Joan Jett...Reverend Horton Heat...Electric Frankenstein (thanks again, guys)... Flogging Molly... Amps II Eleven and Stepsister(R.I.P.)... the Demons...the Dwarves... Billy Bragg... Leftover Crack...Jerry Lee Lewis...Chuck Berry...7 Shot Screamers (thanks guys)... Judas Priest... Turbonegro... Fat Boys...Paybacks...Rose Tattoo...Chuck Berry... Blondie...Dead Milkmen... Buddy Holly...Mighty Casey....Peaches...the Statler Brothers...Roy Orbison... Snoop Dog...the Dixie Cups... Frank and Nancy Sinatra... Aerosmith... Pretenders...the Yo-Yo's...Guitar Wolf (well, actually I just love Guitar Wolf covers)...Don Williams...Gwen...and I've been listening to a lot of Motley Crue and Led Zepplin (if I imagine Robbie Tyner singing lead, I think I could love any band)........On constant rotation now: AC/DC Jailbreak '74, the Tough and Lovely, Statler Brothers Greatest Hits, Cheap Tragedies, Candy Snatchers, WMAN 1400 AM Mr.Jeff Swank and Coast to Coast with George Norre & Art Bell~and listenin to my mom on PlantTalk saturday mornings
I watch nothing BUT movies now. Conan the Barbarian. The Professional. Jaws. AMAZING STORIES(where the guy draws wheels on his busted plane... the 'goth/punk' kids chop off Christopher Lloyds' head..."the cat came back, the very next day..." and the blue dog cartoon!!!) Almost any horror flicks, too many to list (I am obsessed with zombies, Texas Chainsaw Massacre-old and new, Dead Alive {"I kick ass for the LORD!"}, Head of the Family, Critters, Creepshow, C.H.U.D., Children of the Corn, etc. etc. etc.). DOLOMITE THE HUMAN TORNADO (thank you Petkovic for being awesome). Taxi Driver. Full Metal Jacket. Tenacious D. Seven. All Mad Max movies (yeah my favorite is Beyond the Thunderdome, whaddya gonna do about it). Alien, Aliens. Predator, Predator 2. AVP?. Cannibal:The Musical ("hey guys, Abe Lincoln."). Fried Green Tomatoes. Falling Down. Grindhouse(no, I prefer Deathproof. You moron.). The Goonies. LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (with Rick Moranis). Anything with Giovanni Ribisi or Mos Def. The Dark Crystal. The Adventures of Sebastian Cole. Wild Zero (wtf...aliens don't cause zombies!) Steal This Movie (hey Vincent D'onofrio, stop getting my pants all hot they're starting to rip). Casino, Goodfellas: Robert DeNiro...you get the picture. Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles (damn that sheriff is cute), History of the World: Mel Brooks...you get it. Quentin Tarantino flicks. High Fidelity (a chubby music snob with big sideburns, a cheeseburger shirt, and singing soul?!?!?! I'm soooooo in love). LOTS and LOTS and LOTS of cartoons: Disney, japanimation, porno, and holy crap STREET FIGHT (i.e. Coonskin). Revenge of the Nerds. Guys and Dolls. Shawshank Redemption (filmed in the gorgeous Mansfield Reformatory. Street Trash ("I had bitches hotter than you walkin' round the village BARE PUSSY!"). In the Heat of the Night. Roger Rabbit. all six Star Wars flicks. Anything with Traci Lords or a young Hillary Duff. Donnie Darko SUCKED.
I don't watch TV anymore, except for Girls Next Door and Best Week Ever. I love garbage. But anyway: AIRWOLF (fuck you, Knight Rider). KING OF THE HILL. Tales from the Crypt. Holy crap AMAZING STORIES on the SciFi network. Sopranos. Cops, Cops, and more Cops. VH1 (that's right, the whole thing). Animal Precinct. Cheaters (almost better than Cops! check your local times and listings at Cheaters.com! I'm serious!). Iron Chef. Reno 911. the Simpsons. Tales of the Gun (jesus I love AK-47s and Howitzers). The Young Ones. Freaks and Geeks (oh, god, Seth Rogan??? I want him to be sweaty all over me with beer breath and everything). Law and Order:Criminal Intent (Vincent D'onofrio grrrr). Band of Brothers. Match Game (on the Game Show Network. It's hilarious). Insomniac (you can tell how long it's been since I've watched TV). All in the Family. RED DWARF (!!!). Mail Call with R. Lee Ermey. American Dad. Man Show. Magnum P.I. Arrested Development. MXC. Chapelle Show. BET Uncut. What Not to Wear. What Not to Underwear! Lots of cartoons; LOTS. And, yeah, the GOOD cartoons on Adult Swim (Venture Bros., Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Robot Chicken, Oblongs, Family Guy, Squid Billies (jesus they keep turning out new ones, I can't keep up), Futurama, Harvey Birdman, Tom Goes to the Mayor, haven't seen Saul yet *I MISS HOME MOVIES!!!*) the others can suck my ass...just because it's japanese doesn't make it good.
right now I'm reading: Vice Magazine's "10 years of Dos and Donts" from Gavin McInnes (fuckin' great. more, more, more at Viceland.com)....."Go Now" by Richard Hell....."Alive" by Piers Paul Read (changed my life)....."The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks....."Theory of Evolution" by Charles Darwin....."Shark Attacks"....."Modern Outdoor Survival"....."Confessions of a Lingerie Addict".....Hustler.....Swank.....Shaven Asians..... Wizard's "ToyFare".....the Burpee catalog.....Martha Stewart's Living.....the Animal Crossings companion book.....the Super Chinese Deluxe Buffet menu.....& my huge Webster's unabridged dictionary. And yes, all at once. That's how I do it.
mostly my influences and supporters: Kathy Saz...Stephen King...Madonna...Frank Sinatra...Roy Lichtenstein...Coop...John John Jesse...Bruce Timm...Niagra...Joe Coleman...Yumiko Kayukawa...Fafi...Ed 'Big Daddy' Roth...Olivia...Gil Elvgren...Katsuya Terada...Tara McPherson...Elizabeth "Blood Bath" McGrath...Derek Hess...JonG...my dad (I'm a daddy's girl), my brother (and my nieces and nephew), my grandmas, my cousins, and the rest of my awesome family...and any other artist or musician or anyone who has done it on their own. I'm coming up. WILLIAM SHEAFFER R.I.P. 2003-my favorite person ever. I miss you so much I can't stand it.